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Mephistophele's Merry Men
Roster [X2] Undead

<embed src="http://www.geocities.com/evildeadpage/awaken.wav" hidden="true" autostart="true" autoplay="true" loop="false" volume="100%" border="0" height="15" width="145"><div style=background color=gray><img src='http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/images/header2.png'><div width="100%" align="center" <div width="100%" align="center"><h2>Mephistopheles’ Merry Men - The Beginning</h2> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Elan">Coach Elan</a><!>, in a fit of pique, announced that living players were overpriced, hard to maintain, and easily killed, and turned to the Dark Arts for assistance in his attempt to return the dizzying heights of Blood Bowl fame in the Southern Wastes League (SWL). In exchange for naming rights, certain fell powers assisted Elan to raise an initial team, members of whom are still playing today - Coach Elan (to his disgust) found that the SWL is so brutal that even the dead can die another day.

<h2>Team History</h2>The Southern Wastes first saw "Mephistophele's Merry Men" in the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=19740"> Great Unseen One’s Regional XXVIII </a><!>. Despite criticism for poor player skills, and complaints from the Blood Bowl Player's Association about grave robbing, a respectable 3/1/3 result provided fourth place in a tough field.

With experience, performance improved in the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=20757">Great Unseen One's Regional XXIV</a><!>, where an overall 5/0/2 first place saw the team promoted!

Unfortunately, overconfidence and a lack of professionalism in the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=21622">Touchstone's Ball Conference Season XXV</a><!> resulted in a 0/0/3 result and sixth place .... despite <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5008089"> Adramelech's</a><!> amazing average of 3.33 Blocks to each Casualty caused, which saw him receive the prestigious <b><font color=red>Twahnlow's SILVER FIST</font></b> for the Season!

Stitched and glued in anticipation of the<a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=22488"> Gone's Slipper Conference League XXVI</a><!>, a vicious hammering at the hands of every opponent led to a pathetic 0/1/6 overall score, last place in the Conference and relegation!

Severely culled for useable parts, individual & team performance in the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=23256"">SWL Commissioner Twahn's Regionals XXVII </a><!> had to result in a return to the Conferences, or the Team was for the chop. A disappointing third place, with 4/1/2 overall, saw the team lining up at the abattoir, but a miracle wild card saved them from permanent death at the last second. The wild card came perhaps due to the inspiring performance of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5008110"> Alocer</a><!> who received both the prestigious <b><font color=red>Twahnlow's BRONZE FIST </b></font> (5.2 blocks to casualties) and <b><font color=red> BRONZE KNUCKLES</font> </b>(10 casualties) for the Season!

Despite unexpected promotion and some glee early in <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647">SWL Gone's Slipper Conference XXVIII</a><!>, the eventual 1/2/3 result was disappointing, as was the permanent loss of a number of crucial players. The only saving grace is that there are a few easily identifable candidates for the chop, and there will be no relegation! <b><font color=red>On to Season XXIX - They Know We're Coming!</font></b>

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<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647"><h2>Current Season: SWL Snakefield Memorial Conference XXIX</font></h2><!--
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--> <td align="left" bgcolor="#75E3DE"><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=487219">Gladesville Huggers</a></td><!--
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Following Season XXIX, Coach Elan finally had enough, and decided to return the remaining player parts to the cemetry, and sent Alocer home to Khemri. No tears were shed until the players recalled that Elan had never paid them!

For more detail on the team's past, please go to the <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/team.php?p_id=420438">Hall of Records</a>.<!> For information on current team members, the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=420438">Current Player List</a><!> will help!
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There is no reason for this image to be here, except that the players and Coach think it is the funniest and best use of goblins that they have seen.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Adramelech
Wight
5 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Strip Ball, Tackle, Shadowing
 -ma 42 1 4 0 10 1 38/51 150k
(160)k
  
2
Bifrons
Wight
6 3 4 8
Block, Regenerate
Strip Ball, Tackle, +AG
   34 4 4 0 6 3 43/51 170k
(175)k
  
3
Astaroth
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Catch, Jump Up
 n 16 0 8 0 2 2 38/51 140k
(125)k
  
4
Erroneous Septum
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
5
Alocer
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Guard, Tackle, Break Tackle, Pro
   43 0 0 0 34 6 98/176 210k
(243)k
  
6
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   4 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(115)k
  
7
Asmoday
Skeleton
5 4 2 7
Regenerate
+ST, Block
   42 0 0 1 6 1 19/31 100k
(133)k
  
8
Botis
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Pass
   32 13 13 0 6 2 74/76 160k
(165)k
  
9
Astaroth
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Block, Tackle
   43 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 70k
(85)k
  
11
Scragnuts
Skeleton
6 3 2 7
Regenerate
Block, +MA
   20 0 0 0 1 5 27/31 80k
(95)k
  
13
Justin Scrimmage
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   34 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 50k
(65)k
  
15
Kane
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(65)k
  
16
Herriscrotumm
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(123)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Elan Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:43 (15/5/23) |TD Diff:-8 (59 - 67) |Cas Diff:4 (49/37/22 - 59/30/15)
Last Opponent: Jacks Boozers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
None Shall PassChaos Chosen1000k60/0/040k0 - 21470k151/0/060k62k
Recreant UrquellElf1050k101/1/080k0 - 61510k344/2/170k49k
Liege Lords of LudwigDark Elf1110k160/2/040k2 - 11020k130/1/040k59k
Mummies Boy'zKhemri1170k174/0/090k1 - 21590k193/0/140k74k
Rattus lutreolusSkaven1220k252/2/090k4 - 01130k91/0/060k70k
MirkwoodiesWood Elf1270k201/0/250k3 - 01560k60/0/040k61k
United AbominationsNurgle1390k121/1/120k1 - 11710k121/1/110k59k
Salem StrikersElf1430k80/0/030k1 - 31340k192/0/050k76k
Norscia BezerkersNorse1390k182/2/080k2 - 11670k100/0/020k74k
Skill Want LuckHigh Elf1510k130/1/170k1 - 01480k90/1/140k57k
MirkwoodiesWood Elf1600k212/1/080k3 - 01620k110/1/130k65k
Adelaide Anvils TNGDwarf1550k151/1/080k2 - 11470k132/0/050k69k
Muppet RevengeOgre1630k100/1/060k2 - 11830k80/0/050k85k
Lancre XIHigh Elf1600k101/0/070k1 - 21720k201/1/040k85k
Rattus lutreolusSkaven1690k252/2/370k2 - 31550k160/0/040k89k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1770k102/0/130k1 - 22190k142/0/040k90k
Warriors of GaulHigh Elf1820k101/0/010k0 - 31500k200/2/160k76k
Woodies Double RevengeChaos Chosen1700k101/0/060k1 - 22000k274/1/290k102k
Good, Bad, FurrySkaven1680k170/2/050k2 - 32130k161/0/010k66k
Temple of SotekLizardmen1760k162/2/060k1 - 22100k213/1/060k71k
Blackwater BlitzSkaven1850k192/1/130k2 - 21760k110/0/00k51k
Sheikh'n'BreakHuman1790k90/0/020k1 - 21910k193/1/050k71k
Seekers of the SepulchreElven Union1790k203/2/150k1 - 22170k140/1/050k60k
33 Chin Chen StreetNorse1500k151/1/190k1 - 01390k123/0/050k75k
Muppets of LizardsLizardmen1630k170/2/130k2 - 01280k92/0/050k65k
Revenge of the BrickiesOrc1610k200/1/140k3 - 11360k173/1/060k79k
Phoenix (K)nightsHigh Elf1720k256/1/180k2 - 01530k70/0/040k70k
Steve of the DeadNecromantic Horror1890k120/2/060k1 - 21270k215/0/190k72k
SkullgodsKhemri1700k00/0/00k0 - 11620k162/1/090k85k
Parthenian SisterhoodAmazon1690k152/0/060k2 - 21660k131/0/040k64k
Canberra CarcassesShambling Undead1750k92/0/040k0 - 21660k130/1/030k67k
Citadel AncientsNecromantic Horror1810k111/0/340k0 - 01870k112/1/060k84k
Angry AsgardiansNorse1860k211/2/140k2 - 22220k150/2/030k96k
Bugrit's BanditsHuman1940k151/0/150k2 - 11930k130/2/080k102k
Mort AvaritiaChaos2040k100/1/140k0 - 12080k162/2/250k91k
We Fink Wer OrksAmazon1880k142/0/060k1 - 21830k160/1/060k113k
Khazad-Dûm LongbeardsDwarf1800k140/1/050k2 - 11710k142/0/230k99k
Mort AvaritiaChaos1870k131/0/050k1 - 22190k222/1/180k103k
Phoenix (K)nightsHigh Elf1950k100/0/110k0 - 21780k120/0/070k66k
Blackwater BlitzSkaven2010k180/1/120k3 - 11990k171/3/070k88k
Stalind's White StallionsNorse2050k151/3/070k1 - 21870k170/2/170k101k
Nard HarpiesOgre2030k111/1/040k1 - 21840k112/0/040k80k
Jacks BoozersDwarf2100k132/0/030k1 - 22360k154/0/020k71k