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Lost in the semifinal of XFL VIII (2013) in OT vs Tricktickler´s well developed and strong helves.

Lost against lizvis´ rookies in the first round of xfl 2012 (myself being 2110 tv).

Lost in the semifinal (as well as the first game...) in GLT high cr 2012 vs --- surprise... cd´s!

Lost in the first turn of Lustrian VI vs lizzards. Tight game, dice decided for lizzards favour.

Lost in the semifinal of Warpstone Open VIII Qualifier VII. Horrible game vs strong lizzards. I apoed a ko... misclick. Rolled a million snakes (in 4 of the first 5 turns and continuing) and had so many shots on the ball. Still failed to stop 0-1 at halftime and then I didnt manage to score in 2nd half, starting with 9 elves. Really awful. Both my coaching and the dice.


Reagan took the 3 first mvps of the team... never happend me before.

Granted with 2 +st and 1 +ag in 8 games..!

11 games with the team, 3 +st and 3 +ag (one +ag niggled at first skillroll and one +st niggled as well on the first) Nandoorins here we come!

Got my first dp after 18 games. Will only be around to protect my superplayers from too much booting. A dp for a dp is his goal!

Arent the best looking a bit injured? 2009-05-15

2009-05-28. Looks like my +st-party is over. All I have left now is the crappy niggled+st-guy... but on the other hand, I am silly agile still! Perhaps even a bit more than before!

2010-07-30 It sure looks like my team was crappy a year ago. Now its insane instead. Soooo many +ag and two +st makes them look like a strong team. A bit few players still, tr around 210-215 and only fielding 10 from start most of the time. But oh boy, what a team!

2010-08-02 Såja, det var det!
En riktig skåpning. När nuffle är på det humöret, bara spring och göm dig Niclas, stanna fan inte kvar. Du vet ju faktiskt hur det kommer att gå. History repeats som de säger.
Tja, vadhände: Det var hårt från start, får två tidiga mng och spelar sen i periferin, tittar mest på och dodgar undan lite. Sist av allt, får en extra runda, tänker, hmm.. jag kan ju få en td till. Najs. Nejnejnej, vad trodde jag?
Jag fick en spelare dödad på en 1dice, och en +st-spelare nigglad på en 1 dice. O_O Givetvis så fick han som dog mvpn och skillade. Det hör ju liksom till i denna sortens matcher.
Och så får jag en skill, på +st-killen. Han får, just det, +st igen. Och har som bonus dp,n. Fint. Min första +2st någonsin, med ett lag fullständigt slaget i spillror. Funderar faktiskt på att använda potion på honom. Det verkar ju inte som att jag ändå någonsin kommer i ett läge i en turnering där den ska användas. Men efter 31 spp? Är jag galen??? Ska jag behålla honom till långt 126+ spp och SEN köra potion, ja, det är ju verkligen frågan. Man kan väl för fan inte vara så dum att använda den redan. Nej, troligtvis inte. Men whatthefuck. Kanske ändå. Sluta läs! Detta är bara terapi, there is nothing to see, cirkulera! (gråter ymnigt). 26 mot 58 blocks, 0/3/2 mot sig i cas. Mmmmmmm..... teeeeraaaaapiiiiii....
Nu har alla spelare förutom 2 skador, tre av dem är nigglade. Suck, och jag vill inte sacka någon av dem.... 4 förlustmatcher på rad, och alla med minst två mål, tjo, det får jag gå långt bak för att hitta någon liknande rush. Jojo..

player_id=5759319, Radovan Karadzics, 81 spp, lino, sackad efter FC.

Hardest opponent are HUMANS and also the race most met. 4/5/5. Awful! ;-D And perhaps also RATS.
Easiest opponents seems to be DARK ELVES. Odd. Until I met Devils Revised that ripped the team in pieces.

SPIRALING EXPENSES

< 1.750.000------------------0
1.750.000 TO 1.890.000-------10
1.900.000 TO 2.040.000-------20
2.050.000 TO 2.190.000-------30
2.200.000 TO 2.340.000-------40
2.350.000 TO 2.490.000-------50
2.500.000 TO 2.640.000-------60

They are all still playing!

* After game 88 I retired Reagan Junior, a nice catcher with 144spp and three injuries, felt awful.
* After game 104 I retired Michael V. Hayden, my 4th legend ever, super sweet catcher with 176spps, 98 games and three injuries, felt awful.
Both had -ma, -av and a niggle. A theme!
* In game 106, the semifinal of XFL VIII, Margret Thatcher II , the player I used my POTION on - GOT KILLED by a pomber! My only player ever with +2ST. Had 134 spps, mb and block. And DIRTY PLAYER! Probably the only player with that skill set on fumbbl, and DEFINITELY the only High Elf with that combo! Was a good moment to die and it felt right! Used the apo earlier on a bh on a pretty normal player (all for the win, although I lost in ot ;-D)

Only one stat-freak remaining from the weirdest lineup ever for me.

Previous stat-freaks that fail in majors
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 6 7
Block
+AG, +AG, Dodge, Pass Block, Tackle
-av 96 46 19 3 16 3 156/176 240k
(100+140)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Mighty Blow, Block
  10 1 3 0 2 1 19/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
4
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Guard, +MA, Dodge
  13 1 8 0 1 1 32/51 180k
(100+80)k
 
6
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge
  7 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Side Step, Fend
  42 7 10 0 6 3 64/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Wrestle, Fend
  25 2 7 0 4 3 46/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
7 players  
Coach: Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1640k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:106 (59/15/32) |TD Diff:76 (231 - 155) |Cas Diff:-54 (113/65/28 - 150/79/31)
Last Opponent: Amiga Games

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Gawd AwfulHuman1000k121/0/040k1 - 21000k192/1/090k72k
Guts'n'RotNurgle's Rotters980k180/0/050k3 - 11090k143/0/070k51k
Indianapolis Colt'sHuman1070k160/1/030k2 - 21010k150/1/080k45k
A Melancholy Death Poetry IIHalfling1130k191/1/240k1 - 21310k152/0/090k62k
Jojimbos Scaly RaidersLizardmen1210k173/1/070k2 - 11190k80/0/090k69k
Sweet Horns AlabamaChaos Chosen1260k181/1/080k2 - 11300k212/2/240k63k
Skaley SunBeamzLizardmen1230k192/0/160k2 - 11190k101/0/040k56k
Endless NightmaresChaos1340k280/1/150k5 - 01520k71/0/060k69k
Rotters HeavenNurgle's Rotters1310k191/0/030k3 - 01420k91/1/030k44k
Black Fortress GuardChaos1380k150/0/040k2 - 21370k173/1/080k66k
Raiders of DawnHuman1450k100/0/080k1 - 31580k170/0/180k74k
Dry Rotting DroolersNecromantic1550k140/2/010k1 - 21550k141/1/050k60k
10 fresh onesSkaven1580k162/1/070k1 - 31550k161/0/070k69k
Chahuax CrittersLizardmen1600k100/0/070k1 - 11890k121/1/050k81k
Scarlet GriffinsHuman1680k170/0/050k3 - 01860k80/1/060k64k
Witch LoversDark Elf1760k180/0/030k3 - 11700k100/0/030k62k
Neck and NeckNecromantic1830k170/0/070k3 - 11990k151/2/010k62k
Gone Bad BreadsChaos Dwarf1880k222/1/040k3 - 01930k71/3/060k80k
Greenz RollazOrc1970k130/0/050k2 - 02020k121/1/110k51k
bar-colloDwarf1940k130/0/030k2 - 12230k152/4/020k71k
CorpserobbersShambling Undead2000k110/0/120k1 - 21950k160/1/140k54k
Slavin' the SkavenSkaven2040k241/2/110k3 - 21880k172/0/160k80k
Notorious TroubleSkaven2020k262/1/00k3 - 32110k201/1/030k72k
Unkindly ElvesDark Elf2070k250/1/070k4 - 12210k183/0/120k83k
Blunt and BrutalOrc2150k220/1/010k3 - 12260k193/1/210k72k
Fame CinicaOgre1990k111/0/070k1 - 22060k151/1/270k91k
Sump og SonLizardmen1760k151/0/180k2 - 11750k80/1/050k84k
Elfones SombriosDark Elf1780k282/0/030k4 - 22010k152/0/020k74k
Wandering FeathersHigh Elf1870k190/0/050k3 - 21920k140/0/030k97k
Ombres du SangDark Elf1960k203/1/070k3 - 21880k202/3/060k99k
To-badDark Elf1840k200/0/130k3 - 21660k181/0/170k96k
Normal NobsHuman1910k201/2/070k2 - 21690k120/0/030k86k
ZhavakkascifakkaOrc2020k162/1/020k1 - 12060k132/0/010k78k
Pump it Pump it HardHuman2070k291/1/130k4 - 42000k220/0/240k69k
SchlumpenNurgle2050k261/0/030k4 - 12060k202/2/010k81k
SchmerzenOrc2050k220/0/030k5 - 11840k123/0/030k88k
NyugatChaos Chosen2120k171/2/020k2 - 12070k80/1/010k86k
El RatOgros PackSkaven2190k181/1/150k2 - 42170k221/0/170k98k
Guldlaget 06Norse2190k120/1/040k1 - 31830k240/3/2100k126k
Siklesmere SourceDwarf2170k181/0/140k2 - 12260k101/1/040k92k
Altdorf SpartansHuman2250k101/0/050k1 - 22210k174/1/060k92k
Regenesis SeedWood Elf2320k210/1/060k4 - 02120k101/0/020k81k
Dark jokeDark Elf2420k112/0/050k0 - 32530k181/0/020k82k
Pump it Pump it HardHuman2490k160/0/040k3 - 32380k203/0/050k85k
Demonic ReaversDark Elf2550k130/0/020k2 - 12500k120/1/050k118k
Hardcore PunksHuman2600k141/0/020k1 - 42630k253/1/040k105k
Dudley NightshadesDark Elf2450k232/0/030k4 - 02100k81/0/040k82k
Uxel zons on tourAmazon2450k100/0/00k1 - 32310k150/0/010k99k
Los reencarnados celestesHuman2460k161/0/060k2 - 22170k154/0/080k135k
Muddy MenLizardmen2570k283/4/050k4 - 02660k71/0/010k122k
Triggy BeltersHuman2680k183/1/020k2 - 12580k226/1/20k95k
Bordeaux 1985Chaos Chosen2670k120/1/10k1 - 22360k202/1/170k105k
Supreme ConcordiumHigh Elf2600k150/2/020k2 - 01420k101/0/050k77k
Alternative ComediansHigh Elf2650k152/0/010k2 - 32390k183/1/030k121k
Boys in the HoodsHuman2680k160/1/050k2 - 02870k101/0/00k123k
FratricideDark Elf2760k245/0/030k3 - 12570k120/0/120k116k
Flagon of Justice IIChaos Dwarf2850k121/1/00k1 - 32600k243/2/050k96k
Mechant MaladeTomb Kings2870k141/0/010k2 - 02470k103/0/060k106k
Devils RevisedDark Elf2930k234/2/140k2 - 12770k101/1/050k124k
Red vs [B]lueHuman2990k182/0/00k2 - 32230k274/4/140k125k
Claw of the DarkDark Elf2640k80/0/130k0 - 22430k162/0/030k116k
Altdorf SpartansHuman2690k224/0/030k3 - 12160k121/1/060k146k
Magic of ChaosChaos2760k200/0/010k3 - 12560k133/0/140k114k
A LagarnaWood Elf2700k300/4/110k4 - 32540k191/0/020k112k
Other OnesWood Elf2770k220/3/040k2 - 02570k91/1/030k108k
BegingingWood Elf2860k331/1/150k4 - 13020k130/1/00k140k
Empire Strikes Back InsanityHigh Elf2830k122/0/060k1 - 22640k171/1/050k159k
White PretendersDark Elf2910k151/2/130k1 - 22590k162/1/120k135k
Patada en los huevosOgre2960k120/0/20k1 - 12610k121/1/00k94k
Naked CityWood Elf2850k301/1/140k5 - 12130k161/0/060k135k
Vojska SrbijeHuman2960k121/0/150k1 - 42760k274/0/010k125k
Devils RevisedDark Elf2830k110/2/020k0 - 32540k200/2/150k125k
Vailwynd Valiant'sHigh Elf2030k263/1/160k2 - 11930k130/1/020k41k
Dark brigthnessDark Elf2200k181/1/050k1 - 32120k242/0/040k37k
Pro Ball 2010Wood Elf2190k161/0/030k2 - 32170k274/1/050k38k
Death Valley DazeShambling Undead2160k202/1/170k2 - 01910k71/2/020k35k
DeliriandHigh Elf2110k375/2/060k4 - 01910k140/1/060k31k
Death Valley DazeShambling Undead2140k190/0/050k3 - 02010k91/1/120k32k
Vailwynd Valiant'sHigh Elf2080k212/1/060k2 - 22010k161/0/020k45k
Varuna DentataNorse2240k131/0/130k1 - 12130k100/1/020k38k
Stud MenOgre2230k150/0/070k3 - 02360k92/2/060k37k
Hanseatic AvengersAmazon2060k164/1/070k1 - 21870k182/2/050k42k
No Win No BeerDwarf2070k151/0/060k2 - 22210k131/1/030k39k
New Hope UnitedHuman2120k191/1/040k2 - 22030k141/1/040k41k
Valhalla ValkyriezAmazon2050k162/0/060k2 - 12050k121/1/020k32k
MMA FightersDark Elf2260k70/1/030k0 - 22320k231/0/170k38k
FiberfibWood Elf2150k181/0/030k2 - 22140k191/1/060k42k
Threeplus FrogsSlann2100k140/1/070k2 - 11930k130/0/040k33k
Snooty EmosHigh Elf2110k101/0/040k1 - 21000k111/0/070k25k
Crash Bash BootOrc2100k170/0/060k3 - 02080k103/0/060k37k
Threeplus FrogsSlann2140k252/2/180k3 - 22080k150/0/060k36k
Paradise LustVampire2160k110/0/160k1 - 22040k130/1/080k44k
DreambabesAmazon2020k151/0/040k2 - 12040k110/1/040k33k
Con barbas y a lo locoChaos Dwarf2170k60/0/060k0 - 21960k214/0/150k31k
Quis Custodiet ICHuman2120k354/0/040k5 - 02160k72/0/040k35k
-Dancers Of Death-Dark Elf2180k231/1/050k4 - 12050k183/0/020k27k
Quetzls Jungle FightersLizardmen2250k81/0/070k0 - 12360k111/0/050k28k
69ers de LuxeHuman2240k151/0/070k2 - 12160k110/0/030k30k
Dirty Eaters EliteGoblin2250k282/1/060k4 - 01910k53/1/040k32k
Zharr UtdChaos Dwarf2320k160/0/130k2 - 01730k82/0/050k31k
DaFangs Flying CircusOrc2440k162/0/070k2 - 11650k132/0/240k29k
C is for Cookie!Lizardmen2110k81/0/010k0 - 12370k121/3/030k33k
Phoenix Gate GuardiansHigh Elf1830k130/0/030k2 - 01910k100/2/040k33k
Bramble RoseHigh Elf1860k192/0/070k3 - 01750k70/0/050k31k
We are too sexy for our shirtsHigh Elf1800k151/1/060k2 - 12100k101/0/040k42k
Amiga GamesHigh Elf1810k181/1/120k2 - 32290k273/1/170k41k