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Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz
Roster [R] Goblin

Amongst the fifteen oldest Goblin teams in the Ranked Divison.
Competing in the FUMBBL Rich List.

Originating from the Jolly Woods in the region of the Old World known as the Untidy States of Amorica, Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz is a travelling company, playing Blood Bowl matches wherever they go. Being chased by debt collectors due to an experiment gone wrong (involving a very vicious and hungry Squigling), they try to generate enough cash to ensure they can one day return to their home again, without having to worry that if they do not pay attention, a blunt or spiked or sharp weapon will find its way into their backs...

The original Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz team members



NOTE: Yes, I am a picker. I do not set this team up against every opponent, just because we have an equal team value. When I see loads of block and tackle combinations or a (claw)pomb-er in your team, a Stunty team will never going to be equal to your team. On the other hand, if you wish to take a bit of a challenge and are willing to face the possibility of taking on some bribed secret weapons or a hired star, then I'm certainly open to suggestions.

Obituary





Project 'Goblin All-Star'
The challenge is to create a Goblin that can compete to become the Goblin All-Star of all time. So far, various attempts have been made (ending with a 'Splat!' as result), but basically the Goblin with the highest amount of starplayer points has to prove they can lead the time to great(er) heights.

Best All-Time results up to this date
Dmax Foulsteel: MA7 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint with 5 completions, 18 touchdowns and 4 Most Valuable Player awards for 79 Star Player Points

Moresb Darkshadow: MA6 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint with 6 completions, 8 touchdowns, 1 interception, 1 casualty and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 59 Star Player Points

Knoxg Stonebone: MA6 ST3 AG3 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up, Sprint with 5 completions, 6 touchdowns, 10 casualties and 2 Most Valuable Player awards for 53 Star Player Points

Best current result
Dtum Irontongue: MA6 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle, Strip Ball, Jump Up, Sure Feet with 46 completions, 14 touchdowns, 4 casualties and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 121 Star Player Points


Hall of Fame and Records

165 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
121 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
92 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic) / Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
79 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) - dead
59 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
18 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) - dead
14 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
8 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
7 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - dead
6 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - dead
46 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
16 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - dead
6 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
5 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - dead
1 one retired Pogoer and a big bunch of dead Goblins
2 Skog Metalbreaker (Goblin) - RIP / Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP / Buxotk Darkbelch (Goblin) - RIP
1 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
70 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
36 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
26 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
11 Tugarn Ironbone (Troll) - RIP
10 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
9 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
8 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
6 Max Metalfire (Goblin) - RIP
5 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll) / Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
4 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll) / Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Sgex Damnyell (Goblin) / Rbext Stonecleaver (Bombardier) - RIP / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
97 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
96 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
95 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
73 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
71 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
709 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
448 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
367 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
202 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
151 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
12 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney) / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
9 Bted Bigtooth (Goblin) - retired
5 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Zexasr Giantgibber (Goblin) / Gxezud Bigkiller (Goblin) - RIP / Genx Madyell (Goblin) - retired
4 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Zuk Giantlaugh (Goblin) - RIP / Name Ser Madblade (Goblin) - RIP
3 Rakozt Giantbeast (Goblin) / Medans Greattracker (Goblin) / Kon Ironmurder (Goblin) / Zganed Greatcutter (Goblin) - RIP / Brutos Ironhand (Goblin) - RIP
165 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
42 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP
25 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP
23 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Nux Greatstalker (Pogoer) - retired
12 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
516 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
364 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP
162 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP
115 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
100 Nux Greatstalker (Pogoer) - retired


Result tracker
MatchesRecordTDsCAS
0-509/3/3841 - 11164/48/12 - 117/23/10
51-603/1/613 - 249/6/1 - 19/5/4
61-700/1/99 - 3210/9/3 - 34/10/2
71-801/0/910 - 3111/7/2 - 27/3/0
81-900/0/1010 - 2810/15/2 - 25/7/2
91-1003/0/75 - 2113/9/1 - 28/4/10
101-1100/0/00 - 00/0/0 - 0/0/0


Statistics and Honours


Streaks

Winning: 2 • unbeaten: 2 • without win: 20 • losing: 20

Top Results

Highest win: 4-3 • highest loss: 3-5 • most combined touchdowns: 8
Most casualties inflicted: 9 • most casualties suffered: 8 • most combined casualties: 14
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 6 1 10
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard, +AV, +ST
  99 0 0 0 71 5 167/176 250k
(110+140)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Block, Grab, Dodge
  75 0 0 0 37 5 99/176 230k
(110+120)k
 
3
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Multiple Block, Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard, Stand Firm
  98 0 0 0 26 8 92/176 170k
(70+100)k
 
4
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  33 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge, Jump Up, Side Step
  97 0 0 0 1 9 47/51 100k
(40+60)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  32 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  9 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  51 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle, +AG, Strip Ball, Jump Up, Sure Feet
  73 46 15 0 4 5 124/176 180k
(40+140)k
 
15 players  
Coach: SkavenLordVinshqueek Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1720k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:100 (16/5/79) |TD Diff:-160 (88 - 248) |Cas Diff:-96 (117/94/21 - 250/50/28)
Last Opponent: Inzane

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
I Pupi MaleficiChaos Dwarf1000k90/0/030k1 - 0980k132/1/120k17k
Merry FatfellowshipHalfling930k50/0/070k0 - 1960k81/0/060k16k
Duketon DiggersSkaven1020k91/0/150k0 - 41000k211/0/030k24k
Kharneth CrusherzChaos Renegade1100k152/0/150k1 - 01010k81/0/040k23k
Guinea Pigs BBCSkaven1130k215/1/070k2 - 11170k100/0/040k32k
Hammer's Vampire VixensVampire1210k70/1/020k0 - 11200k235/2/050k26k
Cajus' [R]evengeUnderworld Denizens1110k122/0/040k1 - 31100k201/1/040k18k
Inmates and Convicts UnitedHuman1220k71/0/050k0 - 31140k222/1/070k23k
Ring a Ring o' RosesSkaven1270k191/3/060k1 - 11290k120/0/150k20k
BB Stomp Camp TraineesGoblin1280k70/1/020k0 - 11220k144/0/040k24k
Emerald TideGoblin1400k133/0/060k1 - 11400k152/0/140k22k
Nuln Sports and Social ClubHuman1350k81/0/040k0 - 31430k212/1/060k24k
Dynamo KaoticaChaos Chosen1180k172/2/250k0 - 11250k80/2/070k31k
Dasf teamSlann1130k50/0/030k0 - 31090k212/1/060k25k
Remote SensersHuman1340k101/0/050k1 - 61550k373/1/130k28k
Hell Fire HammazGoblin1340k132/0/050k1 - 11330k143/0/020k27k
Better than last timeElven Union1390k170/4/170k0 - 21380k130/0/070k23k
Pink BangersChaos Chosen1430k50/0/070k0 - 21380k214/1/020k19k
Big Babby BluesNecromantic Horror1450k163/1/050k1 - 21420k151/1/030k24k
SunderlandHuman1360k120/1/140k1 - 21480k203/0/080k30k
Necromantic RosesNecromantic Horror1520k162/1/070k1 - 21520k172/1/050k25k
Rodent HerosSkaven1380k173/0/110k2 - 41420k210/0/080k28k
Last threeWood Elf1570k101/1/030k1 - 31600k276/0/060k30k
Dirty DirtbagsGoblin1590k93/1/040k0 - 21560k194/0/180k30k
Uxel Darkies on tourDark Elf1570k100/2/060k0 - 31670k201/0/190k33k
FangotronicVampire1460k231/2/070k3 - 11600k141/1/030k22k
Dasf teamSlann1580k92/1/020k0 - 21530k245/1/060k28k
Just say oooorcOrc1640k80/0/060k1 - 21630k203/0/050k30k
Bay City BombersAmazon1580k181/2/160k1 - 21520k192/2/070k28k
Elfheim Eagles Re-visitedHigh Elf1530k91/1/010k0 - 41540k232/0/080k23k
Ancient SunLizardmen1660k142/2/050k1 - 21700k194/0/080k27k
B Movie StarsChaos Renegade1690k150/1/050k2 - 11660k142/0/140k34k
Super Size v Super SkinnyOgre1690k110/2/150k0 - 21650k214/0/150k20k
Ol' One Eyes OrriblezOrc1580k110/0/050k2 - 11620k121/0/030k27k
MustaviittaDark Elf1590k121/0/140k1 - 31560k245/0/030k27k
Sargheim SuckersVampire1590k121/1/050k1 - 21630k317/0/060k25k
Cheesy NibblersSkaven1580k71/1/020k0 - 61560k240/0/070k32k
We Play RugbyChaos Renegade1610k132/2/020k0 - 31610k327/0/140k26k
Coldblooded OffensiveLizardmen1650k60/0/050k0 - 22130k175/0/070k33k
Low FewGoblin1650k203/3/060k2 - 31100k185/1/070k19k
Order of ProphetElven Union1680k172/2/050k2 - 51630k300/0/070k29k
Fed LarkDark Elf1760k182/1/040k2 - 11630k120/0/010k16k
Kallinge AvengersWood Elf1790k112/1/040k0 - 31700k213/0/070k19k
Giging in the DarkDark Elf1840k122/1/010k1 - 21930k244/1/040k32k
Mad MimesElven Union1730k202/0/180k2 - 11610k111/0/020k24k
Buddha Fa Last ShotDark Elf1760k161/2/140k1 - 41960k324/1/030k30k
Solo un sorbitoVampire1850k141/3/020k1 - 21910k151/1/040k29k
Yun Zis Absolute WahrheitenHigh Elf1880k70/0/030k0 - 41780k291/1/180k34k
Nunja NinjasDark Elf1750k193/0/050k2 - 01900k70/0/030k33k
Black PlagueshipDark Elf1920k131/1/050k1 - 22160k160/1/060k36k
Buddha Fa Last ShotDark Elf1860k181/2/040k2 - 22040k192/1/040k35k
Conservative MobSkaven1790k80/1/040k0 - 41840k253/0/180k33k
A Knife In The DarkDark Elf1840k70/1/040k0 - 21910k181/1/170k25k
Ratties RattersSkaven1660k132/1/030k2 - 01730k60/0/020k28k
Yun Zis Absolute WahrheitenHigh Elf1810k71/0/160k0 - 52140k365/1/170k26k
Bonehead PiratesChaos Renegade1700k131/1/040k2 - 01570k121/1/160k26k
Teachers of the True TeachingDark Elf1670k211/0/070k4 - 31650k221/0/030k29k
Mayham MôrSkaven1800k101/0/060k1 - 31750k294/1/060k37k
Gartheim SeagullsHuman1740k142/0/050k1 - 21770k130/0/080k32k
Bitte nicht die HaareElven Union1710k90/0/040k1 - 31660k222/0/080k30k
Death Valley DazeShambling Undead1870k121/1/130k1 - 11950k164/1/130k31k
Yun Zis Absolute WahrheitenHigh Elf1820k81/0/130k0 - 51750k323/0/060k29k
StarbearersHigh Elf1890k141/1/150k1 - 21970k141/0/070k26k
Cloverfield Corpse CarriersShambling Undead1910k111/1/030k0 - 21970k193/1/080k26k
League of AbysmalDark Elf1780k110/1/040k1 - 31790k295/0/080k30k
Phoenix Guard GriffinsHigh Elf1930k171/1/040k2 - 52120k404/2/160k25k
Chrace CharioteersHigh Elf1790k151/2/020k1 - 32170k212/0/060k32k
Teachers of the True TeachingDark Elf1910k60/1/030k0 - 42020k373/2/030k27k
Yun Zis Absolute WahrheitenHigh Elf1560k191/1/050k3 - 51590k406/1/060k28k
Osos PresidiariosNorse1800k153/0/040k0 - 21620k203/1/060k27k
High and Mighty BlowHigh Elf1770k171/2/040k1 - 42120k262/0/060k33k
Teachers of the True TeachingDark Elf1850k171/0/110k1 - 32040k212/0/060k28k
Vormandris EaglesWood Elf1870k121/1/050k1 - 61850k352/0/070k26k
Chaosclime PanthersChaos Renegade1870k200/1/140k3 - 21850k182/1/060k24k
Les Tueurs de banlieueHuman1720k132/0/030k1 - 21820k193/1/060k23k
Colstonia BlendDark Elf1840k60/0/040k0 - 42360k273/0/050k36k
Sannegården ChessmastersDark Elf1860k91/0/030k0 - 11830k153/1/030k21k
Hot 5tuffWood Elf1710k81/0/060k0 - 41810k294/0/080k27k
Giging in the DarkDark Elf1870k191/2/060k2 - 31870k202/0/060k24k
caos adChaos Chosen1870k173/1/040k1 - 21740k204/0/040k21k
Talsetti TyphoonsElven Union1710k142/2/060k1 - 21610k202/0/080k31k
CoriolanusDark Elf1910k90/0/040k1 - 32150k191/0/070k29k
Elves Learn FightingHigh Elf1910k202/2/160k2 - 41900k293/0/070k26k
Fickle FlickersWood Elf1910k133/1/040k0 - 41870k232/0/090k25k
CoriolanusDark Elf1830k70/1/040k0 - 42270k395/1/270k30k
Bloody StumbleChaos Chosen1790k121/1/060k1 - 21870k192/2/030k33k
Flying SammichesHalfling1720k130/2/050k1 - 21350k214/2/070k27k
Mostly UselessWood Elf1610k201/3/110k2 - 31860k202/0/090k32k
Swamp BoyzGoblin1870k121/2/040k1 - 21450k172/2/050k30k
Carnivalé d'ChaosNurgle1400k80/1/050k1 - 21800k132/0/070k24k
Ornbarad Sylvan SeekersWood Elf1870k111/1/020k0 - 31790k232/0/150k30k
CoriolanusDark Elf1890k70/0/060k0 - 52070k283/0/080k19k
Giging in the DarkDark Elf1910k70/0/030k0 - 21980k212/1/060k28k
Agility MonstersDwarf1830k101/1/010k0 - 22000k274/1/180k22k
Chaos AssassinChaos Chosen1630k122/0/060k1 - 01510k131/0/320k17k
Loths forsakenDark Elf1760k81/0/040k0 - 41760k272/0/290k30k
Badland RascalsGoblin1720k273/5/150k2 - 11120k125/0/070k30k
Burning Face TribeGoblin1770k101/0/040k1 - 2910k216/1/170k25k
HeinisGoblin1750k83/0/070k1 - 01050k133/1/160k23k
InzaneGoblin1720k111/2/010k0 - 21660k130/0/140k30k