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Born to lose.

For dwarfs who want to let their guard down...whiskey for the blockers, beer for the runners, wine for the blitzers, something stronger for the slayers.

But NEVER guard. Guard is for Guardorama!




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Touchdowns (79)Bud Light
48
Interceptions (1)Malbec
1
Casualties (152)Baileys
35
Most Valuable Player (73)Bud Light
10
Star Player Points (922)Bud Light
197
Passing (43)Claret
15
Rushing (1841)Bud Light
1256
Blocks (2966)Baileys
269
Fouls (4)Bombay Sapphire
Guinness
Paddy Irish
Dunville's Three Crowns
1
Scoring ThrowerChablis
3
Blocking ThrowerChablis
3
Blocking ScorerChablis
5
TripleChablis
3
All-rounder
Courtesy of Shraag's magic parsing script
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
+AG, Stand Firm
  18 3 2 0 1 1 16/31 140k
(80+60)k
 
2
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Fend
  20 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
3
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Fend
  9 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
4
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
5
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
  34 0 0 0 6 0 12/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
  36 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Fend, +MA, Strip Ball, Tackle
  60 3 5 0 6 5 55/76 170k
(80+90)k
 
8
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Dodge, Kick-Off Return, Side Step, Tackle
  67 1 48 0 1 10 Legend
197
230k
(80+150)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
  12 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
13
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(0)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: somertown Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1600k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (30/20/23) |TD Diff:6 (79 - 73) |Cas Diff:-13 (88/46/19 - 107/40/19)
Last Opponent: Sons of David

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Boots'n'RootsHalfling960k224/0/060k3 - 0960k50/0/050k19k
Jabba's RevengeOrc1040k101/0/070k1 - 11080k120/1/140k20k
Norse 'N SouthNorse1080k202/2/230k1 - 11080k172/1/140k17k
Necro experimentNecromantic Horror1100k223/1/050k3 - 01120k50/1/050k22k
Diseases of the FleshNurgle1170k120/1/160k1 - 01140k70/0/120k27k
Desolation of the EarthNecromantic Horror1140k130/1/070k2 - 11150k110/1/040k26k
Zagrug's Bad Moon BoyzOrc1180k101/0/020k1 - 21070k143/0/070k28k
Till death parts usShambling Undead1200k170/3/220k0 - 31200k161/0/050k29k
Wham Bham thankyou SlannSlann1270k112/1/050k0 - 11250k80/0/060k26k
Rude Riot RatsSkaven1290k121/1/020k1 - 11310k90/0/070k22k
just PO on you and hopeChaos Chosen1320k183/0/060k2 - 01340k70/0/040k29k
Ideas InconexasNecromantic Horror1370k130/1/070k2 - 11560k91/0/020k27k
Chigo-Tail Thunder LizardsLizardmen1480k161/3/070k1 - 11470k122/0/030k25k
Azure DarknessDark Elf1500k121/1/050k1 - 11650k100/0/020k27k
Headless BashingChaos Chosen1350k112/1/050k0 - 01340k91/1/050k27k
AntirankersOrc1520k111/0/060k1 - 11500k143/0/080k33k
Box - The meaning of lifeChaos Dwarf1580k131/0/140k1 - 11570k101/0/020k32k
Lokura totalChaos Renegade1590k121/1/070k1 - 01590k92/0/030k34k
Primordial PainChaos Chosen1690k194/0/060k2 - 01870k80/1/050k33k
NihontōChaos Chosen1610k101/0/070k1 - 11700k132/0/060k35k
Space Hops AsSlann1670k121/1/070k1 - 11660k90/0/060k38k
Terminator 2 - Judgment DayTomb Kings1680k142/0/180k1 - 01660k71/0/040k27k
Inglorius FollowersHuman1690k101/0/020k1 - 11670k132/0/040k34k
Headless BashingChaos Chosen1700k142/1/050k1 - 11650k162/2/060k26k
Rational AnimaulzChaos Chosen1520k121/1/060k1 - 01520k132/1/160k36k
CPombinationChaos Chosen1670k171/2/070k2 - 01720k192/3/250k29k
Dinozaurai IILizardmen1540k80/0/070k1 - 21680k151/1/070k29k
Bayernhoff BengalsHuman1560k143/0/030k1 - 11740k143/0/050k28k
Death KarmaChaos Chosen1700k91/0/050k0 - 21850k160/1/170k38k
Puchheim RangersHuman1510k70/1/060k0 - 21550k201/1/250k28k
SinneritOrc1590k80/0/020k1 - 01680k81/0/020k29k
Tym razem sie udaOrc1660k50/0/040k0 - 01680k174/1/170k33k
Space Hops AsSlann1500k163/1/050k1 - 31580k150/0/060k32k
Wind, Fire and SteelChaos Dwarf1660k81/0/040k0 - 31730k201/2/060k30k
Fjord ThunderNorse1580k212/2/060k2 - 11660k131/1/060k27k
Sons of BrutusHuman1520k50/0/020k0 - 21480k140/1/050k28k
X-dressersAmazon1530k163/1/020k1 - 11620k152/0/170k34k
Abilene AssassinsChaos Renegade1630k101/0/020k1 - 21610k151/1/070k37k
Plague SpydersNurgle1470k80/0/040k1 - 11580k123/0/150k30k
DeadColdShambling Undead1620k71/0/010k0 - 11730k121/1/170k24k
Treaty of 1971Nurgle1500k131/0/040k2 - 11600k142/1/060k30k
MullaHuman1480k100/0/160k1 - 21490k172/1/020k30k
Hairy ticklersNecromantic Horror1540k111/0/060k1 - 11450k182/2/020k25k
Black GravelordsNecromantic Horror1570k151/1/050k2 - 01610k60/0/020k26k
San Jose_BaggersChaos Chosen1640k100/1/060k1 - 01630k92/0/010k26k
Sewing TechniquesNurgle1690k262/3/160k3 - 01680k81/0/020k29k
Pact A Lunch [B]-sideChaos Renegade1790k171/2/050k2 - 01820k144/1/020k33k
[B]attlestar GalacticaElven Union1720k172/1/040k2 - 01720k70/0/060k38k
Shliurpt!Chaos Chosen1860k192/0/260k2 - 11910k180/5/040k29k
Universe CriminalsShambling Undead1650k213/0/350k1 - 22080k259/0/020k32k
Chaos Dwarf Version 0.1Chaos Dwarf1900k70/0/140k0 - 21430k102/1/170k27k
Kryptan PojatNecromantic Horror1610k151/1/070k2 - 11620k91/0/060k30k
BarbilindosNorse1710k80/1/060k0 - 21910k174/0/060k37k
Señores de los ChupetesChaos Dwarf1730k50/0/030k0 - 01670k92/0/060k35k
ZombilandShambling Undead1720k113/0/060k0 - 01700k92/0/170k32k
Bobos GobosGoblin1750k193/1/050k2 - 11280k122/0/040k29k
ParapoopersLizardmen1780k152/0/060k2 - 11520k142/0/060k29k
Brawling ForeverAmazon1800k181/2/250k1 - 01110k71/0/030k25k
Les Vent-MarcheursChaos Chosen1870k80/0/030k1 - 11940k151/1/070k32k
NewDDwarf1820k110/0/040k2 - 11570k172/1/140k38k
Bearded Roller VIIDwarf1740k140/1/060k2 - 11950k80/0/030k42k
Black SithiWood Elf1850k81/0/020k0 - 22000k181/0/060k36k
Wasteland TormentsNecromantic Horror1880k101/0/040k1 - 01810k80/1/020k31k
Daba ambiente a la habitacion!Dwarf1790k50/0/020k0 - 31740k182/0/070k36k
Some Blokes and the ChipmunksOgre1850k92/0/010k0 - 11820k143/0/070k32k
Les Vent-MarcheursChaos Chosen1850k50/0/060k0 - 11830k144/1/070k28k
Killing the BOXChaos Chosen1690k101/0/070k1 - 02040k133/1/070k30k
Uzkulak Rocks!Chaos Dwarf1770k91/1/020k0 - 11590k111/0/070k29k
[B]eer RunDwarf1870k172/1/040k2 - 11890k141/1/120k32k
Barthacians'n the WoodWood Elf1790k130/0/170k2 - 11660k90/0/010k39k
To the Boxtop3Wood Elf1890k153/1/060k1 - 21880k152/0/050k38k
Metu MortisNecromantic Horror1820k141/2/010k1 - 21970k151/0/170k34k
Sons of DavidNorse1780k121/0/160k1 - 21230k172/1/120k28k