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Vampiros del Valle
Roster [R] Vampire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwuSRXf7r9g



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- Joder Morao, estos vampiros son una pasada tío, nos hubiéramos conformado con cualquier vampiro con blodge, ¿verdad?, y va y nos saca estos auténticos vampiros de gourmet sin dudarlo. ¿Qué skill es ésta?
- Déjalo ya Diego.
- ¿El qué?
- No necesito que me digas lo buenos que son los jodidos vampiros. Los juego yo, ya sé que son cojonudos. Si otros juegan vampiros, juegan caca. Yo tengo estos vampiros para que al jugarlos hagan algo. ¿Pero sabes lo que me preocupa ahora mismo? No son los vampiros de mi equipo. Es el thrall exangüe de mi banquillo.
- Morao...
- No, no, no necesito que me digas nada, contesta solo a ésto: cuando te plantaste aquí ¿leiste algún cartel frente a mi casa que dijese carroña thrall?
- Morao, sabes que no hay ningún cartel...
- ¿Leiste algún cartel frente a mi casa que dijese carroña thrall?
- No... ninguno.
- ¿Sabes por qué no viste ese cartel?
- ¿...por qué?
- ¡Porque no lo hay! ¡¡Recolectar thralls muertos no es mi puto negocio, por eso!!

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Diego: ¿Qué coño ha pasado? Joder macho
Victor: Ah mierda.. He, he puesto a "payaso" en la LOS.
- ¿Por qué coño lo has hecho?
- No lo he hecho a propósito, ha sido un accidente.
- He visto cantidad de mierda en mi vida, pero esto...
- Tranqui hombre, ha sido un accidente, tal vez... hubo un bug o algo asi...
- Oye, oye, el cliente no ha tenido ningún puto bug.
- Oye tío, mi intención no era poner ahí a ese hijo de puta, no, no se como hice missclick.
- Pues mira toda esta jodida mierda, estamos en la LOS y rodeados de CLAWPOMB.
- No me, no me lo puedo creer.
- Pues creetelo cabronazo, tenemos que sacar a ese trhall de la LOS, los CLAWPOMB suelen fijarse en los thralls con -AV +AG +2MV y Blodge que están a tiro de POW.
- Hay que llevarlo, hay que llevarlo a un lugar de confianza, eso es todo.
- Esto es la LOS, Victor, los vampiros no tienen lugares de confianza.
- ¡Bueno Diego, este jodido mayor no es el mio!
- Mierda.
- ¿Qué coño haces?
- Mover a Stern desde la banda.
- ¿Dónde está la banda?
- En un lateral de campo, lejos de la LOS y los bashers. Como a Stern le de el bloodlust no se que puñetas vamos a hacer, porque ya no me quedan más vampiros cerca.

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La noche del partido puede que sientas una ligera punzada, será el blood lust que intenta joderte. ¡A la mierda el blood lust! El blood lust solo hace daño. No te ayuda jamas. Lucha contra esa mierda, porque dentro de un año, cuando estés gozando con la FUMBBL Cup, te dirás a ti mismo: "Morao tenía razón".

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Peinad el campo entero hasta encontrar al clawpomb. Si ese enano del caos aparece en el suelo, quiero a un thrall con DP escondido en la hierba para que le meta una bota en el culo

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- Mmmm! Goddamn, Morao! These are some serious gourmet vampires! Usually, I would be happy with some old blodge vampires right, but he springs this serious GOURMET vampires on us! What skill is this?
- Knock it off, Diego.
- What?
- I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my vampires are, okay? I'm the one who plays them. I know how good they are. When other people plays vampires they play SHIT. I play the gourmet expensive vampires because when I play them I want them to do something. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the vampires on my team, it's the dead thrall in my bench.
- Oh, Morao, don't even worry about that...
- No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead thrall Storage"?
- Morao, you know I ain't seen no...
- Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead thrall Storage"?
- No. I didn't.
- You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
- Why?
- 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead thralls ain't my fucking business, that's why!

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Diego: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Victor: Oh man, I put "Payaso" in the LOS.
- Why the fuck did you do that!
- Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
- Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
- Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. The client probably had a a bug or something.
- Hey, the client didn't had no motherfucking bug!
- Hey, look man, I didn't mean to put the son of a bitch in the LOS. I... I missclick. I don't know why.
- Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on the LOS and surrounded by CLAWPOMB!
- I don't believe it.
- Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this thrall off the LOS! You know the CLAWPOMB tend to notice thralls with -AV +AG +2MV Blodge who are in the LOS
- Just take it to a friendly place, that's all.
- This is the LOS, Victor. Vamps ain't got no friendly places in the LOS.
- Well Diego, this ain't my fucking major, man!
- Shit!
- What you doin'?
- I'm calling Stern, my best vamp. He is in the sideline.
- Where's the sideline?
- It's just on the side of the pitch, away from the bashers. If Stern's ass goes Bloodlust, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other vamps around.

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Night of the match, you might feel a slight sting. That's blood lust fuckin' with you. Fuck blood lust! Blood lust only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it with the FUMBBL Cup, you gonna say to yourself, "Morao was right."

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I'm prepared to scour the pitch for that Clawpobm. If that Chaos Dwarf goes to the grond, I want a DP thrall hiding in the grass ready to pop a boot in his ass.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Montoro
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro, Side Step
   76 4 12 0 63 7 Legend
201
 230k
(110+120)k
  
2
Parquimetrero
Vampire
6 5 5 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
+AG, +ST, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands
   77 28 32 0 9 1 147/176 260k
(110+150)k
  
3
David Stern
Vampire
6 5 5 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
+ST, +AG, Dodge, Block, Leap
   73 26 33 1 17 1 166/176 260k
(110+150)k
  
4
ElsuelonotieneMB
Thrall
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Payaso jr
Thrall
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Linsanity
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Dodge, Wrestle, Strip Ball
   18 2 10 0 4 0 40/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
7
Basureja
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Kick, Dirty Player, Block
   68 1 1 0 2 7 43/51 100k
(40+60)k
  
8
Quepocovasadurar
Thrall
6 2 3 7
Wrestle, Guard
 -st 18 1 0 0 0 3 16/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
9
Sacodeostias
Thrall
6 3 4 7
+AG
   5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(40+40)k
  
10
Volvere
Thrall
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Estorbo
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Leader
   35 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
12
Heroico en la LOS
Thrall
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Espe
Vampire
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Frenzy, Mighty Blow
 -ma 56 3 19 0 15 6 120/176 210k
(110+100)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Morao133 Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 2100k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2100k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:78 (45/15/18) |TD Diff:57 (151 - 94) |Cas Diff:-32 (109/46/11 - 110/62/26)
Last Opponent: Infinate Improbability Drive

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
10.000 FistsHuman970k101/0/060k1 - 01000k112/1/060k13k
DeglingoGoblin940k190/2/070k3 - 01000k110/1/240k21k
Hillingdon HuntersHuman1000k90/0/030k1 - 0990k81/0/060k16k
Faster 59ersTomb Kings1060k110/0/050k2 - 01200k113/0/050k29k
Dr. Stein's SubjectsNecromantic Horror1110k111/0/060k1 - 11010k101/0/060k15k
Elves PactChaos Renegade1260k111/0/070k1 - 11260k130/1/170k19k
Fling MafiaHalfling1270k141/0/070k2 - 01380k70/3/060k27k
Wild AmbushChaos Chosen1290k90/0/040k1 - 31250k222/0/160k29k
Fling MafiaHalfling1420k193/0/020k3 - 11360k234/1/320k30k
Black Hearted BatrachianLizardmen1310k100/0/050k1 - 01350k50/0/020k23k
Pass That BallHigh Elf1410k140/0/060k3 - 11440k100/0/060k23k
Carpathian Blood ClubVampire1500k183/0/030k2 - 11470k143/0/020k30k
Darkie TherapyDark Elf1570k172/0/080k2 - 11550k100/0/030k30k
film heldenChaos Chosen1620k110/0/030k2 - 01620k142/2/050k28k
boris2Goblin1410k153/0/050k1 - 21250k151/1/050k34k
DisastrophyNorse1600k101/0/030k1 - 21510k192/2/060k31k
Viande HachéeOgre1410k173/0/080k2 - 11230k181/3/140k32k
Rangoteam2Lizardmen1400k161/1/060k2 - 11420k100/2/010k36k
Above The StarsWood Elf1680k170/0/040k2 - 51480k270/0/020k29k
PoozziesNurgle1730k130/0/030k2 - 21760k152/0/050k36k
ZzukiansDark Elf1850k121/0/030k1 - 11940k90/1/040k28k
GitzzzzzGoblin1730k201/0/070k4 - 01490k71/0/040k28k
Tor Achare TornadoesElven Union1870k170/1/130k2 - 21950k214/1/060k35k
9th Squad BridgeburnersDark Elf1820k160/2/150k1 - 22180k140/0/070k28k
Los Sabores del Ají SecoHalfling1880k221/1/050k3 - 31680k161/0/060k27k
SchlumpenNurgle1970k140/1/180k2 - 11900k90/0/010k21k
Retired CartoonsNecromantic Horror2060k132/1/050k2 - 11980k163/2/160k25k
Cities of the UnderworldSkaven1980k172/0/040k2 - 32350k273/3/040k35k
Thuglife AnkeborgChaos Chosen1900k251/1/050k4 - 01400k92/0/010k33k
ManzazuuNecromantic Horror2040k142/0/170k1 - 01640k110/2/220k32k
Ventrue LordsVampire1980k91/0/020k0 - 21990k214/2/040k32k
Buff Rowdy Big MensOgre1990k285/0/050k4 - 02160k153/2/030k34k
Envido a grandeNurgle2080k90/2/010k1 - 22260k171/2/160k34k
Northern AstronomyNorse1770k112/0/050k1 - 12050k100/1/050k28k
16 Blocks rolling diceLizardmen2040k131/0/040k2 - 11960k162/1/160k29k
Loths forsakenDark Elf2080k123/0/050k2 - 12150k100/0/030k33k
Ulframa TraitorsDark Elf2100k242/2/070k3 - 02270k142/0/060k24k
GobliGoblin2130k243/0/060k3 - 11770k101/0/010k28k
Cuenca CowboysHuman2190k120/0/050k1 - 32100k190/2/070k35k
roominsWood Elf2210k122/0/030k1 - 21470k131/0/040k32k
NainsPorteQuoi Chaos Dwarf2240k162/0/040k2 - 01670k121/2/030k33k
KhemrihamehaTomb Kings2180k190/1/080k3 - 11760k142/1/010k24k
Clever Bone HeadsOgre2230k232/0/060k4 - 21700k130/1/020k31k
Mudando PellejosLizardmen2250k214/0/020k2 - 22030k183/0/040k37k
Cuenca CowboysHuman2240k81/0/040k1 - 12010k121/0/060k31k
D'Elven SpurDark Elf2230k142/1/040k1 - 02030k61/0/040k35k
Blue MasochistsWood Elf2260k172/2/150k2 - 21800k172/1/080k35k
Hel Fenn SicknessNecromantic Horror2240k151/1/040k2 - 12110k141/1/040k34k
Devon SalamandersLizardmen2310k101/0/080k1 - 11840k111/0/040k40k
Sesame Street NewsSlann2360k241/1/080k5 - 01780k133/0/020k34k
Ventrue LordsVampire2370k70/1/020k0 - 12110k131/1/170k29k
Big SmileOgre2250k285/0/170k2 - 21990k191/2/160k29k
Don't Look Back In AngerWood Elf1960k261/1/060k4 - 22070k171/1/070k26k
Der Green TideGoblin2290k314/0/080k5 - 21780k172/0/060k27k
Je m'apelle LolitaAmazon2380k212/2/030k3 - 21830k181/1/230k35k
St-Lys Débr'Ailleurs SLDANurgle2140k100/0/130k1 - 22070k193/0/160k38k
Na CoillteWood Elf2300k100/1/070k1 - 11640k174/1/050k35k
Hounds of AbbadonChaos Renegade2170k193/0/080k3 - 01920k111/0/120k33k
Hel Fenn SicknessNecromantic Horror2230k152/2/070k1 - 21970k172/2/160k37k
Uxel OrcsOrc2050k172/0/030k2 - 11780k202/3/060k33k
Amsterdam Bistro CrushersOgre1750k204/0/040k2 - 12020k163/1/030k32k
Wikked City Dark Elf2150k111/1/060k1 - 11970k101/0/030k42k
film heldenChaos Chosen2160k192/1/040k3 - 02090k100/0/250k29k
Worldly PleasuresUnderworld Denizens2110k141/2/140k1 - 21710k172/2/020k35k
Sissy Skeletons!Tomb Kings1920k90/0/010k1 - 22020k131/1/080k43k
fortidens mændShambling Undead2060k172/0/040k2 - 01710k122/0/060k26k
Elfball LionsHigh Elf2140k212/2/070k3 - 12040k121/0/050k34k
Bondabur GoliathsShambling Undead2200k220/3/150k3 - 22020k191/2/060k33k
Cult of The ScourgeShambling Undead2130k150/1/070k2 - 12130k102/1/020k38k
Espaderos de AltdorfHuman2140k172/1/030k2 - 11800k131/0/010k31k
Keroro's SquadSlann2150k122/1/130k0 - 12260k140/0/050k41k
Korando's Elite ElevenDark Elf2160k111/0/040k1 - 22170k151/0/170k38k
Ska2Skaven2120k80/0/040k1 - 01400k72/0/060k30k
Athel Loren LeviathansWood Elf2170k233/2/030k2 - 21790k180/1/150k37k
NurglertingorsdNurgle2140k211/2/150k2 - 11720k100/1/130k35k
Contagious PlagueNurgle1920k140/1/070k2 - 12190k152/0/120k32k
Red CorsairHuman2020k131/1/040k1 - 22000k224/0/080k33k
Infinate Improbability DriveChaos Chosen2050k173/1/060k2 - 12250k132/0/010k29k