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After 20 games the team's record is 7/3/10. The Plagueships are on a four match losing streak, with five deaths in their last three games. In which they have been blocking like goblins, dodging like an ag busted fling against a team of dwarves and putting together more bone-head plays than an ogre team. _____________________________________________________________________ Coach Tremendous: That's it, I've had enough! The team's armour is made of paper. They can't hit, they can't pass, they can't dodge. I'm going to quit! Plagueship Owner Prince Rhaeghal: Take it easy Coach. Let's go back to the drawing board and start again. We can hire in a new apo, change the teams kit and armour and retrain some of the players. Coach: Not sure it will work, these guys are so bad, they make snotlings look like world beaters. The fans aren't interested in this shower of s*$! and I'm not happy with my performance, I'm going to leave the team and I think you should retire them. Prince Rhaeghal: Come on coach, I'll up your wages to 1,000 GC for the year and we'll build the team ready for next years majors. Warpstone Open starts in January and if we aren't in shape by then, you can walk away. Coach: Well I'm not sure about the majors, but 1,000 GC a year. Now that is a lot of beers down at the local. You have a deal boss, but I want that new armour for the team and that new apo, this guy you've got is a joker. I want to bring in a new Witch too, those ladies sure know how to move on the field. Prince Rhaeghal: Whatever you want coach, I want this team to score and maim. Let's bring in some cheerleaders too, and get the fans onside. And what about an assistant to help you around the place? Coach: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just get me what I've asked for and I'll be happy! _____________________________________________________________________ Games 20-40 record 14-4-2 The team is unrecognisable from that of the first 20 games. _____________________________________________________________________ Game 50 - Death of a Superstar as Findecáno Sîrfalas, starting member of the Plagueship, was piled upon and died. The Plagueships owners said a moment silence would precede the next game.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Mount Doom Marauders	Chaos Dwarf	990k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1020k	13	2/0/0	50k	19k
Supervillanos V1.0	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	14	0/1/1	30k	1 - 3	1050k	18	2/0/0	80k	22k
Blue Panda	Dwarf	1020k	20	2/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1000k	8	1/0/0	30k	17k
Blodger Bullies	Amazon	1110k	11	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1230k	11	0/0/0	90k	22k
Freedom Fighting Machine	Chaos Renegade	1130k	13	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1080k	19	2/1/1	40k	16k
Unusual Pact Team	Chaos Renegade	1110k	12	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1160k	13	1/1/0	80k	18k
I Bulli Nefasti	Chaos Dwarf	1140k	8	0/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1090k	11	1/0/0	60k	19k
Bumble Bee's	Necromantic Horror	1180k	18	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1330k	13	1/0/1	60k	26k
Pus Infernal	Nurgle	1220k	14	0/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1360k	11	0/0/0	70k	20k
Keepers of Iron Mountain	Dwarf	1290k	14	1/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1120k	7	0/1/0	10k	20k
Thorny Roses	Vampire	1380k	17	0/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1360k	8	0/0/0	70k	29k
Northern Astronomy	Norse	1380k	13	1/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1360k	18	3/0/0	80k	23k
Ode to Trog	Human	1410k	14	0/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1360k	6	0/0/0	30k	31k
Astragoth Rocks	Chaos Dwarf	1440k	14	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1420k	10	0/0/0	50k	23k
Gorks Zygotic Orcs	Orc	1510k	12	0/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1610k	10	0/0/1	30k	32k
Lizard Queens	Lizardmen	1580k	22	2/0/0	80k	3 - 1	1530k	10	0/0/1	30k	22k
Busted!	Amazon	1600k	16	3/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1660k	18	2/0/0	70k	28k
WCB Knee Cappers	Norse	1530k	8	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1630k	16	2/0/0	70k	34k
Tamos Aqui Porque Hemos Muerto	Shambling Undead	1580k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1500k	22	4/1/1	60k	36k
Gentelmens Agreement	Chaos Chosen	1550k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1600k	19	2/1/0	40k	26k
Athletic Club Disorder	Chaos Chosen	1580k	17	2/0/1	30k	1 - 2	1900k	25	2/1/3	80k	21k
Newcomer	Chaos Chosen	1410k	19	3/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1600k	10	0/2/0	20k	22k
We're Not A Bank Jerry	Necromantic Horror	1480k	17	0/2/0	70k	2 - 1	1320k	14	2/0/0	60k	31k
ass woooppping	Nurgle	1630k	22	0/0/0	40k	5 - 0	1470k	7	1/0/0	10k	25k
Frenzied Berserking Madness	Norse	1660k	15	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1620k	13	1/1/0	40k	32k
Slanntastics	Slann	1680k	21	0/0/0	50k	3 - 3	1620k	16	0/0/0	20k	34k
Rollin Rampage Rodders	Chaos Renegade	1730k	23	1/0/0	70k	3 - 0	1510k	1	0/0/0	0k	23k
Chaoscas	Chaos Chosen	1850k	22	1/0/0	50k	3 - 1	1560k	15	2/0/1	10k	28k
Haughty	High Elf	1780k	21	0/0/0	80k	4 - 4	1860k	21	0/0/0	20k	35k
Chainsaw	Orc	1890k	12	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1930k	13	0/2/0	60k	36k
BandageBondage	Tomb Kings	1740k	16	0/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1750k	19	4/0/1	30k	29k
Feed the Beast	Nurgle	1890k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1700k	11	1/0/0	70k	38k
Ancient Hatred	Shambling Undead	1880k	23	0/1/0	70k	4 - 1	1920k	12	2/0/0	20k	30k
N'Varlinz Sinners	Chaos Chosen	1930k	23	0/1/0	70k	4 - 1	1910k	15	2/0/0	50k	26k
Death Valley Daze	Shambling Undead	1960k	23	0/0/1	30k	4 - 1	2260k	17	3/1/0	10k	32k
BandageBondage	Tomb Kings	2040k	21	0/1/1	70k	3 - 0	1840k	7	1/0/0	20k	28k
Nehekhara Dead Scorpions	Tomb Kings	2150k	12	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1940k	13	2/0/0	60k	33k
Death Squad From Outer Space	Chaos Renegade	2140k	20	1/0/1	30k	3 - 0	1950k	13	1/3/0	20k	28k
Teotiqua Slammers	Lizardmen	1780k	22	3/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1660k	12	2/0/0	20k	26k
All Red'z Boyz	Orc	2200k	25	2/0/0	50k	5 - 0	1980k	8	0/1/0	40k	38k
New Crobuzon Nobblers	Nurgle	2050k	15	0/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1910k	10	1/0/0	20k	30k
Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz	Goblin	2160k	16	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1920k	13	1/1/0	50k	36k
Cloverfield Corpse Carriers	Shambling Undead	2170k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 0	2050k	5	0/0/0	30k	28k
Baratheons of Storm´s End	Nurgle	1950k	12	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1950k	17	3/0/0	80k	39k
BandageBondage	Tomb Kings	2170k	19	0/0/0	80k	3 - 0	1880k	20	3/4/0	50k	29k
Cult Killa's	Dark Elf	1980k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1740k	16	2/0/0	70k	34k
Feed the Beast	Nurgle	2230k	20	0/2/0	70k	3 - 0	1830k	11	2/1/0	20k	38k
Team TickleMonster	Chaos Chosen	2060k	17	0/1/0	70k	3 - 0	2200k	12	1/2/0	40k	27k
Beer Engine FC	Ogre	1850k	21	0/0/1	50k	4 - 0	1500k	7	1/1/0	40k	31k
Cobra Lalalalalala	Lizardmen	2200k	30	2/2/0	70k	4 - 1	1590k	14	2/0/1	20k	34k
Siklesmere Source	Dwarf	2250k	9	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1770k	23	3/1/2	70k	32k
Necroitis	Necromantic Horror	1990k	15	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1970k	16	4/0/0	40k	32k
Meet Waggin	Ogre	2120k	30	2/2/0	70k	4 - 1	2010k	15	1/4/0	20k	32k
Dracula's Eleven	Vampire	1920k	13	0/0/0	80k	2 - 1	2110k	12	1/1/0	50k	29k
Bad Boys I	Chaos Chosen	1940k	7	1/0/0	60k	0 - 0	1880k	13	2/2/0	20k	39k
300 Orkse	Orc	1970k	18	1/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1830k	14	1/1/0	60k	33k
Yun Zis Absolute Wahrheiten	High Elf	2010k	24	1/0/0	40k	4 - 4	1930k	35	3/3/1	50k	41k
Black Patrol	Dark Elf	1640k	25	3/1/0	50k	3 - 0	1470k	8	1/0/0	20k	29k
Underdark.Destroyers	Dark Elf	2080k	8	0/0/1	60k	0 - 1	1700k	10	1/0/0	60k	38k
Boys in the Hoods	Human	2130k	8	0/0/1	30k	0 - 2	1940k	13	2/1/0	50k	32k
League-Al [R]ats	Skaven	2060k	15	1/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1850k	21	2/1/0	50k	28k
Sillyfroggy Bengals	Slann	2050k	19	0/2/0	30k	2 - 3	1980k	20	2/0/0	20k	31k
Finstercoven Bears	Dwarf	2210k	18	3/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1990k	16	1/1/0	80k	25k
Berzerkers [R]	Chaos Chosen	2000k	20	1/1/1	30k	2 - 1	1980k	12	1/1/0	30k	23k