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"Everyone hates a Mime." spat Kondor. "I know I do. The only possible thing worse that a mime would be an Elven Mime. I cannot believe there are enough of them to form a team but guess what... There Are!

However, I have found a bright side in coaching them. You don't have to listen to them whine when they are injured, and they don't talk back when I tell them to stuff themselves. I have even learned some useful hand gesture for acts that I would never have believed to be possible."










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Elf Badges

Unusual - Get a 3000 TV Elf Team
Clear! - Clear the pitch of an AV9 Team
Star Player - Legend a Catcher
Nasty - Field a team with 6 Mighty Blows
Never Been Done - Win an Elite Smack



Legendary Mimes go here.



Elven Union All Time Top 25 Records
All Union ElvesBlitzerThrowerCatcherLine Elf
Top Stars
Top Scorers
Top
Passers
Most Interceptions
Most Casualties
MVPs
Most Games
Most Blocks
Most Fouls
Highest Passing
Highest Rushing



Modified from NSL template by Balle2000.








New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Strip Ball
  33 6 9 0 13 2 69/ 190k
(110+80)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge
  3 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 130k
(110+20)k
 
3
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Guard
  7 1 4 0 0 1 18/ 150k
(100+50)k
 
4
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Block
  6 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 120k
(100+20)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
6
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Wrestle, Dodge, +ST
m 12 2 8 0 1 1 33/ 190k
(0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Wrestle, Dodge
  27 2 2 0 1 3 25/ 100k
(60+40)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Dodge, Strong Arm
  19 23 1 0 1 3 43/ 140k
(70+70)k
 
13
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
+MA, Block
  10 5 1 0 4 2 26/ 120k
(70+50)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Kondor Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (23/7/5) |TD Diff:39 (71 - 32) |Cas Diff:-46 (36/17/5 - 62/31/11)
Last Opponent: Redrums

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Onion FlingsHalfling1000k293/2/040k4 - 01010k111/2/040k16k
These Girls Hit BackAmazon1070k140/1/030k2 - 11000k100/0/040k19k
only humans and an ogreHuman1100k191/3/080k2 - 11130k183/1/150k17k
A Pixelated RevengeNecromantic Horror1110k140/0/060k2 - 11080k132/0/020k19k
New SlamdancersChaos Renegade1180k240/2/040k4 - 01310k121/1/030k18k
Nordic EvolutionNorse1240k90/0/040k1 - 11330k121/1/050k23k
Rusty BucketsSkaven1270k60/0/030k0 - 21330k141/0/040k26k
Ziggur RatsChaos Dwarf1290k152/0/070k2 - 01330k193/2/130k31k
Gold StrikersDwarf1330k131/1/040k1 - 21280k151/1/060k21k
RottamatoryNurgle1310k160/0/170k3 - 11280k111/0/020k28k
Goonland Grave DiggersOgre1380k254/1/060k3 - 11580k122/1/060k24k
KrushEmOrc1420k130/0/070k2 - 01320k71/0/030k23k
InzaneGoblin1420k163/0/020k1 - 31250k205/1/070k30k
Ragnoff's RippersLizardmen1460k172/0/050k2 - 11560k121/1/060k31k
Underground`s UnderworldUnderworld Denizens1450k92/1/040k0 - 21430k172/0/150k34k
Scary VampiresVampire1500k211/0/060k4 - 11560k183/1/020k28k
Jumping JaxksSlann1500k201/0/070k3 - 11450k132/0/040k30k
Ranked AmateursHuman1530k100/0/050k1 - 11580k141/2/030k31k
Underworld no underpants!Underworld Denizens1470k70/0/060k0 - 01470k153/1/130k29k
Famous GardenersWood Elf1450k151/0/030k2 - 21510k172/1/020k32k
Finesseless XIChaos Dwarf1690k130/0/0130k1 - 01690k20/1/00k35k
Pick Ball UpTomb Kings1980k172/0/040k2 - 01870k91/0/220k37k
Boot Hill Restless DeadShambling Undead1840k100/1/140k0 - 01890k92/1/040k41k
CavalieriNeriIIChaos Chosen1850k180/0/070k3 - 01580k131/1/130k37k
ArkellsDark Elf1630k171/0/070k2 - 11640k172/1/050k31k
Lego WorldWood Elf1840k294/2/080k4 - 11790k150/1/030k28k
Sawdust Saints Chaos Renegade1930k132/0/040k1 - 11820k164/0/150k26k
Les Guerriers InvulnérablesChaos Chosen2020k140/0/070k2 - 11930k142/1/020k31k
No TrollsOgre1920k170/2/060k2 - 11920k182/4/030k38k
OtherWorldOrderChaos Chosen1590k150/0/160k2 - 11460k205/2/060k40k
Me Orc You Long TimeOrc1580k121/0/020k1 - 21670k151/1/050k35k
Stars of Kal-MarAmazon1780k163/0/070k1 - 11450k131/1/270k33k
Frog Eat FrogSlann1490k220/0/030k4 - 01430k130/1/160k26k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre1470k322/1/130k5 - 12010k143/0/010k28k
RedrumsChaos Chosen1630k140/0/160k2 - 11590k122/0/040k33k