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A team like this doesn't take its chances of glory for granite. It believes in strong team development following the age old adage; making a man a fire will only make him warm for the night, but setting a man on fire will make him warm for the rest of his life...
You can't stop it:
This is "Malapropism Mania".
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 130k
(130+0)k
 
2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
7 4 3 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
+AG, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Fend, +MA
  70 4 81 1 11 3 Legend
286
290k
(130+160)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless
  42 1 0 0 14 7 64/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
n 21 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
9
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 7
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Juggernaut
-av, n, -ag, -av, m 73 0 0 1 55 5 137/176 180k
(0)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
5 4 3 7
Dirty Player, Wrestle, +ST
n, -ma 69 1 3 0 4 5 43/51 130k
(40+90)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  21 3 1 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
12
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless
  76 0 0 0 13 6 56/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
13
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: BeefyGoodness Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:80 (40/21/19) |TD Diff:35 (121 - 86) |Cas Diff:97 (157/77/26 - 101/43/19)
Last Opponent: Late Show

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Treemates 90s ClassHalfling980k236/0/050k2 - 01170k50/0/020k28k
Pimp My DwarfChaos Dwarf1080k161/0/080k3 - 0990k80/0/120k13k
MalalocideChaos Chosen1140k131/0/050k2 - 01090k81/0/050k18k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc1170k162/0/070k2 - 11060k101/0/030k27k
GodkillersChaos Dwarf1220k244/1/050k3 - 01180k70/0/130k21k
MalalocideChaos Chosen1290k121/0/150k1 - 11260k121/0/150k23k
Dubious Ethos Chaos Chosen1280k213/2/080k2 - 01310k60/0/050k27k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc1370k100/0/140k1 - 01420k70/1/030k22k
Da Blackest GuardOrc1360k100/1/070k1 - 11150k140/2/140k23k
Pimp My DwarfChaos Dwarf1210k50/0/030k0 - 11330k101/0/040k26k
Freakmantle DeadersNecromantic Horror1380k131/0/040k2 - 01150k71/0/050k25k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf1410k233/2/160k2 - 01630k60/0/020k26k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen1480k50/0/010k0 - 21760k131/0/060k28k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf1480k150/2/070k2 - 01580k90/1/020k26k
Pimp My DwarfChaos Dwarf1510k152/0/020k2 - 21430k182/0/150k33k
SWL ManglersChaos Renegade1470k211/1/060k4 - 11560k122/0/030k32k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf1510k212/1/070k3 - 11470k110/0/060k32k
Redgum's RodentsSkaven1540k221/2/160k3 - 21520k172/0/040k25k
Kowabunga ConnectionDwarf1560k121/1/070k1 - 01860k91/1/010k33k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1600k101/0/070k1 - 12150k100/0/050k35k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1740k101/0/020k1 - 32170k182/0/070k32k
Kowabunga ConnectionDwarf1750k101/0/070k1 - 11930k163/1/040k26k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen1620k92/0/030k0 - 01580k92/0/080k24k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf1770k153/0/050k1 - 31940k201/1/030k25k
SWL Hunting CrocsLizardmen1770k194/0/030k2 - 11500k121/1/060k25k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse1740k131/0/060k2 - 11430k110/1/010k26k
Da Blackest GuardOrc1800k101/0/080k1 - 11840k151/2/050k29k
Psych LabSkaven1680k234/1/070k2 - 11200k100/0/070k35k
Chokeland GradersChaos Chosen2000k221/3/170k2 - 11700k131/1/030k31k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf1810k172/1/070k2 - 11890k81/0/050k34k
Blackwater StingDark Elf1980k195/0/050k2 - 12230k132/0/140k38k
SWL Fun PoliceNurgle2060k141/1/130k1 - 21830k162/0/050k36k
Wäŋa WarriorsOrc2050k232/4/050k2 - 11730k141/2/020k34k
Woodistan State Dance SquadWood Elf1800k183/1/140k1 - 31920k244/0/050k38k
SWL Hunting CrocsLizardmen2050k192/2/050k2 - 11670k101/0/010k33k
Redgum's RodentsSkaven2050k142/0/160k1 - 31490k170/0/060k39k
Technically MindedDwarf2050k143/0/080k1 - 12080k111/0/040k39k
SWL Fun PoliceNurgle2090k211/1/070k4 - 01810k111/2/130k40k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1830k215/0/020k2 - 12160k100/1/040k34k
Crypt-O-NightShambling Undead2080k192/2/170k1 - 11580k102/0/060k29k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf2110k130/1/060k2 - 01920k71/0/060k37k
Crypt-O-NightShambling Undead2160k131/3/040k0 - 11660k183/1/160k33k
Intoxicated MayhemOrc1940k121/0/150k1 - 12480k181/3/030k33k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1880k184/1/060k1 - 12090k80/0/030k28k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse2130k184/0/150k1 - 01880k102/1/060k35k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen2070k192/1/160k2 - 01830k143/0/170k27k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf2210k255/1/170k2 - 01790k101/1/040k30k
Intoxicated MayhemOrc2210k122/0/070k1 - 02230k112/1/140k31k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2050k151/2/020k1 - 12330k121/1/050k36k
Wings of the CondorElven Union2080k170/4/260k0 - 31600k211/0/070k36k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf2280k143/0/050k1 - 31970k222/1/060k32k
Error 404 afterlife not foundNecromantic Horror2270k162/2/120k1 - 22050k255/3/070k31k
SteakedDark Elf1650k250/4/140k3 - 31840k181/0/050k33k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf2300k211/2/130k2 - 21960k110/0/030k30k
Kiwiana CavaliersElven Union2290k263/1/280k3 - 21430k181/1/020k31k
Freezy TreesNorse2220k236/0/070k2 - 01830k71/1/060k25k
Jinxed JestersDark Elf2260k151/1/180k1 - 11690k153/1/120k31k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle2070k101/0/030k1 - 11780k121/1/040k31k
Intoxicated MayhemOrc2160k112/1/040k0 - 12460k101/0/160k36k
Asha'maniacDwarf2050k151/0/150k2 - 01680k102/0/020k27k
Geelong Bull FrogsSlann2160k213/1/150k2 - 21520k140/0/070k29k
Cocksville BlockersHuman2150k100/1/060k1 - 11890k143/0/050k32k
Maimami ViceShambling Undead2150k190/1/170k3 - 11550k102/0/060k31k
High ElvisHigh Elf2160k162/1/070k1 - 11570k100/0/060k25k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf2150k194/1/040k2 - 11940k100/0/060k35k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle2190k100/2/040k0 - 11990k188/0/050k30k
Wings of the CondorElven Union2180k194/0/020k1 - 31760k210/1/060k30k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror2180k122/0/020k1 - 12280k173/2/030k26k
Easy Mode ManiacsChaos Dwarf1790k212/2/150k2 - 11750k162/1/040k31k
High ElvisHigh Elf2160k162/2/050k1 - 01730k60/0/040k27k
SteakedDark Elf2230k91/0/060k0 - 31800k180/1/020k29k
Jinxed JestersDark Elf1970k263/1/080k4 - 01680k60/0/040k37k
Psych LabSkaven2180k193/2/080k2 - 22110k161/0/030k31k
New World Winers and DinersVampire2170k100/1/040k1 - 21560k172/1/150k22k
Urban NightmareChaos Chosen2120k132/2/040k0 - 11630k151/1/120k32k
North Cape CraysHalfling2100k206/0/080k1 - 01020k71/0/050k36k
Roman RenegadesChaos Renegade2250k92/1/040k0 - 22220k151/1/060k36k
Fremantle LineShambling Undead2080k241/4/080k3 - 11340k122/1/430k26k
Morgenstern WranglersChaos Renegade1930k101/0/040k1 - 02050k154/0/150k26k
Late ShowDark Elf1880k113/2/150k0 - 12760k120/1/020k37k