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Coort-In-Guyz Council Cretins
P [L] Goblin


Court-in-Guyz Council Cretins

Southern Survivalist Leeg

Caught in the Guise of doing an Honest Dayz work?

Not these Cretins!

Straight from their Day Jobz, in fact probably while they are still on the clock. The Cretinous Council "workers" of Ku-Ring-Gai come to earn some extra 'green' on the pitch. No chance any will leave, the Kompo is toot sweet.




Season XIII
The Blasted Plains - 2nd

Season XII
The Blasted Plains - 1st

Season XI
Red Mountains - 2nd

Season X - Tiering Introduced
Paintree Rainforest - 5th

Season IX
Paintree Rainforest: - 5th

Season VI
Paintree Rainforest: - 2nd

Season V
Paintree Rainforest - 1st

Season IV
Whitsundays - 3rd

Season III
Paintree Forest - 6th (joined Rd 2)








Southern Survivalistz Leeg

No player retirements.

No star players.

Special Rules:

Right stuff cancels tackle.
PO does not stack. Nor does claw.
A spiked ball is used for play. Any failed pickup or catch roll results in the player being stabbed.
Piling On player is knocked out when rolling a double on armour or injury rolls.
Sneaky Git functions like Guard on foul assists.
Banned sneaky git players are sent to the KO box instead.

ALL STAT BOOSTS MUST BE TAKEN. DOUBLES OR NOT.

Trial of Blood Season LXIV
7 Rep
Manzoo


Union Boss DECEASED - Experienced

Lawn Mowa EMERGING STAR

Stop Sign EMERGING STAR

Da Guardina DECEASED - Experienced

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED - Rookie

Cherry Picka STAR

Red Tape DECEASED - Experienced

Street Sweeper DECEASED - Experienced

Smoko EXPERIENCED

Workas Komp VETERAN

Printa Malfunction DECEASED - Experienced

Toner Shortage DECEASED - Experienced

Long Lunch
Fonnit In
Toner Shortage
Petti Beurokrat
Printa Malfunction
Street Sweeper
Union Boss

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED

Printa Malfunction DECEASED

Fonnit In DECEASED

I.O.U scrawled in crayon on the empty cabinet


**dust balls blowing through.. sound of distant scurrying of rodents**
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bored of Enquiry
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut
   22 0 0 0 4 5 33/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
2
Lawn Mowa
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, +AG, Juggernaut
 -ag 38 0 0 0 14 7 63/76 210k
(110+100)k
  
3
Stop Sign
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Block, Grab
   39 0 0 0 14 3 43/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
4
Opening Ceremony
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
   9 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
5
Early Mornin Overtime
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   13 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Cherry Picka
Pogoer
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
+MA, Sure Feet, Side Step, Sprint, Jump Up
   38 0 24 0 0 1 77/176 180k
(70+110)k
  
7
Final Authoritah
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Liquid Lunch
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma 14 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Smoko
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -st 37 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Workas Komp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   35 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
11
Accounting Discrepancies
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 n 30 0 2 0 2 2 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Tray Feed Error
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle
   19 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Sweati Beurokrat
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sure Feet
   37 0 6 0 2 2 32/51 120k
(40+80)k
  
14
Bosses Face OnnaDartBoard
Goblin
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -av, n, -st 32 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Inappropriate Footwear
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 34 0 3 0 2 0 13/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15 players  
Coach: D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1850k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 390k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:39 (18/5/16) |TD Diff:0 (48 - 48) |Cas Diff:-71 (54/17/9 - 113/28/10)
Last Opponent: Post-Mortem Survival

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Southsearching ReaversChaos Renegade1000k91/1/060k0 - 11350k131/0/150k21k
Calith CorsairsDark Elf1040k80/0/030k1 - 21060k203/1/050k16k
Waste RoamersNecromantic Horror1000k71/0/060k0 - 21510k132/1/070k18k
Southern Sun LizardsLizardmen990k50/0/020k0 - 11650k165/0/060k22k
They Called It SurvivalVampire1140k121/0/130k1 - 31520k316/1/060k21k
Southern ShrikeHigh Elf1170k130/0/150k2 - 2860k191/2/070k17k
Toadal AnnihilationSlann1080k122/0/070k1 - 11050k110/0/170k17k
Jim Lahey ExperienceNorse1250k50/0/050k0 - 31940k253/1/170k28k
Grated Wasted SykleyNurgle1140k151/1/060k2 - 11040k153/0/070k17k
Carrion CrewSkaven1280k214/2/070k2 - 2990k140/1/070k18k
Ravageport Ne'er–Do–Well's Human1290k171/1/150k2 - 01390k112/1/020k23k
Wasteland IdolsOgre1340k80/0/040k1 - 01920k143/2/060k32k
Morkthorn MorksOrc1310k110/0/080k2 - 11020k204/1/060k18k
Noisome Swarthy WoodsmenWood Elf1270k114/0/040k0 - 11970k204/1/050k36k
West Side Warp TalonsChaos Chosen1420k152/0/030k2 - 11350k111/0/050k29k
Van DiemenslandtsDark Elf1510k132/0/050k2 - 11290k131/1/010k27k
Gaussian RebelsOgre1520k172/1/160k2 - 01100k90/1/150k25k
They Called It SurvivalVampire1500k92/0/020k0 - 31970k254/0/060k32k
Ravageport Ne'er–Do–Well's Human1550k80/0/050k1 - 01700k144/0/040k30k
World Renowned Sewer DiversSkaven1530k102/0/110k1 - 21830k293/3/160k27k
Noisome Swarthy WoodsmenWood Elf1450k90/2/160k0 - 41520k232/0/080k36k
Hot SakeOgre1560k131/1/060k2 - 01630k71/0/040k28k
NZ invaders claimed by AussieElven Union1590k122/1/060k1 - 21770k172/0/070k33k
Edgey Hipster Avacado CoffeeDark Elf1600k132/0/090k2 - 01000k143/0/130k18k
Amazon SwiftsAmazon1630k111/0/060k2 - 01000k123/0/050k19k
Greenleaf Goats [SSL]Halfling1650k123/0/070k1 - 01000k152/3/010k23k
Lokomotiv SodorLizardmen1540k50/0/040k0 - 11360k185/0/050k29k
Metamorphosis MischiefSlann1760k71/0/040k0 - 21120k172/0/030k19k
Redgum's RascalsOrc1790k92/0/080k0 - 21620k183/0/250k29k
Noisome Swarthy WoodsmenWood Elf1700k203/1/140k3 - 11760k174/1/040k26k
cereal killer'sTomb Kings1650k151/0/140k2 - 11630k165/0/150k23k
Post-Mortem SurvivalNecromantic Horror1740k102/1/060k1 - 11730k142/2/030k30k
Wide-Eyed StupidChaos Renegade1700k123/1/040k1 - 01590k175/1/020k31k
World Renowned Sewer DiversSkaven1740k102/0/010k1 - 21870k172/0/060k26k
Noisome Swarthy WoodsmenWood Elf1810k152/0/170k2 - 01910k113/0/040k33k
Black Gulf BreakersDwarf1840k80/0/020k1 - 21780k213/2/070k19k
Skye Plague SSLNurgle1720k201/2/070k3 - 02050k134/0/010k34k
Wide-Eyed StupidChaos Renegade1860k131/1/040k2 - 21740k266/2/060k31k
Post-Mortem SurvivalNecromantic Horror1770k132/1/060k2 - 11560k236/0/160k27k