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F.C. United of Middenheim
Retired [R] Human

History of F.C. United of Middenheim
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Like many human teams, F.C. United got it's start when a group of fans decided they could do things better than the team they were watching. Formed after a particularly dismal match between the Middenheim Marauders and Reikland Reavers that ended 0-5, many fans of the Marauders decided to form their own splinter team, one which would take the city by storm, and reclaim the past glories of names like Spike Sewitt, and Punt O'Hamlet.

Currently playing out of so called "Exiled Arena" outside the city walls of Middenheim proper in the small hamlet of Immelscheld, F.C. United has seen a booming shanty town crop up around it's grounds, which are sure to delight any visitor to the stadium, who is looking for quality entertainment at a far cheaper price than the city itself can boast.
Casualty TypesPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury

Portrait#PlayerPositionSPPsInflicted Casulties *Fast Facts
11Otto von BisquickLineman0NoneWhile having a thouroughly unremarkable career, lasting all of two games, Otto is enshrined in F.C. United history as the first player to die on the pitch.

It is also the only thing he is remembered for.

Portrait#NamePosition & RankFate
16Hartungus EsselRookie LinemanHartungus was attemping a simple blood bowl tradition, the humble foul, in the 1-1 draw against the Chaotic team of Moosive, when he was tripped by a journeyman hired by the team.

The apothecary, too busy patching up another injured player, waved Hartungus away telling him to "walk off" his collapsed larynx. Needless to say he soon suffocated.
14Balthasar LehrRookie LinemanDuring a particularly bloody 1-2 loss against the Xyliads, Lehr found himself faced down with the massive strength of Cuban George, which was something he was ill prepared for. One punch from the troll was all it took, and Balthasar was no more.
5Gelfrat HerbarterRookie BlitzerKilled in the same match as Balthasar Lehr, Gelfrat, in the closing minutes of the match, became so blinded by rage of the continued survival of Stitch that he foolishly attempted to rush out of a scrum to murder him before the final whistle. He was gang tackled by the group into the ground where his skull shattered into several pieces.
1ThuringVeteran OgreThuring was at one point considered the rising star of F.C. United, having shown extrodinary skill early in his career, and a skilled application of force most Ogres could only dream of having. Sadly, a shattered collarbone spelled the end of his playing career, and Thuring now works with the Under 17s to help them learn the ins and outs of blocking before making it to the big leagues.
12Gosbert LorrensteinerVeteran LinemanKnown as a bastard of a man, Gosbert attempted to make a name for himself by stomping on any downed opponent he saw. A skill he admittadly got quite good at. However, other teams took offense to this, and during a match he found it was his legs that were being broken for once, ending his career. He now serves in the equally insidious role of team accountant.
13Axelbrand WannerVeteran LinemanKnown more for his hair than his skill on the field, Axelbrand was considered by some to be touched by the chaos god of beauty Slaaneesh, although he and the team denied it (especially as it would mean he was illegally on a human team!). Sadly for him, a blow to the head left a hideous scar on his face, and he has not been seen in public since.

Unfortunatly, the league comissioner said that since the Marauders are still around, and are very hostile to our club even existing, we cannot claim their legends as our own.
TournamentResult
Royal Rookie Rumble CCCLVIEliminated in the first round in a 0-2 loss to the oddly named Lizardman team Helluland Vikings
F.C. United has not won any events, claimed any prizes, or.. appropriated any opposing teams gear yet.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
-ma 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG
  16 0 2 0 5 1 21/ 150k
(90+60)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle
  17 0 1 0 13 1 34/ 160k
(90+70)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
n, m 16 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(0)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  11 0 1 0 6 3 30/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
6
Thrower
7 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Block
  17 5 2 0 0 1 16/ 120k
(70+50)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Guard
  12 0 5 0 0 1 20/ 110k
(60+50)k
 
9
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA
  9 1 2 0 0 1 12/ 90k
(60+30)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8 m 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  6 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
m 17 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 70k
(0)k
 
16
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  7 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
9 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Silent_Hastati Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1400k (±410) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (5/3/9) |TD Diff:-13 (16 - 29) |Cas Diff:5 (29/10/1 - 22/11/2)
Last Opponent: Masters of Underdark

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Helluland VikingsLizardmen970k113/1/050k0 - 2990k131/0/060k13k
Ennisport ShamrocksHuman1020k112/1/020k0 - 11040k111/0/090k12k
Salt for the Salt MinesDwarf1050k122/0/040k1 - 01000k71/0/070k18k
Vampirillos listosVampire1150k141/3/050k1 - 31130k200/0/140k24k
MoosiveChaos Chosen1180k121/0/070k1 - 11260k152/1/070k19k
XyliadsChaos Renegade1020k101/0/030k1 - 21050k160/1/160k18k
Lonepeak BombersGoblin1180k194/1/040k1 - 11090k81/0/020k21k
WarpheadzSkaven1100k253/1/160k4 - 21180k141/0/040k32k
da countzVampire1200k92/0/060k0 - 31230k170/1/070k20k
Alleyway ApothecariesDark Elf1140k152/0/060k2 - 11090k110/0/030k22k
Grimms Reapers Necromantic Horror1330k151/2/050k2 - 11250k121/1/060k27k
Never Too BeautifulAmazon1310k133/0/030k0 - 11270k164/0/070k21k
OrkshOrc1450k60/0/020k0 - 31280k253/3/070k34k
Bright Burning BeamHigh Elf1220k152/0/070k2 - 11250k121/0/030k25k
Underdark MolassesNecromantic Horror1500k81/0/010k0 - 31330k161/1/070k28k
For Those About to FoulChaos Chosen1430k80/0/050k1 - 11420k193/1/050k28k
Masters of UnderdarkShambling Undead1290k111/1/030k0 - 31360k222/2/070k19k