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DLE's Season 2 Winners!
Super Bowl II Champions!!

DLE Reporter: Murker, why is the DLE trophy so.. unimpressive?

Murker: Explain.

Reporter: Well.. it's not shiney. Or very big. Or.. shiney.

Murker: Observant. It was made by a man, not a master craftsman of another race. Made of iron, and forged with muscle and sweat. Made with a certain amount of pride, knowing its purpose. It was also.. affordable. Here is a scroll that records the commishioner's decision to go with a man's trophy, instead of an elvish trinket.

Office Business Recored #236 of the year 2516. Office Transcript as recored by Willamus Watt, scribe and minstrel to the DLE Commishioner:

"LONGSHANKS! Where is my God damn trophy?!?! This bloody league started weeks ago! Do the players fight over nothing?!" boomed the commissioner's voice.

"I've just heard from the elvish delagate, my Lord. They say they havn't started working on it yet. They've seen how popular the league has become, and they now demand more money for thier work. They want more for their trophy of elvish silver than the dwarves were demanding for their gold-work. We simply cannot pay such an outragous amount, sir. It would cripple the new league."

"This isn't a bloody elf league! There isn't a greedy dwarf within two hundred miles! It's a human league! HUMANS will make the trophy! Not a golden one. Not a pretty, silver one. Get the palace's blacksmith to smash a hunk of iron into the shape of a ball and stick it on a spike. I don't give a sewer rat's ass if it shines at all. JUST GET ME A GOD DAMN TROPHY FOR MEN TO KILL EACH OTHER OVER, AND GET IT STARTED NOW!!"

The DLE's commissioner threw a small bag of gold at his right-hand man, and Longshanks fled the room, murmmering, "Hunk of iron.. shaped like a ball.. hunk of iron.."

Reporter: Fascinating! So which trophy is the real trophy?

Murker: Explain.

Reporter: I mean, the Knights currently display the so-called Super Bowl trophy in their city stadium. But the Universe still display a trophy as well. They look similar, but.. How can they both have the trophy at the same time? And why is the Knight's trophy blood stained?

Murker: To answer your second question, the trophy was made for men to fight over. To die over, if need be. Many have. And wether by coincidence, or by Nuffle's design, a man died over the trophy mere seconds after it's completion. A palace guard commented negatively on the trophy's appearance just as soon as the palace blacksmith had declared his work finished. The guard was beated to death with the trophy and the blood remains, despite any effort to remove it. I would watch how you comment on the trophy's appearance, if I were you. It is now a sacred object. And the blacksmith is not a small man. And one apparently capable of getting away with murder.

Reporter: So how do you expalin the unstained trophy still in the city of Flashfurt?

Murker: Ah. The Universe coach presented himself with that trophy. His ignorant staff seized the replica trophy for themselves before the first Super Bowl had even been won. Assuming they would win, they took it upon themselves to ensure they had it available immedialty after the game. It is not the real trophy. We transport a replica trophy for security purposes where ever the real trophy must travel. They can keep the stolen replica. It means nothing. The real one lies in Kemperband, as it should.

Reporter: Wow. It's nick name is ' The Lump.' Is there talk of making a more impressive trophy?

Murker: The current commishioner can create as many trophies as he bloody well pleases, but I am not privy to his plans, his desires, or any discussions of a new trophy. I can only caution you again about speaking ill of THIS trophy.

Reporter: Thank you for your time!

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SPP Needed to Skill...
3 Joe Theismann 5
15 Jimbo Covert 6
13 Russ Grimm 6
14 Genarius Brown 9
12 Billy Winn 10
6 Billy Johnson 10
8 Mick Kabluski 12
10 John Nesser 19
9 Justin Hunter 33
2 Kyle Fuller 34
16 Bish "The Bash" Bosh 38
5 Eric Reid 41
7 Sonny Jurgensen 46
4 Terrance West 93
11 Rishard Matthews 94
1 Michael Brokers 95

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Progression: Standard
1 Michael "MB" BrockersOgre15519Block, Strip Ball, Break Tackle, Grab, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate 3300010650120k (120+0k) 
2 Kyle FullerCatcher18238Catch, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Guard 590600228100k (100+0k) 
3 Joe TheismannThrower16338Block, Sure Hands, Pass 15810001120k (20+0k) 
4 Terrance WestBlitzer18338Block, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blown5609010572120k (120+0k) 
5 Eric ReidBlitzer37338Block, Shadowing, Side Step, Mighty Blowm15010501370k (0k) 
6 Berry PierceLineman46338Dirty Player 100000020k (20+0k) 
7 Sonny JurgensenThrower26438Block, Pro, Sure Hands, Tackle, Leader, Pass 61914115398130k (130+0k) 
8 Mick "The Slugga" KabluskiBlitzer26338Block, Dauntless, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow 8000311180k (80+0k) 
9 Justin HunterCatcher39237Catch, Diving Catch, Dodge, Side Step 17060001870k (70+0k) 
10 John "45" NesserLineman16338Block, Tackle, Wrestle 25010253260k (60+0k) 
11 Rishard MatthewsCatcher46337Block, Tackle, Catch, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step-ma, -ma5811303466130k (130+0k) 
12 Billy WinnLineman36338Block, Frenzy, Pro 8010111060k (60+0k) 
13 Leonard LewisLineman26338Block 100001520k (20+0k) 
14 Genarius BrownLineman66338Block 1600011720k (20+0k) 
15 Trae WaynesCatcher29237Shadowing, Wrestle, Catch, Dodge, Stand Firm 1000000100k (100+0k) 
16 Bish "The Bash" BoshBlitzer45437Block, Tackle, Grab, Guard, Mighty Blow-ma, -ma, -av5702143199130k (130+0k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:The_Demon Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Kemperbad Knights Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1490k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:11310000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1560k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:61 (35/14/12) |TD Diff:32 (96 - 64) |Cas Diff:30 (89/65/15 - 74/47/18)
Last Opponent: -Erengrad Vikings-

 For Against 
-Dunkelberg White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1110k0/1/0800001 - 0710k1/0/03000028000
Barboza Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1120k3/2/0700002 - 0850k1/0/06000026000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1120k0/2/0500001 - 01000k0/0/04000030000
-Altdorf Thunderbolts-Altdorf Thunderbolts1130k1/1/1700001 - 1810k1/2/03000029000
Akendorf Griffins-Fort Solace Griffins1020k0/0/0500001 - 01020k1/2/05000023000
-Broekwater Patriots-Broekwater Patriots1010k1/0/0700001 - 21050k3/2/13000035000
-Middenheim Classics-Middenheim Classics1050k3/0/1600002 - 1720k1/0/05000031000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1150k2/3/0600002 - 1870k0/1/01000036000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1170k1/0/0800002 - 1790k1/1/03000037000
-Averheim River Bandits-Averheim River Bandits1210k1/4/0200002 - 01020k1/1/06000033000
-Brionne Buccaneers-Brionne Buccaneers1460k1/0/0300002 - 11360k4/0/05000033000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1470k0/2/0700001 - 11060k0/1/05000040000
-Dead Wood Rangers-Bilbali Rangers1410k2/0/0600000 - 11040k2/4/04000035000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1260k4/0/0600002 - 1960k2/1/22000029000
Barboza Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1220k0/3/0600002 - 11130k3/0/06000029000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1350k2/2/0800002 - 11090k0/0/05000038000
-Muckenhof Manticores-Muckenhof Manticores1370k0/0/0900003 - 01040k0/0/16000031000
-Grenzburg Greenskins-Grenzburg Greenskins1390k2/4/0700002 - 1880k2/0/03000040000
-Dunkelberg White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1450k2/2/0300001 - 21030k3/0/02000040000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1440k2/1/1500002 - 0900k1/1/03000032000
-Averheim River Bandits-Averheim River Bandits1490k5/1/0600002 - 11380k0/1/04000035000
-Dunkelberg White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1390k0/3/0700002 - 11000k0/0/01000038000
-Nuln GunnersNuln Gunners1500k1/2/0800002 - 11100k0/0/03000032000
-Templehof Thunder-Templehof Thunder1520k3/0/0800001 - 11020k1/1/02000029000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1450k1/1/2700003 - 1880k0/0/02000027000
-Talabheim Sluggers-Talabheim Sluggers1510k1/2/0700003 - 11000k1/0/03000035000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1580k3/2/0500002 - 11180k0/0/05000038000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1600k1/1/0600001 - 31220k0/0/06000043000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1740k2/2/0300002 - 21440k0/0/02000031000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1730k3/1/1400001 - 11500k0/1/04000029000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1670k1/0/0400001 - 11150k4/3/06000033000
-Monte Castello Wreckers-Monte Castello Wreckers1470k0/1/0700001 - 11170k0/2/03000035000
-Brionne Buccaneers-Brionne Buccaneers1530k3/4/0700001 - 11450k2/2/15000031000
-Barboza Bruisers-Barboza Bruisers1460k1/0/0700002 - 11120k0/1/12000031000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1460k0/1/0700002 - 11190k2/0/13000034000
-Irrana Avalanche-Irrana Avalanche1560k0/3/0400002 - 11390k1/0/05000035000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes1610k2/0/0600000 - 21030k2/2/07000037000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1560k0/0/0500001 - 21120k1/4/05000032000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1150k2/0/0700001 - 11490k2/0/14000035000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals1590k0/1/3700003 - 21260k2/1/16000036000
-Hargendorf Unicorns-Hargendorf Unicorns1530k1/2/0400001 - 11000k2/1/05000021000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1470k1/0/0300000 - 11430k3/0/04000027000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1530k5/2/1500003 - 1920k0/0/01000026000
-Grenzburg Greenskins-Grenzburg Greenskins1580k1/0/0500000 - 21370k1/2/36000038000
-Bilbali Rangers-Bilbali Rangers1420k0/0/0500001 - 11540k1/0/04000032000
-Irrana Avalanche-Irrana Avalanche1560k0/0/0500001 - 11440k0/1/14000037000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1330k0/1/0600002 - 31480k1/0/18000029000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1320k3/0/1600002 - 11260k1/0/01000027000
-Praag Grizzlies-Praag Grizzlies1350k3/2/0700002 - 01290k1/0/15000037000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1360k2/0/0400002 - 01450k1/1/02000032000
-Wolfenburg Wolfskins-Wolfenburg Wolfskins1300k1/4/0600000 - 21360k2/1/16000042000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1160k4/0/0700003 - 01220k0/0/03000033000
-Carroburg Crimson Cascade-Carroburg Crimson Cascade1330k2/0/0500003 - 21080k2/0/01000029000
-Wolfsbach Scimitars-Wolfsbach Scimitars1530k2/0/0800001 - 11320k1/2/06000038000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1330k0/0/0800002 - 01120k1/0/15000026000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1430k1/1/1400001 - 11030k2/1/04000035000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1340k2/1/1300001 - 21660k3/0/06000035000
-San Luis 49ers-San Luis 49ers1450k1/0/0200000 - 21520k2/1/16000028000
-Rotenbach Razorbacks-Rotenbach Razorbacks1310k1/0/1600003 - 11210k3/1/04000035000
-Remas Eagles-Remas Eagles1310k2/0/1500002 - 1570k0/1/02000031000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1540k1/0/0700001 - 01450k2/1/01000029000