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DLE's Season 2 Winners!
Super Bowl II Champions!!





DLE Reporter: Murker, why is the DLE trophy so.. unimpressive?

Murker: Explain.

Reporter: Well.. it's not shiney. Or very big. Or.. shiney.

Murker: Observant. It was made by a man, not a master craftsman of another race. Made of iron, and forged with muscle and sweat. Made with a certain amount of pride, knowing its purpose. It was also.. affordable. Here is a scroll that records the commishioner's decision to go with a man's trophy, instead of an elvish trinket.

Office Business Recored #236 of the year 2516. Office Transcript as recored by Willamus Watt, scribe and minstrel to the DLE Commishioner:

"LONGSHANKS! Where is my God damn trophy?!?! This bloody league started weeks ago! Do the players fight over nothing?!" boomed the commissioner's voice.

"I've just heard from the elvish delagate, my Lord. They say they havn't started working on it yet. They've seen how popular the league has become, and they now demand more money for thier work. They want more for their trophy of elvish silver than the dwarves were demanding for their gold-work. We simply cannot pay such an outragous amount, sir. It would cripple the new league."

"This isn't a bloody elf league! There isn't a greedy dwarf within two hundred miles! It's a human league! HUMANS will make the trophy! Not a golden one. Not a pretty, silver one. Get the palace's blacksmith to smash a hunk of iron into the shape of a ball and stick it on a spike. I don't give a sewer rat's ass if it shines at all. JUST GET ME A GOD DAMN TROPHY FOR MEN TO KILL EACH OTHER OVER, AND GET IT STARTED NOW!!"

The DLE's commissioner threw a small bag of gold at his right-hand man, and Longshanks fled the room, murmmering, "Hunk of iron.. shaped like a ball.. hunk of iron.."



Reporter: Fascinating! So which trophy is the real trophy?

Murker: Explain.

Reporter: I mean, the Knights currently display the so-called Super Bowl trophy in their city stadium. But the Universe still display a trophy as well. They look similar, but.. How can they both have the trophy at the same time? And why is the Knight's trophy blood stained?

Murker: To answer your second question, the trophy was made for men to fight over. To die over, if need be. Many have. And wether by coincidence, or by Nuffle's design, a man died over the trophy mere seconds after it's completion. A palace guard commented negatively on the trophy's appearance just as soon as the palace blacksmith had declared his work finished. The guard was beated to death with the trophy and the blood remains, despite any effort to remove it. I would watch how you comment on the trophy's appearance, if I were you. It is now a sacred object. And the blacksmith is not a small man. And one apparently capable of getting away with murder.

Reporter: So how do you expalin the unstained trophy still in the city of Flashfurt?

Murker: Ah. The Universe coach presented himself with that trophy. His ignorant staff seized the replica trophy for themselves before the first Super Bowl had even been won. Assuming they would win, they took it upon themselves to ensure they had it available immedialty after the game. It is not the real trophy. We transport a replica trophy for security purposes where ever the real trophy must travel. They can keep the stolen replica. It means nothing. The real one lies in Kemperband, as it should.

Reporter: Wow. It's nick name is ' The Lump.' Is there talk of making a more impressive trophy?

Murker: The current commishioner can create as many trophies as he bloody well pleases, but I am not privy to his plans, his desires, or any discussions of a new trophy. I can only caution you again about speaking ill of THIS trophy.

Reporter: Thank you for your time!

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SPP Needed to Skill...

12 Billy Winn 5
13 Leonard Lewis 5
6 Berry Pierce 6
3 Joe Theismann 13
14 Genarius Brown 14
10 John Nesser 19
9 Justin Hunter 21
2 Kyle Fuller 28
5 Eric Reid 32
16 Bish "The Bash" Bosh 36
7 Sonny Jurgensen 41
15 Trae Waynes 69
1 Michael Brokers 87
11 Rishard Matthews 90
4 Terrance West 93
8 Mick Kabluski 100

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Michael "MB" BrockersOgre15519Block, Strip Ball, Break Tackle, Grab, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate 4100014658120k (120+0k) 
2 Kyle FullerCatcher18238Catch, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Guard 6701100243100k (100+0k) 
3 Joe TheismannThrower16338Block, Fend, Sure Hands, Pass 22910111940k (40+0k) 
4 Terrance WestBlitzer18338Block, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blown6209011574120k (120+0k) 
5I M "Insane" McTrainBlitzer37338Block 00000000k (0+0k) 
6 Berry PierceLineman46338Dirty Player 900000020k (20+0k) 
7 Sonny JurgensenThrower26338Block, Pro, Sure Hands, Tackle, Leader, Pass-st, m6813141163104130k (0k) 
8 Mick "The Slugga" KabluskiBlitzer26338Block, Dauntless, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On 160005325100k (100+0k) 
9 Justin HunterCatcher39237Catch, Diving Catch, Dodge, Side Step 250100013570k (70+0k) 
10 John "45" NesserLineman16338Block, Tackle, Wrestle 33010253260k (60+0k) 
11 Rishard MatthewsCatcher46337Block, Tackle, Catch, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step-ma, -ma6511304468130k (130+0k) 
12 Billy WinnLineman36338Block, Frenzy, Pron15010132060k (60+0k) 
13 Leonard LewisLineman26338Blockn700001520k (20+0k) 
14 Genarius BrownLineman66338Block, Guard 24000131750k (50+0k) 
15 Trae WaynesCatcher29237Shadowing, Wrestle, Catch, Dodge, Stand Firm 91300010100k (100+0k) 
16 Bish "The Bash" BoshBlitzer45437Block, Tackle, Grab, Guard, Mighty Blow-ma, -ma, -av64021461105130k (130+0k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:The_Demon Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Kemperbad Knights Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1430k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:11770000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1560k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:69 (38/16/15) |TD Diff:33 (108 - 75) |Cas Diff:12 (94/73/18 - 99/56/18)
Last Opponent: -Middenheim Classics-

 For Against 
OpponentRaceTVSPPCasGoldScoreTVSPPCasGoldGate
-Dunkelberg White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1110k120/1/080k1 - 0710k101/0/030k28000
Barboza Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1120k203/2/070k2 - 0850k71/0/060k26000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1120k80/2/050k1 - 01000k70/0/040k30000
-Altdorf Thunderbolts-Altdorf Thunderbolts1130k151/1/170k1 - 1810k151/2/030k29000
Akendorf Griffins-Great Ogham Griffins1020k80/0/050k1 - 01020k121/2/050k23000
-Broekwater Patriots-Broekwater Patriots1010k111/0/070k1 - 21050k253/2/130k35000
-Middenheim Classics-Middenheim Classics1050k193/0/160k2 - 1720k111/0/050k31000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1150k202/3/060k2 - 1870k90/1/010k36000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1170k141/0/080k2 - 1790k121/1/030k37000
-Averheim River Bandits-Averheim River Bandits1210k211/4/020k2 - 01020k101/1/060k33000
-Brionne Buccaneers-Brionne Buccaneers1460k131/0/030k2 - 11360k204/0/050k33000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1470k150/2/070k1 - 11060k100/1/050k40000
-Dead Wood Rangers-Bilbali Rangers1410k92/0/060k0 - 11040k202/4/040k35000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1260k224/0/060k2 - 1960k152/1/220k29000
Barboza Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1220k150/3/060k2 - 11130k173/0/060k29000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1350k212/2/080k2 - 11090k100/0/050k38000
-Muckenhof Manticores-Muckenhof Manticores1370k140/0/090k3 - 01040k80/0/160k31000
-Grenzburg Greenskins-Grenzburg Greenskins1390k242/4/070k2 - 1880k122/0/030k40000
-Dunkelberg White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1450k172/2/030k1 - 21030k183/0/020k40000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1440k212/1/150k2 - 0900k91/1/030k32000
-Averheim River Bandits-Averheim River Bandits1490k245/1/060k2 - 11380k120/1/040k35000
-Dunkelberg White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1390k170/3/070k2 - 11000k100/0/010k38000
-Nuln GunnersNuln Gunners1500k171/2/080k2 - 11100k90/0/030k32000
-Templehof Thunder-Templehof Thunder1520k143/0/080k1 - 11020k121/1/020k29000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1450k221/1/270k3 - 1880k100/0/020k27000
-Talabheim Sluggers-Talabheim Sluggers1510k221/2/070k3 - 11000k131/0/030k35000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1580k193/2/050k2 - 11180k80/0/050k38000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1600k121/1/060k1 - 31220k160/0/060k43000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1740k192/2/030k2 - 21440k130/0/020k31000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1730k183/1/140k1 - 11500k120/1/040k29000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1670k121/0/040k1 - 11150k244/3/060k33000
-Monte Castello Wreckers-Monte Castello Wreckers1470k110/1/070k1 - 11170k150/2/030k35000
-Brionne Buccaneers-Brionne Buccaneers1530k203/4/070k1 - 11450k182/2/150k31000
-Barboza Bruisers-Barboza Bruisers1460k141/0/070k2 - 11120k120/1/120k31000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1460k140/1/070k2 - 11190k152/0/130k34000
-Irrana Avalanche-Irrana Avalanche1560k170/3/040k2 - 11390k111/0/050k35000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes1610k102/0/060k0 - 21030k192/2/070k37000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1560k80/0/050k1 - 21120k241/4/050k32000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1150k122/0/070k1 - 11490k152/0/140k35000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals1590k220/1/370k3 - 21260k212/1/160k36000
-Hargendorf Unicorns-Hargendorf Unicorns1530k141/2/040k1 - 11000k142/1/050k21000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1470k71/0/030k0 - 11430k143/0/040k27000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1530k315/2/150k3 - 1920k100/0/010k26000
-Grenzburg Greenskins-Grenzburg Greenskins1580k71/0/050k0 - 21370k231/2/360k38000
-Bilbali Rangers-Bilbali Rangers1420k80/0/050k1 - 11540k101/0/040k32000
-Irrana Avalanche-Irrana Avalanche1560k90/0/050k1 - 11440k130/1/140k37000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1330k130/1/060k2 - 31480k191/0/180k29000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1320k183/0/160k2 - 11260k101/0/010k27000
-Praag Grizzlies-Praag Grizzlies1350k213/2/070k2 - 01290k101/0/150k37000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1360k152/0/040k2 - 01450k101/1/020k32000
-Wolfenburg Wolfskins-Wolfenburg Wolfskins1300k151/4/060k0 - 21360k212/1/160k42000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1160k224/0/070k3 - 01220k60/0/030k33000
-Carroburg Crimson Cascade-Carroburg Crimson Cascade1330k202/0/050k3 - 21080k132/0/010k29000
-Wolfsbach Scimitars-Wolfsbach Scimitars1530k142/0/080k1 - 11320k161/2/060k38000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1330k110/0/080k2 - 01120k101/0/150k26000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1430k151/1/140k1 - 11030k162/1/040k35000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1340k182/1/130k1 - 21660k223/0/060k35000
-San Luis 49ers-San Luis 49ers1450k71/0/020k0 - 21520k162/1/160k28000
-Rotenbach Razorbacks-Rotenbach Razorbacks1310k191/0/160k3 - 11210k173/1/040k35000
-Remas Eagles-Remas Eagles1310k192/0/150k2 - 1570k140/1/020k31000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1540k101/0/070k1 - 01450k112/1/010k29000
-Irrana Avalanche-Irrana Avalanche1490k100/0/150k1 - 21540k214/1/060k32000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1460k182/2/130k1 - 21250k214/1/060k34000
-Altdorf Thunderbolts-Altdorf Thunderbolts1440k150/2/080k2 - 21520k205/1/060k29000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1440k70/1/060k0 - 21720k265/2/040k37000
-Great Ogham Griffins-Great Ogham Griffins1400k160/1/060k2 - 11170k122/1/050k23000
-Broekwater Patriots-Broekwater Patriots1480k181/1/160k2 - 11630k163/1/030k32000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1600k222/1/060k3 - 0930k91/1/020k21000
-Middenheim Classics-Middenheim Classics1530k80/0/060k1 - 11660k131/1/040k37000