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Location: Ottawa, EAST
Nickname: Farts
Stadium: Peoplekind Center
Surface: Perfect lawn

Colors: Red and Black
Sponsor: Sophie Grego'Ar Trud'ooohhh



TEAM BIO





TROPHY ROOM

Season #1 #3: Champions!






TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS



Season #1: Justin Tru'dooohhh wins the Silver Shoe.https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=12543498
Franchise starts with a 11/0/1 league record.

Alanis Christensen killed Duron Carter (Waaghonto Orconauts) with a t16 boot during a playoff game: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4055766

Season #2: CBFL all time record of 25 cas against, plus 8 cas against in "Chicxulub" playoff game. Undefeated regular season with a 7/2/0 - record.

Keanu Reeves: League's Dirtbag.

First bounty in CBFL history was issued by hateful U-Sports coach Charlie, against 2 random redfarts. Salad_Bar ended the carreer of a redfart, making this the first successful bounty hunt in CBFL history. And he didn't even collect the money. Lol.

Elon Musk killed Blazer the II (Winnipeg Blue Bombers) with a t16 boot during the very first game of his carreer: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4078302


STAR PLAYERS

Rachel McAdams https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=12543503 - tragicly choked on the first dice in the first division final in CBFL history: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4055766

New player names:
Paul Bernardo
Wayne Boden
John Martin Crawford
Léopold Dion
Russell Maurice Johnson
Gilbert Paul Jordan
Joseph LaPage
Cody Legebokoff
Allan Legere
Bruce McArthur
Michael Wayne McGray
Dellen Millard
Clifford Olson
Robert Pickton
Elizabeth Wettlaufer
Russell Williams

Already hired:
Yves Trudeau
Gerald Thomas Archer

*** Did you know...

...2 consecutive blitzes led to our first grey cup victory.

...that we are holding the all time record for cas against: suffered 25 cas during season 2, and add to that our infamous playoff game vs. the mary sues with 8 cas and pitch clear (by a rock) against.

...we are farting all over the CBFL since season #1.

...discussions about a new team design (and name change to Ottawa Wetfarts) are going on in Redfarts' HQ.



Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Neophyte
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
2
Shadow Blade
7 3 4 8
Dodge, Shadowing, Stab
Block, Side Step, Tackle, Multiple Block, Leap
n 40 8 21 0 5 2 91/ 220k
(110+110)k
 
3
Assassin
6 3 5 7
Shadowing, Stab
Multiple Block, +AG
  19 4 4 0 0 2 26/ 150k
(80+70)k
 
4
Neophyte
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
5
Assassin
6 4 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
+ST, Block
  8 3 2 0 1 1 16/ 150k
(80+70)k
 
6
Neophyte
6 3 4 7
Kick, Wrestle
  24 1 2 0 0 4 27/ 100k
(60+40)k
 
7
Neophyte
6 3 4 7
Mighty Blow, Block, Frenzy
  12 1 2 0 3 6 43/ 130k
(60+70)k
 
8
Executioner
6 3 4 8
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
9
Neophyte
6 3 4 7   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Neophyte
6 3 4 7
Wrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball
  40 4 6 0 6 2 44/ 120k
(60+60)k
 
11
Neophyte
6 3 4 7   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
11 players  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Khainite Assassins Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:42 (28/6/8) |TD Diff:41 (85 - 44) |Cas Diff:-20 (50/25/15 - 53/38/19)
Last Opponent: Quebec City Werewolves

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
King Lionard and his BCNorthern Nippon940k112/1/080k2 - 1960k110/1/030k19k
Calgary Friend ZonersDaemons of Slaanesh970k191/2/050k4 - 0970k102/0/060k14k
Dread Mountain Seal ThumpersKurnous1060k140/0/070k3 - 01120k112/1/010k14k
Winnipeg Blue BombarderosBlack Dwarf1010k151/0/170k2 - 01020k90/3/040k21k
Slaaneshreal ClawyouitsSlaanesh900k100/1/010k1 - 3810k252/1/170k23k
Waaaghonto OrkonautsSavage Orc1130k130/0/050k2 - 11220k142/1/030k25k
Baltimore RapscallionsSkaven1230k182/1/080k3 - 21260k140/0/140k19k
Saskatchewan WitchridersWitch Elf1230k153/0/080k3 - 11080k80/0/020k21k
Hamilton Vampire-CatsLahmian1290k151/3/080k2 - 11350k121/2/010k26k
Slaaneshreal ClawyouitsSlaanesh1220k184/0/180k2 - 11410k90/0/040k27k
Waaaghonto OrkonautsSavage Orc1350k172/0/250k2 - 01420k111/1/110k35k
Dread Mountain Seal ThumpersKurnous1280k172/0/040k3 - 11350k142/1/010k26k
Calgary Wife BeatersHung1330k141/0/070k3 - 11130k184/2/020k26k
Hamilton Mary SuesKhorne1280k130/0/070k2 - 11260k211/4/040k30k
Saskatchewan WitchridersWitch Elf1090k132/0/050k2 - 11220k120/1/120k30k
Terroronto Fleece SeekersDark Elf1310k141/0/280k2 - 11280k111/0/040k32k
King Lionard and his BCNorthern Nippon1400k80/0/080k1 - 11350k141/1/150k24k
Winnipeg WannabiesHalf-Elf1350k212/1/170k3 - 01030k110/1/140k27k
Slaaneshreal ClawyouitsSlaanesh1320k111/0/050k2 - 21510k192/0/160k30k
Full Edmonty Nose RubbersTilea1390k152/1/060k3 - 01470k60/0/030k30k
Baltimore RapscallionsSkaven1430k141/1/270k2 - 01180k91/2/040k29k
Hamilton Mary SuesKhorne1480k100/0/050k1 - 31680k303/2/360k34k
Saskatchewan SnakeridersSnakemen1080k120/0/050k2 - 21400k171/2/020k29k
Terroronto Fleece SeekersDark Elf1220k122/0/050k2 - 01210k101/2/140k25k
Full Edmonty Nose RubbersTilea1240k171/1/270k2 - 11520k120/0/140k31k
Slaaneshreal ClawyouitsSlaanesh1430k103/1/070k1 - 21630k222/2/050k30k
Baltimore RapscallionsSkaven1320k163/0/040k2 - 21320k151/0/070k35k
King Lionard and his BCNorthern Nippon1430k180/3/150k2 - 01500k131/2/040k29k
Hamilton Small-LizziesSkink1370k161/0/180k3 - 01520k112/0/150k28k
Baltimore RapscallionsSkaven1440k163/1/040k3 - 21480k140/1/060k32k
Slaaneshreal ClawyouitsSlaanesh1240k160/1/070k2 - 11840k214/1/110k41k
Saskatchewan SnakeridersSnakemen1560k110/2/020k1 - 01560k80/0/170k34k
Hamilton CryKittensWood Elf1490k101/0/040k1 - 11360k120/0/130k28k
Baltimore RapscallionsSkaven1480k212/1/160k2 - 21470k120/0/030k35k
Edmonton EskimoNippon1520k162/1/080k3 - 0990k92/1/050k26k
[7] Winnipeg Blue BombersDaemons of Slaanesh1530k90/1/030k1 - 21490k151/0/160k31k
BC Bloody SuckersSylvania Pact1300k151/0/050k2 - 01050k80/1/050k21k
Slaaneshreal ClawyouitsSlaanesh1480k100/0/070k1 - 21730k171/1/060k41k
Quebec City WerewolvesWere1450k90/0/070k1 - 21160k215/0/030k35k
Saskatchewan SnakeridersSnakemen1570k110/1/030k1 - 21590k151/0/130k34k
Scaleanto ScoreYouNotsLizardmen1520k111/0/150k2 - 01230k92/0/060k29k
Quebec City WerewolvesWere1530k132/1/060k1 - 21280k234/1/170k22k