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John Molson School of Bruising
P [L] Nurgle

Season 39


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
10 (5/3/2)(4/0/1)(1/3/1)(0/0/0)4 (13 - 9)12 (20/9/1 - 9/4/5)530K152
Top Players
Stinky Henderson
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (83)
Most cas (11)
Most spp (22)
Putrid Ewing
Pestigor
Active

Most comp (3)
Most rush (171)
Most td (5)

Season 38


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
10 (3/2/5)(3/1/3)(0/1/2)(0/1/0)-3 (11 - 14)23 (16/13/8 - 5/4/5)450K162
Top Players
Michael Slay-Han
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (80)
Most turns (163)
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most cas (10)
Carlton Fist
Pestigor
Active

Most cas (10)
Stinky Henderson
Bloater
Active

Most mvp (6)
Most spp (36)
Terrell O'Wench
Pestigor
Active

Most td (6)

Season 37


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (5/3/3)(4/1/2)(1/2/1)(0/0/2)4 (11 - 7)9 (21/10/1 - 11/9/3)610K153
Top Players
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (103)
Most cas (9)
Putrid Ewing
Pestigor
Active

Most comp (2)
Most mvp (2)
Most td (5)
Most spp (27)

Season 36


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (7/2/2)(4/2/1)(3/0/1)(1/1/0)8 (15 - 7)12 (25/9/0 - 8/11/3)540K170
Top Players
Michael Slay-Han
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (100)
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most cas (10)
Kill'em Winslow
Pestigor
Dead

Most comp (2)
Most mvp (3)
Most rush (180)
Most td (7)
Most spp (42)

Season 35


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (6/3/2)(4/2/1)(2/1/1)(0/0/0)5 (15 - 10)10 (16/7/6 - 5/8/6)510K162
Top Players
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (95)
Most cas (4)
Most mvp (2)
Most turns (170)
Michael Slay-Han
Bloater
Active

Most cas (4)
Most mvp (2)
Most turns (170)
Blade Divac
Pestigor
Dead

Most cas (4)
Pavel Bury
Pestigor
Dead

Most mvp (2)
Most td (7)
Most spp (32)

About the Program


MONTREAL, QC, CANADA — The John Molson School of Bruising enters the NCBB promising to bring the stench of their program to all competitors. The school is named after John Molson, a generous donator who made his fortune as the founder of America's oldest beer brewery.

Originally JMSB was all about business, but over time the program was taken over by Blood Bowl fanatics who subverted all their research to brew the foulest players in order to dominate the game. They recruit seemingly normal violent criminals and feed them a special brew of Molson Export to develop their foul appearance and distrubing presence on the pitch. Their blitzers have their heads implanted with beer bottles that serve as horns. The basic players are made from custodial staff or random hobos to serve as punching bags for the other teams.

Reports have also hinted the program has been working tirelessly to create the ultimate player, one that will obliterate all opposition. No one has seen this player yet and only anonymous informers have dared speak word of this obscure research project. It is simply referred to as The Beast. Scary stuff.

While the program has never shined in ball handling, their brewers have some recipes that can create a wide array of useful mutations for their developing players. Chances are they will simply make them as deadly as can be and snatch the ball from the grip of a dead opponent.

When playing against the JMSB, the generous Molson Brewery sponsors opposing apothecaries with a special brew to treat injured players. Mysteriously, there have been reports of some opposing players being transformed and switching sides, but no conclusive evidence of wrongdoing has been found so far. The pundits, paid by the lucrative Molson advertising deals, have concluded the players just want to be on a winning team.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Claw, Mighty Blow, Guard
  25 0 0 0 16 7 67/76 190k
(110+80)k
 
2
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
  11 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
3
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
4
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
5
Pestigor
5 3 5 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+AG, Block, +AG, Tackle
-ma 33 9 14 0 1 2 63/76 200k
(80+120)k
 
6
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
  4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
7
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
9
Rotter
4 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
-ma 16 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  14 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  13 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Rotter
5 3 2 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
-ag, m 11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
 
16
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Stand Firm, Juggernaut
  30 0 0 0 13 2 36/51 200k
(140+60)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Uber Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:54 (26/13/15) |TD Diff:15 (65 - 50) |Cas Diff:62 (98/49/16 - 41/37/23)
Last Opponent: [2016] Normandale CUC

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Wastern Michigan BronKhornesDaemons of Khorne980k181/1/160k2 - 01000k111/0/220k18k
Alabama Aesthetical AlligatorsAmazon1010k191/1/230k2 - 21110k120/0/040k15k
Mizzou Chaotic TigersChaos Chosen1110k121/1/080k1 - 0990k91/0/150k15k
Fighting Illinois 2020Chaos Dwarf1260k80/0/020k1 - 31040k140/0/080k16k
[2016] Texas Tech Red ReptilesLizardmen1260k164/0/070k1 - 11280k80/0/030k24k
WereVirginia KilledBilliesNecromantic Horror1380k243/1/240k2 - 11130k122/0/060k20k
StephenF.Austin LumberingJacksTomb Kings1480k172/0/140k2 - 11220k120/1/130k24k
Paris University DeadJokersNecromantic Horror1580k131/1/050k1 - 11380k100/2/030k25k
Texas AM Les AgriculteursBretonnian1630k122/1/030k0 - 11350k120/1/140k24k
Séraphins de QuébecChaos Chosen1650k121/1/040k1 - 01300k101/1/030k27k
[2016] Karak UniversityDwarf1680k110/0/050k2 - 02130k120/3/130k29k
Fresno State RaidersShambling Undead1600k122/0/040k1 - 01410k91/1/070k24k
UC San Dogo KrytensHigh Elf1620k121/1/050k1 - 01890k81/0/010k33k
Appalahcian State HillbilliesHuman1650k173/0/060k2 - 11420k80/0/030k26k
Gallaudet Deaf BullsChaos Dwarf1750k211/4/050k2 - 11820k121/0/160k35k
BYU Azure KnightsBretonnian1680k275/1/060k3 - 01000k60/0/010k24k
Northern Virginia CC HawkDaemons of Khorne1860k123/0/060k0 - 11690k181/3/040k22k
[2016] Washington HuskarlsNorse1580k173/0/040k2 - 01850k112/0/020k36k
U-Dub ElfskiesHigh Elf1900k121/1/060k1 - 11560k90/0/040k25k
UNAM Pumas MalditasNecromantic Horror1910k121/1/050k1 - 12040k162/3/140k26k
Hawaii WarrielvesElven Union1580k131/0/060k2 - 11760k120/1/050k26k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1800k154/1/010k0 - 12010k170/3/170k29k
[2016] Mz State Bull DawgzOrc1610k90/0/040k1 - 11640k143/0/070k27k
[2016] Texas Tech Red ReptilesLizardmen1580k142/2/060k1 - 11620k110/1/050k31k
UC San Dogo KrytensHigh Elf1630k101/1/070k0 - 11810k122/0/060k27k
U-Dub ElfskiesHigh Elf1760k154/1/070k0 - 11670k101/0/030k28k
Northern Virginia CC HawkDaemons of Khorne1800k171/2/070k2 - 02030k80/1/060k22k
Hawaii WarrielvesElven Union1850k121/0/160k1 - 01460k111/1/050k25k
[2016] Washington HuskarlsNorse1900k122/0/050k1 - 12080k141/1/220k29k
UNAM Pumas MalditasNecromantic Horror1830k100/2/040k0 - 11880k121/1/170k32k
BYU Azure KnightsBretonnian1760k173/0/060k2 - 11670k121/0/050k25k
St. Francis Dead Flash [2016]Tomb Kings1790k205/1/050k1 - 01740k71/1/040k34k
[2016] Navy MidskeletonmenTomb Kings1830k172/1/040k2 - 01760k110/3/050k26k
[2016] Florida Rotting GatorsNurgle1880k120/1/120k1 - 21630k150/1/050k32k
[2016] Oregon WaterfoulHigh Elf1680k161/3/030k1 - 11960k80/1/070k34k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1740k142/1/040k1 - 21410k150/0/260k27k
Hawaii WarrielvesElven Union1810k204/0/060k2 - 11420k100/0/010k23k
[2016] Washington HuskarlsNorse1880k80/1/040k0 - 11880k182/1/250k28k
Clemson TerrorsShambling Undead1840k232/2/260k2 - 11750k80/0/020k25k
BYU Azure KnightsBretonnian1890k122/0/160k0 - 21880k131/0/060k26k
Northern Virginia CC HawkDaemons of Khorne2020k212/3/130k1 - 22000k182/0/180k26k
UNAM Pumas MalditasNecromantic Horror2010k161/1/250k1 - 11930k80/1/050k28k
U-Dub ElfskiesHigh Elf2080k202/1/160k2 - 11910k90/0/050k25k
Texas State Bobcats [2016]Chaos Renegade1840k110/1/070k1 - 11430k141/1/120k25k
[2016] Cantucky WildcatsChaos Dwarf1570k143/0/030k1 - 11770k102/0/080k32k
[2016] U.Con. HuskiesNecromantic Horror1690k153/1/130k0 - 11700k142/1/060k31k
[2016]Um, G'olden Go For Its!Human1540k122/0/050k1 - 11780k162/1/060k27k
Northern Virginia CC HawkDaemons of Khorne1700k213/2/070k2 - 01470k80/1/030k27k
Hawaii WarrielvesElven Union1720k193/1/070k2 - 11730k110/0/160k29k
[2016] Washington HuskarlsNorse1680k101/1/060k0 - 21910k161/0/120k36k
U of Teee [BB16]Chaos Dwarf1710k171/2/060k2 - 11440k111/0/050k26k
U-Dub ElfskiesHigh Elf1780k183/0/050k2 - 11910k110/0/140k36k
SMU MousestangsSkaven1770k151/1/040k2 - 01650k70/0/110k30k
[2016] Normandale CUCChaos Chosen1780k70/1/030k0 - 31950k243/1/160k34k