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High Street Dandies
P [L] High Elf

A Dandy is a clothes-wearing Man, a Man whose trade, office and existence consists in the wearing of Clothes. Every faculty of his soul, spirit, purse, and person is heroically consecrated to this one object, the wearing of Clothes wisely and well: so that the others dress to live, he lives to dress ... And now, for all this perennial Martyrdom, and Poesy, and even Prophecy, what is it that the Dandy asks in return? Solely, we may say, that you would recognise his existence; would admit him to be a living object; or even failing this, a visual object, or thing that will reflect rays of light....

– Thomas Carlyle, "The Dandiacal Body", in Sartor Resartus

Team Motto: Primum Orationis, Gratia Primum
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Madame Summers
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Tackle
   20 6 7 0 4 2 45/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
2
Lord Burton
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Dodge, +MA, Side Step, Tackle
   55 7 22 2 7 4 111/176 220k
(100+120)k
  
3
Adam S. Barratts-Curry
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch
+ST, Block
   9 1 4 0 3 1 24/31 160k
(90+70)k
  
5
H.M. Hennes
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle
   56 7 7 1 8 9 91/176 170k
(70+100)k
  
10
Mistress Littlewoods
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
 m 3 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 90k
(0)k
  
11
Barret Lunn-Poly
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Mighty Blow, Block
   12 4 5 0 5 0 29/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
13
T.S.B. Harrod, Esq.
Thrower
5 4 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Leader, Sure Hands, +ST, Block, Dodge
 -ma 44 57 1 0 6 3 87/176 220k
(90+130)k
  
14
David Lawrence Saba
Lineman
6 3 5 8
+AG, Dodge
   24 9 1 1 1 1 21/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
7 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Luohghcra Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1470k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:56 (31/4/21) |TD Diff:34 (109 - 75) |Cas Diff:-58 (47/18/7 - 79/33/18)
Last Opponent: Late Show
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0220k
Chaos Chosen42/0/22.3-1.50.8   0.3   0.5-1.8   0.3   0.0-115k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.0-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.5   1.095k
Chaos Renegade22/0/03.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.070k
Dark Elf52/1/22.0-2.01.4   0.4   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.8-226k
Dwarf20/1/11.0-1.51.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5165k
Elven Union53/0/22.2-1.61.0   1.0   0.0-0.8   0.2   0.0144k
High Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0240k
Human31/0/21.7-1.70.0   0.0   0.0-2.3   1.0   0.0180k
Lizardmen22/0/02.5-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0160k
Necromantic Horror42/0/21.8-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.3   0.5-18k
Norse32/0/11.7-1.70.3   0.0   0.3-2.0   1.7   0.7300k
Nurgle22/0/02.5-0.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.580k
Orc84/2/22.0-1.60.3   0.0   0.0-1.9   0.9   0.5-206k
Shambling Undead31/0/21.0-1.30.7   0.0   0.0-2.3   0.0   0.0107k
Skaven32/0/12.7-1.30.7   0.3   0.0-1.7   0.0   0.3-293k
Slann43/0/12.5-0.81.5   0.0   0.3-0.3   0.5   0.3123k
Tomb Kings11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0220k
Wood Elf10/0/12.0-3.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0470k
Total5631/4/211.9-1.30.8   0.3   0.1-1.4   0.6   0.319k