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These legends of Wrestling have grown tired of life ringside. It's time to get back into the public eye with another form of sport (violence) for the masses entertainment.
After a first match when the former wrestlers spent a lot of time bone headed they started to realise what the point was and got into the swing of the things. But these pesky green things kept running around beneath their feet. "No Vince you cannot be chairman!"

5 wins and 2 draws in first 13 matches before it went downhill.

Top of the Blackbox Premiership for Ogres Oct/Nov 2013.

Little Lord Lucan is the second ever Snot to reach legend status in FUMBBL and Giant Haystacks was then the greatest ever Blackbox Ogre!

After 86 games we have two ag4 and two move 6 snotlings in the lineup!
We won match 99 1-0 vs Halflings for our first win after a 29 winless streak! Then bettered another lot in game 101. More Halflings!

In game 105 the stat up snot quartet finally was broken up when Hulk Hogan's Mate scores a TD but then slips and breaks his neck v Dwarfs. The Green Man was killed next match. Next match Waterboy was also badly injured but Little Lord Lucan's scores to be a SNOTLING LEGEND! He was fouled and blitzed into the badly hurt box but survives to take the plaudits.

After 8 defeats in a row the Wrestlers win games 110 and 111 against Necromantics and Undead! After a few more bad games we won a game vs Norse.
Little Lord Lucan became the greatest ever FUMBBL snotling!
We had a 17 match winless run but won match 133 against CDassak's Orcs and became the OLDEST BOX OGRE TEAM! Also finally back to 6 Ogres.
Then next match LLL gets his second serious concussion against Orcs. Down to AV3! But he goes on. Some of our ogres also bravely carry injuries.
From match 136 our snots were given disposable TV consideration. An opposing Nurgle coach even bizarrely complained how unlucky he was to face such a team :D
A couple of matches later we get a 7 ogre lineup! But still get bashed by more Nurgle. Another 2 matches later we were already back down to 6, after a smash up from other Ogres. But we did at least get a draw.

After some months off the Wrestlers come out so Lucan can regain his greatest snotling status from the crippled "Chuck". Needs a TD. But early on Kendo snakeeyes fumbles a TTM attempt and appears to kill Lucan with the drop. But the apo gets to work. Then in the 2nd half of this terrible match a human blitzer dodges through and blitzes carrier Lucan down. And kills him!!!!! The Blood Bowl world cries.



FUMBBL Badge - Legend a snotling

Some inspiration: From the amusing Les Kellett,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntElO-N-mHw
Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sDBd6-SGo4
And see Giant Haystacks pile on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpHhmQ2M-M

TopName#
Games
Little Lord Lucan
135
Completions (11)
Tom Thumb
Little Lord Lucan
2
Touchdowns (127)
Little Lord Lucan
65
Interceptions (2)
The Green Man
Tom Cruise
1
Casualties (343)
Giant Haystacks
63
Most Valuable Player (141)
Little Lord Lucan
12
Star Player Points (1787)
Little Lord Lucan
259
Passing (75)
Hulk Hogan's Mate
18
Rushing (2868)
Little Lord Lucan
1137
Blocks (4270)
Jim Breaks
535
Fouls (161)
Tom Thumb
32
Scoring Thrower
Little Lord Lucan
2
Blocking Thrower
Little Lord Lucan
Les Kellett
1
Blocking Scorer
Giant Haystacks
William Regal
5
Triple
Little Lord Lucan
1
All-rounder
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Stand Firm, Grab
  45 0 3 0 20 9 94/176 250k
(140+110)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Dodge
-av 43 1 0 0 20 5 66/76 240k
(140+100)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
-av, m 3 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 160k
(0)k
 
5
Ogre
4 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle
-ma, -av 70 0 1 0 38 3 94/176 260k
(140+120)k
 
6
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
7
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Dirty Player
  29 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(20+30)k
 
9
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
10
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
-st 15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
11
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  14 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
12
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
14
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  22 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
15
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  26 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
16
Runt Punter
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
  6 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 200k
(150+50)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: garyt1 Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1350k / 1510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:143 (21/21/101) |TD Diff:-154 (131 - 285) |Cas Diff:-320 (205/111/52 - 470/149/69)
Last Opponent: [BT4] Tomb
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/11.0-2.01.5   0.5   1.5-2.0   1.5   1.085k
Chaos Chosen152/3/100.9-1.50.8   0.7   0.2-3.6   0.9   0.9-73k
Chaos Dwarf161/1/140.5-2.01.0   1.2   0.1-3.6   1.7   0.631k
Chaos Renegade41/0/31.5-3.01.3   0.3   0.3-5.5   1.5   1.0-38k
Dark Elf60/2/40.8-2.81.0   1.3   0.5-2.8   0.2   0.222k
Dwarf50/0/50.4-1.81.0   0.2   0.4-3.8   0.4   0.212k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-3.04.0   3.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.060k
Goblin30/0/31.0-2.33.3   0.7   0.3-1.3   2.3   0.3-70k
Halfling22/0/02.0-0.54.0   1.0   1.5-4.5   0.5   0.5-10k
High Elf20/1/12.0-2.50.5   0.5   0.5-2.0   0.0   0.05k
Human112/0/90.9-2.41.7   0.5   0.5-3.0   0.6   0.6-25k
Lizardmen41/0/32.0-2.81.5   0.5   0.3-3.8   0.5   0.325k
Necromantic Horror132/1/100.8-2.20.8   0.8   0.3-3.4   1.8   0.554k
Norse62/3/11.5-1.22.2   1.7   0.5-3.3   1.5   0.5-17k
Nurgle111/1/90.5-1.60.8   0.7   0.5-3.6   1.5   0.20k
Ogre30/2/11.3-1.72.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.3   0.750k
Orc104/1/51.0-1.31.7   0.7   0.4-2.6   0.9   0.223k
Shambling Undead31/0/20.3-2.31.7   1.0   0.3-3.3   0.3   0.323k
Skaven30/0/31.7-3.02.7   0.3   0.0-2.0   0.7   0.37k
Slann10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.020k
Tomb Kings100/3/70.7-1.91.8   0.8   0.5-4.2   0.7   0.329k
Underworld Denizens31/0/20.7-1.32.0   0.0   0.0-2.3   0.3   0.797k
Vampire20/0/20.5-3.50.0   1.5   1.0-2.5   2.0   1.0100k
Wood Elf71/2/41.3-2.12.4   0.7   0.4-2.6   0.4   0.421k
Total14321/21/1010.9-2.01.4   0.8   0.4-3.3   1.0   0.59k