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Dr Evil's secret lair
Roster [R] Human

According to the completely biased and totally inaccurate films you may have seen, at one point Dr Evil was stuck in space.
This is not the entire truth, what actually happened was this...

After escaping the irritating do-gooder Austin "look at me I'm so great" Powers, Dr Evil fled to space, the plan was to use a newly developed "hyperdrive" to travel to different planets and gather the most visious evil aliens he could find. This plan backfired when the "hyperdrive" did exactly the same thing, sending Dr Evil waaaaaay into the future.
In an interesting and frankly very quickly glossed over plot hole his gang from the past were dragged along and with the government already evil enough, he turned to playing BloodBowl to get his evil kicks.

So roll up and don't expect them to play nicely, but shhh pitch location is secret.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Goldmember
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Juggernaut, Block, Juggernaut
 -ma 30 0 0 0 18 4 56/76 230k
(140+90)k
  
2
Dr Evil II
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG, Tackle
   15 2 8 0 5 3 51/76 190k
(90+100)k
  
3
No2 III
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   9 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
4
Scott Evil
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge
   5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 120k
(90+30)k
  
5
Fat B II
Blitzer
7 4 2 8
Block
+ST
 -ag, n 23 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 140k
(90+50)k
  
6
Mini Me
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Sure Hands, Block, Side Step, Jump Up
   33 2 14 0 2 3 63/76 140k
(60+80)k
  
7
Mustafa II
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+AG, Accurate
   11 22 0 0 1 0 24/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
8
Alotta Fagina II
Lineman
6 3 3 8   14 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Random Task
Lineman
5 3 3 8 -ma 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Mr Bigglesworth II
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Henchman #1 II
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Frau Farbissna
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: hissa-lives Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (7/5/23) |TD Diff:-32 (38 - 70) |Cas Diff:-11 (42/27/7 - 38/37/12)
Last Opponent: Do You Even LIFT, Bro
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0160k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-1.01.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0140k
Chaos Dwarf20/0/21.0-2.51.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.0-260k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.060k
Dark Elf11/0/03.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-340k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-3.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-330k
Goblin41/0/30.8-2.00.8   0.3   0.3-1.0   2.0   0.518k
Halfling20/1/11.5-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   1.55k
High Elf10/0/11.0-3.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.0-870k
Human10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   3.0-550k
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Necromantic Horror30/0/30.3-3.30.7   1.3   0.7-1.0   1.0   0.0-70k
Norse11/0/03.0-0.02.0   4.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-60k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-520k
Orc20/0/20.0-2.01.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   2.5   0.060k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.020k
Skaven41/0/32.0-2.81.5   0.8   0.5-1.8   0.5   0.3-83k
Slann10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-60k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Underworld Denizens10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-250k
Vampire10/0/10.0-4.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   3.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.090k
Total357/5/231.1-2.01.2   0.8   0.2-1.1   1.1   0.3-101k