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Rhinoplasty
Roster [R] Goblin

newz: we take part in the last proper fumbbl cup. coach malmir wrote about rhinoplasty "They should be upset if they lose first round." while we already plan on winning the damn thing.

oldz: we count anew after hundred games. so rhinoplasty is so far UNBEATEN and decided to participate at the crown of sand.

oldz: TWELVE VICTORIES! ranked is too easy!

oldz: rhinoplasty returns to blood bowl. but they expect high profile challengers witha team value of at LEAST 2230K. if you cant fit that you too cheap and weak. sorry.

One of them won some award and had even a special player.

Probably the best game in fumbbl ever
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3742226

We enjoy playing legendary teams. like the Crossdressers (they cute) or these khemri with Utep. (utep died? we lost our destiny!)

if you are a dwarf team with lower TV and challenge us, we put you on our secret list of shame.

also if you play us keep in mind that you will face BUGS BUNNY



and it is likely that any of your fans will change sides and join the rhinoplasty hype.

Resting In Pieces:

Alf

ALF played for Rhinoplasty since game one. We wish him tasty goblin angels in heaven kitchen.


Why Did Coach Buy A Bomb?


You was an Elf stuck in a Goblin body, may your soul have left his corpse.

Here are the team stats after 12 glorious victories:

TopName#
Games
Uno Uno		94
Completions (14)
The Secret Weapon
Bugs Bunny		2
Touchdowns (59)
WhyDidCoachBuyBomb?		14
Interceptions (3)
Dont Cry About Dice
Loves Love Making
Trent Reznor		1
Casualties (124)
Uno Uno		27
Most Valuable Player (100)
Bugs Bunny		10
Star Player Points (945)
Uno Uno		94
Passing (82)
The Secret Weapon		20
Rushing (1833)
Who Blocks This Is Stupid		396
Blocks (2665)
Uno Uno		350
Fouls (432)
Bugs Bunny		69
Scoring Thrower
Bugs Bunny
The Secret Weapon		2
Blocking Thrower
Dr Faustus
Doggirl
Cry About Dice
Ripper
Bugs Bunny		1
Blocking Scorer
WhyDidCoachBuyBomb?		7
Triple
Doggirl
Ripper
Bugs Bunny		1
All-rounder
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gordon Shumway
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm, Piling On
   48 0 0 0 17 3 49/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
2
Bugs Bunny
Looney
5 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Dirty Player
 -ma 92 2 4 0 1 12 76/176 160k
(40+120)k
  
3
Doggirl
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 40 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 60k
(0)k
  
4
Who Like Dice
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle
   15 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
5
Make FUMBBL Great Again
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   18 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Uno Uno
Fanatic
5 7 2 6
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Grab, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Block
 -av, -ag 101 0 0 0 31 8 102/176 200k
(70+130)k
  
7
OMEGA
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm, Strong Arm
   59 0 0 0 17 2 44/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
8
Hoblin Lizard
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Fangit
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
De great Resetter
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
11th victory in 100th game
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
Dodge, Catch
   11 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
13
Victory #10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   21 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Viagra Boy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Beaver Fozn
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Malmir Hoppins
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: mekutata Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:111 (12/13/86) |TD Diff:-188 (68 - 256) |Cas Diff:-147 (160/72/42 - 305/77/39)
Last Opponent: Savelor's Sentinels
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon60/1/50.5-2.21.8   1.0   0.3-2.8   1.0   0.3-283k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.080k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0-440k
Chaos Renegade20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.5-3.5   1.5   0.5-315k
Dark Elf122/2/80.8-1.80.8   0.8   0.4-2.9   0.4   0.4-371k
Dwarf20/0/20.5-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   1.5-450k
Elven Union160/1/150.6-2.61.6   0.8   0.5-2.5   0.8   0.3-373k
Goblin11/0/03.0-0.03.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Halfling42/1/11.8-1.52.5   0.8   0.8-2.0   0.0   0.353k
High Elf110/1/100.5-2.31.5   0.5   0.3-3.3   1.1   0.1-360k
Human63/1/21.2-1.21.3   0.3   0.0-1.5   0.2   0.0-328k
Lizardmen20/0/20.0-2.52.5   0.0   0.5-5.5   1.0   0.5-385k
Norse51/0/40.4-1.80.6   0.2   0.8-2.2   1.0   0.6-176k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-60k
Ogre21/1/01.5-1.01.5   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.5   0.5-400k
Orc70/1/60.3-2.10.7   0.6   0.3-3.3   1.0   0.0-316k
Skaven90/3/60.7-3.01.6   0.7   0.3-2.6   0.8   0.8-312k
Slann50/0/50.4-3.61.0   1.4   0.6-3.0   1.2   0.0-364k
Tomb Kings30/0/30.0-1.73.0   0.0   0.7-2.7   0.7   0.7-273k
Underworld Denizens20/0/20.0-2.51.5   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.5-420k
Vampire40/1/30.8-2.32.5   0.8   0.3-3.0   0.3   0.5-708k
Wood Elf92/0/70.3-3.72.0   1.0   0.2-2.4   0.4   0.1-327k
Total11112/13/860.6-2.31.4   0.6   0.4-2.7   0.7   0.4-329k