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Even A Stool Can Win With Orcs
Retired [B] Orc


Team Founding:
2516

Fight song:


Team Motto:
Boot it, throw it, crush it (elves)

Even a Stool Can Win With Orcs
Stumpz the troll decided one day that he would like to play "dis her dum neefankled fing wot calt der bludball", in what was an uncharacteristically loquacious moment for him. Thinking that there was no way he was playing for "dem grin luzers" (that'd be goblins), he decided he'd sign up with a local Orc team, since he'd heard "even a stool could win with orcs"...








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Sprints!




Stumpz's dearly departed team-mates wot he wun wif:
Rugbu Trentgore, was clawed to death by filthy stinking Nurgle, before the team even knew wot dey wer.
Crisn Kikkinbootz, bashed by some egyptian mummy fing. Wot da hell.



Players wot Stumpz is glad to have seen the back of:


Adapted from NSL template by Balle2000.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gorbad Dorfburner
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   7 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
2
Varun Ghoulhewer
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
 m 22 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 120k
(0)k
  
3
Lothrun Hobbitcruncher
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   21 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Wort Biledrinker
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   22 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Orok Vilehusk
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, +MA
   22 1 6 0 6 2 41/ 150k
(80+70)k
  
6
Kinav Depbrow
Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, +ST
   13 0 5 0 5 1 30/ 150k
(80+70)k
  
7
Wrotuz Kindrag
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
   11 0 5 0 1 1 22/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
8
Ginug Uglymaw
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
   22 0 1 0 15 2 43/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
9
Gerrum Bootit
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Rushin' Kikkit
Lineman
5 3 3 9   15 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Chuka
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Sleekit Flyah
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Stumpz Da Stool
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Dodge, Pro
   22 0 0 0 9 3 33/ 200k
(110+90)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1730k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (10/4/8) |TD Diff:7 (27 - 20) |Cas Diff:33 (32/17/9 - 13/7/5)
Last Opponent: Modernists
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/11.0-1.51.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.5100k
Necromantic Horror43/1/01.0-0.31.3   1.3   0.0-0.5   0.3   0.038k
Chaos Chosen10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/00.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-160k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Goblin22/0/02.5-0.01.5   0.5   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.025k
Lizardmen32/0/11.7-1.02.7   1.0   0.0-0.3   0.0   0.0-93k
Norse10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-10k
Nurgle21/0/11.5-1.00.5   1.5   1.5-1.5   0.0   1.0-75k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Skaven21/0/11.5-1.53.0   0.5   1.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-5k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.060k
Underworld Denizens10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Total2210/4/81.2-0.91.5   0.8   0.4-0.6   0.3   0.2-10k