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Do You Even LIFT, Bro
Roster [R] Ogre
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For Bro's that Lift, Heavy Lifting is now open!

Are your players weak?
Do they struggle to bench a snotling?
Need heavy objects for your players to lift?

Then look no further, the Ogres of Do you Even lift Bro? have joined forces with ReBlock to open a state of the art gym consisting of heavy objects and spiked boots for your players to train in.

Reblock putting the POW into blocks!

Current Staff

Fumbbl Ogre Record Holders

War is the All time #1 Star Player, #1 Most Casualties, #1 Most Blocks, #1 Most Games Played, and #8 Most MVPs

Eastwood is the All time #2 Star Player, #3 Most Casualties, #3 Games Played, #3 Most Blocks, #5 MVPs

Dirty Harry is the All time #2 Games Played, #2 Most Blocks, #2 MVPs, #4 Star Player, #4 Most Casualties

Lil Bear is the #5 Top Passer on and Ogre team and the #4 top passing Ogre. He also has #6 most MVPs and is #9 for Games Played.

The SwisArmySnot is the #1 Scoring Runt and the #4 Scorer on an Ogre team. He is the #1 Runt Star, #5 Most Games Played, and #5 Most Yards Rushing.

Other Ogre Legend and Super Star Snots

Badges Earned:

Ogre Badges

The Bros that Lift have earned the Big and Brawny badge 10 times in their history although several of these are rolling on from the previous accomplishment:
Games 178 to 188, 470 to 480, 471 to 481, 544 to 554, 545 to 555, 546 to 556, 640 to 650, 641 to 651, 642 to 652, 643 to 653.

The closed shop badge started with Game 1 vs. Mulots des villes. [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3893936]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3893936
Game 8 and Punch (+st block frenzy break tackling juggernaut of destruction) gets killed by a chainsaw playing down 500TV yay! gogogo Nuffle you sopping wet turdburgling piece of poo stuck to the rim of a toilet. [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894404]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894404
Game 15 and Dragon gets a serious concussion (-1AV) when I get diced in this game: [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894587]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894587
Game 25 and a close loss against some wood elves who are playing massively up in TV.

Thus far the Supernova badge has been earned for killing 13 different star players.

Star Players Slain:

Tournaments and Notable Games

XFL XI (2017) Ogre XFL and the Bro's that lift crash and I mean CRASH out in a horrible match vs. Doofr's ogres the Mighty Calins: [url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3898106]https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3898106

XFL XII (2018) Ogre XFL the Bro's make it to the 2nd round but lose out to the final winners

Its a shame I had high hopes for these ogres in that tournament.

Played a disastrous game here: [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3992241]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3992241 lost my best player in the 2nd turn to a non mighty blow block and the rest of the game followed suit. Probably cause I had such good dice the previous game. Cause you know dice averages and stuff... Shitty RNG :-(

The game is notable for another point. After the game the healthy legend ogre Lil'Bear was sacked for not having block or juggernaut. So was Battlelore 2018, no doubles in 4 rolls and a weak team means he cannot be carried anymore. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST baby.

The TV was trimmed even further with the sacking of Asteflix (niggled leader snot) and rolls1 (diving tackler)

Steroids have been brought, training plans updated to include HIIT and the team is heading to the gym and training pitch to work hard. There will be no play until the team is good enough.

Modified from NSL template by Balle2000.
Credit to Kondor for the Updated bio Team Logo. Thank-you very much.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Smash!Ogre5529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm 90002319140k (140+40k) 
2 KondorOgre5529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Grab, Multiple Block 52050424119140k (140+110k) 
5 Savage DragonOgre5629Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, +ST, Multiple Block, Stand Firm 280008751140k (140+110k) 
6Ogre No. 6Ogre5529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wrestle, Break Tackle, Grab 150103639140k (140+70k) 
7FearsomeRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 000000020k (20+0k) 
8 Aaron GoldeagleRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 800000020k (20+0k) 
9BloatRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 000000020k (20+0k) 
10Simple DanRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 200000020k (20+0k) 
11RotgutRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 300000020k (20+0k) 
12Going to Roll +AGRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 000000020k (20+0k) 
13RNG+2-1Runt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 500000020k (20+0k) 
14BratwurstRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 000000020k (20+0k) 
15GutrotRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 400000020k (20+0k) 
16Not so Simple DanRunt5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy 100000020k (20+0k) 
14 players  
Coach: ben_awesome Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 5  
Team Value: 1490k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1490k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:788 (88/110/590) |TD Diff:-1166 (507 - 1673) |Cas Diff:-599 (1534/747/323 - 2177/713/313)
Last Opponent: hurricane in a tea cup
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon151/0/140.5-1.91.7   0.9   0.3-2.8   0.9   0.7119k
Chaos Chosen344/7/230.7-1.91.2   0.6   0.3-2.5   1.0   0.419k
Chaos Dwarf364/4/280.6-2.01.6   0.7   0.2-3.1   0.9   0.570k
Chaos Renegades263/3/200.6-2.22.1   0.8   0.3-3.0   0.6   0.3117k
Dark Elf271/3/230.4-2.51.9   0.6   0.1-2.3   0.9   0.384k
Dwarf352/3/300.5-1.81.4   0.6   0.3-2.8   1.0   0.68k
Elven Union181/1/160.8-3.42.2   0.9   0.3-2.4   0.8   0.5-59k
Goblin4816/8/241.1-1.33.6   1.1   0.5-2.3   0.5   0.4198k
Halfling205/5/100.9-1.33.6   0.8   0.5-2.6   0.6   0.2277k
High Elf230/2/210.9-3.61.6   0.7   0.5-2.4   0.7   0.487k
Human603/8/490.5-2.01.7   1.1   0.3-3.0   1.1   0.4-18k
Khemri Tomb Kings607/16/370.6-1.51.4   1.0   0.7-3.5   1.0   0.444k
Lizardman363/2/310.4-2.11.8   1.1   0.3-2.3   1.1   0.5-4k
Necromantic Horror110/3/80.5-1.71.5   0.8   0.6-2.5   0.9   0.5-95k
Norse397/5/270.8-1.81.8   0.9   0.5-2.9   1.0   0.513k
Nurgle398/5/260.7-1.71.0   1.4   0.5-3.0   1.1   0.415k
Ogre267/4/150.9-1.33.2   1.3   0.7-2.5   1.0   0.3102k
Orc419/6/260.9-1.81.3   0.4   0.1-3.3   0.9   0.482k
Shambling Undead263/5/180.6-2.11.5   0.8   0.3-3.5   1.2   0.5120k
Skaven630/8/550.4-3.32.1   1.4   0.6-2.7   0.9   0.381k
Slann130/1/120.4-2.52.9   0.5   0.5-2.7   0.9   0.242k
Underworld Denizens141/3/100.7-2.23.3   1.3   0.4-3.2   1.3   0.282k
Vampire353/4/280.7-2.42.1   1.2   0.4-2.2   0.9   0.3-41k
Wood Elf430/4/390.6-3.22.0   0.9   0.5-2.2   0.7   0.39k
Total78888/110/5900.6-2.11.9   0.9   0.4-2.8   0.9   0.454k