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Do You Even LIFT, Bro
Roster [R] Ogre
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For Bro's that Lift, Heavy Lifting is now open!

Are your players weak?
Do they struggle to bench a snotling?
Need heavy objects for your players to lift?

Then look no further, the Ogres of Do you Even lift Bro? have joined forces with ReBlock to open a state of the art gym consisting of heavy objects and spiked boots for your players to train in.

Reblock putting the POW into blocks!

Current Staff

Fumbbl Ogre Record Holders

War is the All time #1 Star Player, #1 Most Casualties, #1 Most Blocks, #1 Most Games Played, and #8 Most MVPs

Eastwood is the All time #2 Star Player, #3 Most Casualties, #3 Games Played, #3 Most Blocks, #5 MVPs

Dirty Harry is the All time #2 Games Played, #2 Most Blocks, #2 MVPs, #4 Star Player, #4 Most Casualties

Lil Bear is the #5 Top Passer on and Ogre team and the #4 top passing Ogre. He also has #6 most MVPs and is #9 for Games Played.

The SwisArmySnot is the #1 Scoring Runt and the #4 Scorer on an Ogre team. He is the #1 Runt Star, #5 Most Games Played, and #5 Most Yards Rushing.

Other Ogre Legend and Super Star Snots

Badges Earned:

Ogre Badges

The Bros that Lift have earned the Big and Brawny badge 10 times in their history although several of these are rolling on from the previous accomplishment:
Games 178 to 188, 470 to 480, 471 to 481, 544 to 554, 545 to 555, 546 to 556, 640 to 650, 641 to 651, 642 to 652, 643 to 653.

The closed shop badge started with Game 1 vs. Mulots des villes. [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3893936]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3893936
Game 8 and Punch (+st block frenzy break tackling juggernaut of destruction) gets killed by a chainsaw playing down 500TV yay! gogogo Nuffle you sopping wet turdburgling piece of poo stuck to the rim of a toilet. [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894404]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894404
Game 15 and Dragon gets a serious concussion (-1AV) when I get diced in this game: [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894587]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894587
Game 25 and a close loss against some wood elves who are playing massively up in TV.

Thus far the Supernova badge has been earned for killing 13 different star players.

Star Players Slain:

Tournaments and Notable Games

XFL XI (2017) Ogre XFL and the Bro's that lift crash and I mean CRASH out in a horrible match vs. Doofr's ogres the Mighty Calins: [url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3898106]https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3898106

XFL XII (2018) Ogre XFL the Bro's make it to the 2nd round but lose out to the final winners

Its a shame I had high hopes for these ogres in that tournament.

Played a disastrous game here: [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3992241]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3992241 lost my best player in the 2nd turn to a non mighty blow block and the rest of the game followed suit. Probably cause I had such good dice the previous game. Cause you know dice averages and stuff... Shitty RNG :-(

The game is notable for another point. After the game the healthy legend ogre Lil'Bear was sacked for not having block or juggernaut. So was Battlelore 2018, no doubles in 4 rolls and a weak team means he cannot be carried anymore. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST baby.

The TV was trimmed even further with the sacking of Asteflix (niggled leader snot) and rolls1 (diving tackler)

Steroids have been brought, training plans updated to include HIIT and the team is heading to the gym and training pitch to work hard. There will be no play until the team is good enough.

Modified from NSL template by Balle2000.
Credit to Kondor for the Updated bio Team Logo. Thank-you very much.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 ColossusOgre6529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Break Tackle, +MA, Grab, Juggernaut 4902029589140k (140+120k) 
2 KondorOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Break Tackle, Guard 1902012345140k (140+70k) 
3 Complicated French Canadian...Ogre5519Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Block, Leap, Guard-ag62030476133140k (140+120k) 
4 Carlo PellegattiOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate 1000015140k (140+0k) 
5 WarOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Grab, Block, Multiple Block, Break Tacklem27001317614431140k (0k) 
6Hulk SmashOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate 3000102140k (140+0k) 
7suckstobemeRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 1200000020k (20+0k) 
8SimpleRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 000000020k (20+0k) 
9Lenny 'The Guvnor' McleanRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Catch 17000021020k (20+20k) 
10 Geralds offspringRunt5144Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, +AG, Catch, Sprint-av, n, m24060144020k (0k) 
11Peoples ElbowRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 601000320k (20+0k) 
12OuchieRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 100000020k (20+0k) 
13NotverycleverRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 000000020k (20+0k) 
14InYerFaceRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 700000020k (20+0k) 
15Knodors AltRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle 2601001820k (20+20k) 
16Tick tick BOOMRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Catch, Kick-Off Return, Diving Catch 51130143220k (20+70k) 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach:ben_awesome Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Ogre Fan Factor:5  
Team Value:1700k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:30000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:2070k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:754 (84/105/565) |TD Diff:-1124 (483 - 1607) |Cas Diff:-562 (1460/719/315 - 2083/678/295)
Last Opponent: Up The Boro
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon151/0/140.5-1.91.7   0.9   0.3-2.8   0.9   0.7119k
Chaos Chosen344/7/230.7-1.91.2   0.6   0.3-2.5   1.0   0.419k
Chaos Dwarf334/4/250.6-2.01.7   0.7   0.2-3.1   0.9   0.574k
Chaos Renegades253/3/190.6-2.12.0   0.8   0.4-3.0   0.6   0.2122k
Dark Elf251/2/220.4-2.61.9   0.6   0.2-2.2   0.9   0.384k
Dwarf352/3/300.5-1.81.4   0.6   0.3-2.8   1.0   0.68k
Elven Union170/1/160.7-3.52.4   0.8   0.4-2.5   0.9   0.5-62k
Goblin4114/5/221.1-1.33.5   1.2   0.5-2.4   0.6   0.3221k
Halfling205/5/100.9-1.33.6   0.8   0.5-2.6   0.6   0.2277k
High Elf230/2/210.9-3.61.6   0.7   0.5-2.4   0.7   0.487k
Human582/8/480.5-2.01.7   1.1   0.3-3.0   1.1   0.4-18k
Khemri Tomb Kings577/16/340.6-1.51.5   1.0   0.7-3.4   0.9   0.456k
Lizardman343/2/290.4-2.01.9   1.1   0.3-2.2   1.0   0.4-7k
Necromantic Horror110/3/80.5-1.71.5   0.8   0.6-2.5   0.9   0.5-95k
Norse377/5/250.8-1.81.8   0.9   0.5-3.0   1.0   0.528k
Nurgle398/5/260.7-1.71.0   1.4   0.5-3.0   1.1   0.415k
Ogre257/4/140.9-1.23.3   1.2   0.7-2.4   0.9   0.3128k
Orc409/6/250.9-1.71.3   0.4   0.2-3.3   0.9   0.485k
Shambling Undead253/5/170.6-2.11.6   0.8   0.3-3.6   1.2   0.5118k
Skaven620/8/540.4-3.22.1   1.4   0.6-2.7   0.8   0.482k
Slann130/1/120.4-2.52.9   0.5   0.5-2.7   0.9   0.242k
Underworld Denizens131/3/90.7-2.23.5   1.4   0.5-3.2   1.3   0.278k
Vampire303/3/240.6-2.51.9   1.3   0.4-2.2   0.9   0.3-14k
Wood Elf420/4/380.6-3.22.0   0.9   0.5-2.2   0.7   0.37k
Total75484/105/5650.6-2.11.9   1.0   0.4-2.8   0.9   0.459k