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Butterfly Crunchers
Retired [R] Goblin

The Butterfly Crunchers are an exhibition Blood Bowl team that combines a lack of athleticism, gamesmanship, and superior numbers to excite, disappoint and, often, injure their adoring fans wherever they go.

Over the years they have played more than 26,000 exhibition games in 122 countries and territories across the Bad Lands and Worlds Edge Mountains. They claim to have won at four of those games. Official statements from the NAF state that they dispute at least three of those 'victories'.

Their mascot is a Furry Bear named Gobbed'On. The fans hate him.

The team plays over 450 live events Old worlde-wide each year, and is currently owned by Jaxaz 'the paunch' Copperpinch.

No-one really knows how Copperpinch secured a toothpaste sponsorship; no-one really knows what toothpaste actually is.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Red
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   8 0 0 1 2 0 6/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
Boingy Pleal
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Sprint
   8 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
3
Bazooki ChopChop
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Pelican Zaguzzle
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Kleeto Kneeblaster
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Maxeek Peddleclamp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Zikgat Broadtooth
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Greeyx Cogtwister
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Kleexengaz Dampblade
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   8 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Fiik Gigawatts
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Kweexbilyx Groundsprocket
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Fizzwizz Bloiznork
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Blue
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Strong Arm, Guard
   8 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 150k
(110+40)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Jip Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1110k (±170) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (1/3/4) |TD Diff:-8 (4 - 12) |Cas Diff:-15 (7/3/1 - 19/4/3)
Last Opponent: Chaos Dunces
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Nurgle20/2/00.5-0.50.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.5   0.5-60k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.070k
Chaos Renegade10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Halfling10/1/00.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-6.0   1.0   0.0-30k
High Elf10/0/11.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   2.0-30k
Vampire11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-110k
Total81/3/40.5-1.50.9   0.4   0.1-2.4   0.5   0.4-36k