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TEAM BIO C-attle C-haos press conference 26.9.2019, 12:40, coach speaking: "We like that big red timeout-button. Looks tasty, like a carrot or a tomato. We will push it, if you take more than 4 minutes for a turn. Usually the crazy goat that will jump on that button will also shout something like "Meh-eh-eh-eh Taking more than 4 minutes is cheating möh-öh-öh-öh!!", with a crazy look in her eye. Don't get near a beast that acts like that..." Team started season 19 in Arizona as "Kill'Em All". Moved to Seattle in season 21. After dissappointing 8 games fired scapegoat QB Doug Bloodwin, most controversial roster cut in NBFL history, yet went undefeated until end of season. Ok, people seem to need more answers. We didn't like his silly face. Season 22: Division rivalry with stimme's blue orcs begins. We got infinite hatred for them. Season 24: Kill'Em Young creates the "Kill'Em Young foundation", which raises funds for Ex-NBFL-players with financial needs. Please donate now: https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=12044177 Undefeated regular season, defeated stimme's blue orcs 3 times, lost SB. NBFL: https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=6524&op=view New player names: https://www.seahawks.com/team/players-roster/ TROPHY ROOM Season #24: NFC conference champions (yes, this is a second place trophy) TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS Season 19: 6-2-6. 8th in NFC. 2nd in CAS. Hattrick Peterson the Mercyless = Best Fouler. Season 20: 10-4-0. Roark most CAS. #1 seed. Coach of the year. Best Apo Dr. Chaos Cavelowsky. Playoffs one and done vs. Weaklington pro elves. Season 21: A shitty first half, fired scapegoat Bloodwin --> strong second half. Missed playoffs by minimal margin. Season 22: Missed playoff due to massive elven BS. I shall have my revenge... Season 23: Regular season champ. Lost in conf. final to same cheating blue orcs. STAR PLAYERS Conzelman the Devourer - what a nice cow: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915667 Len Ford [Cle] - blitzing goat: http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915666 *** Did you know... - Original franchise name "Kill'Em All" is still our team's motto and hymn. - The hunt is on: 10 points for every dead/retired elf from stimme's team, and 150 points for killing king kaep, the wolf - which also ends the hunt. Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Tentacles, Stand Firm |
-ag | 126 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 22 | 13 | 119/ | 200k
(100+100)k |
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| 2 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player |
21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9/ | 80k
(60+20)k |
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| 3 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Sure Hands, +ST, Sure Feet, Side Step |
21 | 1 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 141/ | 210k
(60+150)k |
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| 4 |
Beastman Runner
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, +MA, Dodge, Guard |
21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 60/ | 160k
(60+100)k |
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| 5 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 80k
(60+20)k |
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| 6 |
Beastman Runner
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Sure Hands |
34 | 4 | 13 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 128/ | 180k
(60+120)k |
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| 7 |
Chosen Blocker
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4 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw, Tentacles |
-ma | 125 | 1 | 14 | 0 | 101 | 2 | Legend 255 |
220k
(100+120)k |
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| 8 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 37/ | 160k
(100+60)k |
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| 9 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player |
68 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14/ | 80k
(60+20)k |
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| 10 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Stand Firm |
28 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 46/ | 160k
(100+60)k |
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| 11 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Claw, Frenzy |
30 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 10 | 82/ | 190k
(60+130)k |
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| 12 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Horns Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut, Fan Favourite |
-ag | 125 | 0 | 14 | 2 | 115 | 2 | Legend 286 |
200k
(60+140)k |
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| 13 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Mighty Blow |
26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 19/ | 100k
(60+40)k |
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| 14 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dodge, Block, Guard |
33 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 33/ | 130k
(60+70)k |
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| 15 |
Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal Guard, Block, Tentacles |
m | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 39/ | 220k
(0)k |
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| 16 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 131 (73/31/27) | | | TD Diff: | 97 (223 - 126) | | | Cas Diff: | 349 (365/189/72 - 164/85/28) |
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| Last Opponent: KC Cows | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| Amazon | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 840k |
| Chaos Chosen | 7 | 3/2/2 | 1.3 | - | 1.0 | 2.4 1.4 0.3 | - | 3.6 0.4 0.4 | 94k |
| Chaos Dwarf | 7 | 5/1/1 | 1.4 | - | 0.6 | 3.6 1.1 0.1 | - | 0.7 1.3 0.1 | 316k |
| Chaos Renegade | 6 | 4/1/1 | 1.7 | - | 1.0 | 2.8 1.7 0.8 | - | 1.7 0.8 0.3 | 85k |
| Daemons of Khorne | 2 | 2/0/0 | 1.5 | - | 0.0 | 3.0 1.5 1.0 | - | 1.5 1.5 0.0 | 560k |
| Dark Elf | 5 | 3/1/1 | 1.6 | - | 1.2 | 1.8 1.8 0.8 | - | 1.0 0.4 0.2 | 136k |
| Dwarf | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.5 | 4.0 0.5 0.5 | - | 0.5 1.0 0.0 | 430k |
| Elven Union | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 1.5 1.5 1.0 | - | 1.0 0.5 0.0 | 220k |
| Goblin | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 5.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 4.0 2.0 0.0 | 610k |
| High Elf | 21 | 7/5/9 | 1.2 | - | 1.3 | 2.6 1.6 0.5 | - | 0.9 0.5 0.2 | 89k |
| Human | 3 | 2/0/1 | 1.7 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 1.3 0.3 | - | 1.3 0.0 0.0 | 300k |
| Lizardmen | 5 | 2/3/0 | 1.4 | - | 1.0 | 3.4 1.2 0.2 | - | 0.2 0.6 0.4 | 110k |
| Necromantic Horror | 16 | 8/5/3 | 1.5 | - | 1.2 | 1.6 1.3 0.4 | - | 2.1 0.6 0.4 | 130k |
| Norse | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.5 | - | 1.5 | 1.5 1.5 1.5 | - | 2.0 3.0 0.5 | 445k |
| Nurgle | 11 | 3/6/2 | 1.2 | - | 1.1 | 1.3 1.5 0.6 | - | 2.3 0.9 0.4 | 285k |
| Ogre | 9 | 9/0/0 | 4.6 | - | 0.1 | 7.8 2.0 1.1 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 946k |
| Old World Alliance | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 2.0 0.0 | 130k |
| Orc | 5 | 3/1/1 | 1.6 | - | 0.6 | 2.4 0.6 1.2 | - | 0.6 0.6 0.0 | 352k |
| Shambling Undead | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.5 | - | 1.5 | 2.0 0.5 0.0 | - | 3.0 1.0 0.5 | 865k |
| Simyin | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 2.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | -340k |
| Skaven | 6 | 4/2/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.2 | 3.5 0.7 0.5 | - | 0.3 0.0 0.0 | 677k |
| Slann | 3 | 1/0/2 | 1.0 | - | 1.3 | 2.7 2.3 0.3 | - | 0.7 0.7 0.3 | -117k |
| Tomb Kings | 4 | 4/0/0 | 2.3 | - | 0.0 | 2.0 1.3 0.3 | - | 1.0 1.5 0.0 | 588k |
| Underworld Denizens | 5 | 4/1/0 | 2.2 | - | 0.8 | 3.0 2.4 0.6 | - | 0.6 0.2 0.2 | 878k |
| Vampire | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.5 | 3.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.5 | 420k |
| Wood Elf | 2 | 1/1/0 | 1.5 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 0.5 1.0 0.0 | 600k |
| Total | 131 | 73/31/27 | 1.7 | - | 1.0 | 2.8 1.4 0.5 | - | 1.3 0.6 0.2 | 318k |