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⚰️Dead Men Walking⚰️
Retired [L] Zandri



Chief Slave:
Razmus the Weary

Race:
Zandri
Khemri stars

Dead Men Walking

With origins literally forgotten in the mists of time, their sleep disturbed by those that would reveal treasures long locked in the tombs of the fallen. They seek to hide that which would be revealed... and probably knock some heads.

Don't be put off by their size. They're big, bony pussy cats... they don't win, and usually fall apart when facing any competition.

Hmm... I think I now understand why pyramids are decorated with so many gold knick-knacks... it's to get the treasury spent!
2019-07-15 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Catastrophe. Lost 370k gold.
2019-09-12 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Major Incident. Lost 160k gold.
2020-03-07 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Major Incident. Lost 130k gold.
2020-07-23 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Catastrophe. Lost 260k gold.
2020-10-14 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Major Incident. Lost 170k gold.

SRecordNotes
P0-0-1Pharoh Hokhbe injured and unable to start at the beginning of season three.
32-1-4Finished fifth of eight in the Builders East Division
P0-1-0Played another undead team to a standstill.
43-1-3Pharoh Hokhbe killed. Khortytsa the Hook killed. Finished in a three way tie for third out of eight in the Eastern Division.
P0-0-2
53-0-4Fifth of nine in the Upper Division. Lost the fifth slot for the playoffs to treasures and player awards.
61-1-5Seventh of eight.
84-3-4Eighth of eleven. Game six: Khortytsa II the Hooker killed, and the opponent coach gloated before the body was even off the field.
P0-0-1[SL]UMBBL Cup V
91-3-2
2-0-1		Fourth of eight in upper division. First appearance in the playoffs. Lost in finals.
100-2-3
0-0-1		Truly a pathetic showing. Fourth of seven in upper division. Second appearance in playoffs.
111-3-2Fifth of seven
150-0-0
Season Eight
Golden Gauntlet of Ixlsis (blocks)
Pharoh Semerus		108
Season Six
Golden Gauntlet of Ixlsis (blocks)
Pharoh Semerus		79
Season Four
Golden Gauntlet of Ixlsis (blocks)
Pharoh Semerus		81
Season Three
Golden Mace of Ixlsis (casualties)
Pharoh Semerus		8
Golden Gauntlet of Ixlsis (blocks)
Pharoh Semerus		85
NSL template by Balle2000.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pharaoh Hesthepsut
Tomb Guardian Ancient
3 5 1 9
Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Dodge, Guard, Break Tackle, Stand Firm
   51 0 0 0 27 8 94/ 240k
(130+110)k
  
2
Pharoh Semerus
Tomb Guardian Ancient
3 5 1 9
Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Tackle, Break Tackle, Stand Firm
 m 63 0 0 0 43 5 111/ 230k
(0)k
  
4
Khortytsa IV the Hookless
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   9 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
5
Anem-Sem
Catch-Ra
7 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Regeneration
Block, +AG, Side Step, Dauntless, Sprint
   58 2 25 0 4 2 95/ 210k
(90+120)k
  
6
Ahmose-Inhapi
Catch-Ra
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Regeneration
Block, +MA, Side Step, Diving Catch, +MA
 -ma 53 0 19 0 0 5 82/ 210k
(90+120)k
  
7
Smerahtok IV
Throw-Ra Slave
6 4 2 7
Jump Up, Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, +ST, Kick-Off Return
   42 10 5 1 1 7 64/ 190k
(80+110)k
  
8
Dherquii II
Throw-Ra Slave
6 3 2 7
Jump Up, Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Block, Tackle
   17 2 0 0 1 5 29/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
9
Ta
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Dauntless, Tackle
   53 0 0 0 7 4 34/ 110k
(50+60)k
  
10
Tama
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle, Dauntless
   63 0 0 0 13 4 46/ 110k
(50+60)k
  
11
Tamaji
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   16 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
13
Dotamje
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   31 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
14
Dotae
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 1 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
 -ag 62 1 0 1 4 2 21/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
15
Do
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
   29 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Ul
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
   25 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Zandri Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2130k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:64 (16/15/33) |TD Diff:-33 (71 - 104) |Cas Diff:26 (103/40/24 - 74/45/22)
Last Opponent: Bastion of Bronze
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Araby10/0/11.0-2.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0230k
Avelorn21/1/02.5-2.01.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.025k
Black Ark22/0/02.0-1.01.5   1.5   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0540k
Border Princes20/1/10.5-2.02.5   1.0   0.5-1.5   1.5   0.5-60k
Clan Eshin61/1/41.7-2.73.2   0.7   0.5-1.0   0.3   0.2100k
Daemons of Slaanesh50/0/50.2-2.01.0   0.6   0.6-1.4   0.4   0.4-84k
Dryad10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.0400k
Engineers54/1/01.8-1.00.4   0.4   0.2-2.8   0.4   0.2-230k
Ethereal10/0/11.0-4.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.080k
Half-Elf20/1/11.0-1.52.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5-40k
High Elf10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-20k
Ka-Sabar20/2/01.0-1.01.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.5   1.0275k
Khorne21/1/01.5-0.52.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   1.5   0.0-225k
Kurgan21/0/10.5-0.52.5   1.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   1.0395k
Kurnous32/0/11.7-1.02.3   0.3   1.3-1.0   0.7   0.0133k
Lahmian11/0/03.0-0.02.0   2.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-120k
Nippon50/4/10.8-1.21.4   0.2   0.4-0.6   0.4   0.6246k
Northern Nippon41/0/30.8-2.01.5   0.3   0.5-2.5   0.3   0.3-410k
Pirates of Sartosa10/0/10.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.0200k
Rasetra20/2/00.5-0.51.0   0.0   1.0-0.5   0.5   0.5120k
Sea Elf40/1/31.3-2.00.5   1.0   0.0-1.3   0.0   0.358k
Sisters of Sigmar50/0/50.4-2.01.4   0.2   0.4-1.6   0.8   1.2-2k
Sons of Stromfels10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0610k
Were21/0/11.5-1.52.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-140k
Witch Elf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.01010k
Zoat11/0/02.0-1.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0110k
Total6416/15/331.1-1.61.6   0.6   0.4-1.2   0.7   0.355k