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Necrophilia United
P [L] Shambling Undead

<BIG><B>Club records:</b></big>
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<B>Battlecry:</b> "Necrophilia - Victimless crime!"
<B>Biggest win:</b> 4-0 vs Malmö FF
<B> Biggest loss:</b> 0-2 vs Green Mad Cows
<B> Most casulties inflicted:</b> 6 vs Legends of UFC
<B> Most casulties taken:</b> 4 vs Ekerö Saints
<B>Highest Gate:</b> 96 000 vs Skaunska Dvaergar
<B> Lowest Gate: </b> 38 000 vs Legends of UFC
<B> Most games w/o win:</b> 2
<B> Most games w/o loss:</b> 5
<B> Most wins in a row:</b> 3
<B> Currently:</b> 5 games w/o loss
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<BIG><B> Player Records:</b></big>
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<B>Most tds:</b> 18 Jack Hammer (R.I.P.)
<B>Most casulties:</b> 21 Rocco Sigfriedi (R.I.P.)
<B>Most completions:</b> 30 John Holmes
<B>Most mvps:</b> 4 Randy West
<B>Most sps:</b> 84 John Holmes
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<BIG><B>Club history:</b></big>
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<B> Season 1: </b> Finished in the middle of div 1 östra

<B> Season 2: </b> 2nd in division 1 östra, got promoted due to dropouts.

<B> Season 3: </b> Winner of Svenska Ligan!
3-0 in the finals vs Pennybridge kneesmashers
Finished 2nd in Allsvenskan Östra.
Played Carlton United in the "Champions cup" . 3-3

<B> Season 4: </b> We missed the playoff. A major dissapointment for us
Finished 3rd in Allsvenskan Östra.
In the "friendly"-game between season 4 and 5 we lost two players and
were forced to retire a third one. It was our top-mummy Rocco and
our top-scorer Jack Hammer that was killed.

<B> Season 5: </b> Winner of Allsvenskan Västra after going undeafeated through the group.
Lost against Legends of UFC in the semi-final with 1-2.
Season 5 was the last for our beloved team,.
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<B> Season 6: </b> There will be no season 6 for the undeads. The team is on a pause, they might return at some time or they might not
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rocky Hard
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block
   6 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 150k
(120+30)k
  
2
Ron Jeremy
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Multiple Block
   26 0 0 0 19 2 48/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
3
TT Boy
Wight Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
+MA, Tackle
 n 26 1 4 0 6 1 30/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
4
Randy Spears
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle, Kick
   26 3 1 0 3 3 27/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
john Holmes
Ghoul Runner
8 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Sure Hands, Pass, +MA, Sure Feet
 n 26 30 11 0 3 3 84/176 190k
(70+120)k
  
6
Troy Hardwood
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Pass
   5 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
7
Dirk Diggler
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
   25 1 0 0 0 3 16/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
8
Max Hardcore
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   26 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Buttman
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   26 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Lee Boner
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Fat Stand
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   26 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Randy West
Ghoul Runner
6 4 3 7
Dodge
Block, +ST
 -ma, m 8 1 3 0 0 4 30/31 140k
(0)k
  
13
Will Humping
Wight Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
+MA, Frenzy
 n 23 0 4 0 3 2 28/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
14
John Humpalot
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
   22 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
15
Jay "18-inch" Ramones
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Dick Ferguson
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Marley Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 16  
Current Team Value: 2090k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2230k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:26 (13/7/6) |TD Diff:19 (53 - 34) |Cas Diff:38 (31/28/7 - 17/7/4)
Last Opponent: Legends of UFC