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Racing to Valhalla
Retired [X] Norse

<u><font color="red"><h1>We want to die... but we're taking you with us</h1></font></u>



Racing to Valhalla came out of Norsca on a mission: To die honourably on the field surrounded by the corpses of our opponents.

The team apothecary is forbidden to heal ANYONE who dies and his only job is to keep injured players going long enough to fulfill their violent quest. No player may ever be retired. Death is the only path available for these warriors.

<u><font color="red"><h3>Warriors Feasting In Valhalla</h3></font></u>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5858844"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/minotaur.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5858859"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/lineman.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5861647"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/minotaur.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5863192"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/lineman.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5858846"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/blitzer.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5864624"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/minotaur.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5858851"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/lineman.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5877919"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/minotaur.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5858847"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/blitzer.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5881945"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/lineman.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5879068"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/norse/minotaur.png"></a>



My Foulosophy:

I will foul you excesively, continously and if possible every damn turn.
I will hope every single one of these fouls produces a kill.
I will be glad if your regen/ apothocary work because it means i can have another go.
I will foul your skillless rookie zombie if he is the only guy i can get to for no other reason than i love to foul.
I will foul your favorite legend even when your apothocary is gone, even on t16 just because i like to kill nice players.
I will cry like a little girl with a grazed knee when LRB5 nerfs dp.

However:

I will respect your right to say no to me.
I will respect your right to play how you want to play.
I will cheer just as much (if not more) if you kill my best players.
I will annoy you by chatting too much to you sometimes.
I will accept most offers if it looks like a fun game.
I will always try to make sure people are aware of my policy before i play them. i really would rather only play people who know what they are getting into.


Oh and 1 more thing... fouling does not make me big tough or clever. it just makes me very very happy
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(90)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Stand Firm, Dodge, Guard
n 19 0 2 0 6 3 33/ 170k
(150)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
n 8 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 110k
(104)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(95)k
 
5
Blitzer
5 3 4 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+AG, Guard, Mighty Blow
-ma 20 6 3 0 8 2 41/ 170k
(178)k
 
6
Lineman
6 4 3 6
Block
+ST
-av, m 20 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 100k
(0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Guard, Dirty Player
  21 2 1 0 1 2 17/ 100k
(133)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  21 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 70k
(105)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
+AG, Sure Hands, Tackle
  21 12 5 0 3 2 43/ 130k
(140)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  17 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 70k
(105)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
n, m 15 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  15 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(105)k
 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: paulhicks Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (5/6/10) |TD Diff:-12 (19 - 31) |Cas Diff:23 (47/28/8 - 28/21/11)
Last Opponent: Outcasts Of The Caribbean P.2