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History:

Season 12
The team got their introduction into WIL and started out promptly by being totally destroyed by high elves. 3 niggles and a dead beastman left the rest of the season just trying to survive and climb back to 11 functional players.


Season 13
Second season in the regionals went much better and the skills and players gained in the first season helped to make the team strong and ensured promtion into the conferences.


Season 14
Conference level opposition was certainly a step up, and after mixed results the team was barely denied promotion. In hindsight this might have been a better choice anyway, because now they get another season to build up for the Premier.


Season 15
Start of the golden age for this team, undisputed victory in the conference and some very nice skill rolls make the team ready to face the awesome challenge that is Premier.


Season 16
The first season in the Premier division sets the team against many formidable opponents including Legends of Soul, an older chaos team with a fearsome clawed warrior. However, in the match we tie the game in score and win the attrition war by causing 2 casualties. 2 tied games and one defeat are enough to make it impossible to win the season, but the team has grown even stronger.


Season 17
This season was the one where we had all the keys to take home the title, and we started out strong outscoring everyone in total TD's until the second last round. But a challenger had risen, and Zombificus' rats proved our undoing. Low TR and dismissed by pundits they racked up seemingly impossible wins one after another, and defeated us first face-to-face and then took the victory by the smallest possible margin.


Season 18
Another season, another silver medal.


Season 19
The Curse continues, we had a shot at winning this season until the last game but it was not meant to be. In the process we lost all our good players.


Season 20
This was the season of decay for our team, losing games and players finally shifted us from our beloved 2nd spot. More violent decay was faced in the WIL Grand Tournament that claimed the careers of 5 players.


Season 21
First season in the new client and we start out really beat up with only 10 players and sporting a few niggles on warriors. Not optimal.


Season 22
Starting out as one of the weakest teams in Prem, the team is only a shadow of its former self. Inducements will be key to this season survival. This was the season of horrible dicings, most games were lost because of critical snakes or similar shenanigans. Time to rebuild in conferences.


Season 23
Demoted to the Gryphon Conference the team finds out it is arrayed against a dazzlingly diverse opposition.

Season 24
In the Lion conference with some tough looking teams, but we will try to ascend back to Premier if possible. After a closely fought season the team ends up first and gains promotion to Prem, where they will be one of the highest TV teams next season.


Season 25
This season the team finds a perfect rhytm and goes on to win all the 9 games to take the championship. Making a total of 45 cas might have helped a bit. There were some close games and some that were less so.

Season 26
Worst.Season.Ever.

Season 32
Coming back from a long break after fumbbl got broken for me. Starting back in the regionals.

Season 33
Got promoted to Lion Conference that looks like a very hard place to be. Then one player goes AWOL and the team gets lucky at the right times, culminating in the last match where the minotaur goes BEAST MODE and scores 2 TD's while killing a legend wolf on the second last turn, in a typical show of totally unnecessary chaos roughness. Next season in the Premier again.

Season 34
Back in the Premier and things kick off nicely against our old nemesis Pine Valley, but after that consistend injuries and losses culminating in a total beatdown by PeteW take us out of the running early in the season. Looks like relegation, but we manage to make a comeback in the last games and hang onto our prem spot by a very small margin.

Season 35
Hard season that culminates in a really tough last game where we barely maintain our 6th spot and remain in the Prem.

Season 36
Back on almost perfect form, we secured the Premiership title with 7 straight up wins, then started slacking and ended the season with tie and a loss. We also reached a massively overweight TV ending the season at 2470 with a full team and coaching staff.

Seasons 37-39
Forgot to update this, but we managed to hang in the premiership each season but failed to achieve anything of importance.

Season 40
Despite the coach trying to throw the season several times including the last game that needed a win, nuffle wills that chaos should win the Premiership.

Season 41
Some early disappointments left us hanging around in the bottom of the premier for most season, and only some fortunate events managed to keep us barely in the sixth place to remain. We also took part in the URN for a second time, killing some elves and winning our game but unfortunately lost one skilled beastman on last turn.

Season 42.
Oops missed one, managed to hang out in the top half but at a steep cost. Many old players died, including the legend minotaur who was retired after crippling injuries.

Season 43.
Victory! Truly exciting season where the end result was contested by Azure and Bill-BJJ all the way until the last game, where we managed a rare win over the rats to seal this season with a comfortable 1 point lead on orcs.

Season 44.
Ongoing.

Season 45.
The team does well and is placed in the top half of the Prem again, but coach is really tired and calls for a break. We will be back.

Awards:

This team got second place in the Premier on seasons 16, 17, 18 and 19, so I guess they could name the silver medal "Stonetroll second place of shame award" or something


Stars:
Ronski A ball carrying beastman, sadly his elf-disappoing career was ended short by ageing.

khosse The epitome of standard chaos warrior, not spectacular or anything but a reliable grinder of enemies.

Mindflayer The second part of the "Golden age" duo of extra-strong warriors. During season 18 he got into serious arguments with MolestaTHOR over team captaincy, who promptly benched him for the season and threatened to break his knees if he showed up on the field. However, after Irn-bru showed up with 2 hired stars he could not stand idly and showed up anyway. Even the team captain was impressed with his performance after all those prima-donna antics, and allowed him to retire with his knees still intact.

nikow Last of the original players, he survived 58 games before succumbing to age. A hybrid player that was the bane of elves both with ball-handling and mighty tackling ability. His last casualty was a dead wardancer(apoed), which is the right way to go.

theWille The teams first ever claw RSC player started out anonymously by being typical los fodder for the first 10 or so games. When he skilled claw on first skill he was on the fast track up, especially after rolling another double next. However, his stardom was as fast as furious and burned him out soon. Occasionally cassing out half the opposing team tends to do that, and only after avoiding hurt on pitch for 22 games he still managed to pick up two niggles and an early retirement.

MolestaTHOR The second +ST warrior of the first generation, he survived 57 games without an injury until a lowly goblin ended his career with a boot. Great and crucial player who decided many games almost by himself, now the team will have to look elsewhere for leadership.

CB I know cpomb legends are the trailer park of legends in the CRP era, but still this beastman deserves a mention. Not to forget he picked grab before claw just to mess with elves, especially the Pine Valley Cosmonauts. He played for over 120 games over 4 years before being ended by a regular block from an elf, and was closing in on the all-time basher record too.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beastman Runner
6 3 4 8
Horns
+AG, Block, Sure Hands, Kick-Off Return
  29 9 12 0 1 2 57/76 160k
(60+100)k
 
2
Cbd
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
m 14 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(0)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Diving Tackle, Guard
  16 1 5 0 1 4 38/51 170k
(100+70)k
 
4
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 7
Horns
Block, Hail Mary Pass
-av 9 1 2 0 0 3 22/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
5
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 8
Block, Diving Tackle
-av 24 0 2 0 5 2 26/31 150k
(100+50)k
 
6
Muj
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  16 3 0 0 1 0 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Diving Tackle, Guard
  26 0 3 0 3 4 35/51 170k
(100+70)k
 
8
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  23 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  34 1 8 0 5 1 40/51 120k
(60+60)k
 
10
Kp
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  15 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
11
Beastman Runner
5 3 3 7
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Pro
-av, -ma 94 2 8 0 66 6 Legend
188
180k
(60+120)k
 
12
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
  70 2 0 0 3 2 18/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
13
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9 m 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 100k
(0)k
 
14
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
16
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Claw, Juggernaut, Block
  20 0 0 0 18 1 41/51 220k
(150+70)k
 
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Stonetroll Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2080k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 440k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:261 (146/39/76) |TD Diff:140 (410 - 270) |Cas Diff:429 (536/294/137 - 307/171/60)
Last Opponent: SWL Fun Police