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Dead Rat Walking
P [L] Khemri Tomb Kings
<div id="container"><div id="header"> </div><div id="intro">Such is the existence of the rat that adequate means for disposing of the deceased is vital to sustaining a habitable warren, not that corpses aren't fun to have around, it's more of a space issue.

So, foreseeing this potential problem when taking on the mantle of coach of the <a href="?page=team&op=view&team_id=418779">Swampies</a>, <a href="~Barre">Barre</a> decided to find an appropriate disposal site for his expired players. In hindsight, the ominous looking pyramid down the street around the corner and past the used car yard was probably not the best choice. The remains had an undesired tendency to relocate unassisted.

However, there is always a silver lining, and after the announcement of the competitive retirement of the Swampies coach Barre did not have to go far to determine his next venture. Always being the hippie type he realised he'd get into the recycling business, then was born "Dead Rat Walking"!</div>
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Progression: Standard
1Blistitch StainTomb Guardian4519Regeneration, Decay 0000000100k (100+0k) 
2Blistule the DiseasedTomb Guardian4519Regeneration, Decay, Stand Firm, Block, Frenzy 2301013134100k (100+80k) 
3 Bilefost StainTomb Guardian4519Regeneration, Decay, Block, Break Tackle 3400014028100k (100+50k) 
4 Bilefislik the DecrepidTomb Guardian5519Regeneration, Decay, Block, Frenzy, Break Tackle, Tackle, +MA 6601040398100k (100+140k) 
5Nurglus PussAnointed Blitzer6328Block, Regeneration 300000090k (90+0k) 
6Scetto the ClawAnointed Blitzer7328Block, Regeneration, Tackle, +MA 20151212790k (90+50k) 
7Trin StabbAnointed Thrower6327Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands, Block 1311020870k (70+20k) 
8Festikch CarbuncleSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 200000040k (40+0k) 
9Sorzek the CrookedSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 500001540k (40+0k) 
12Infectecay PussSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block, Diving Tackle, Tackle 22051133440k (40+70k) 
13Thrus of Foul PeakSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block, Tackle 47120311840k (40+40k) 
15Vermecay the UnwellSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 700001540k (40+0k) 
16Stifink SneekAnointed Thrower6337Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands, +AG 9400021470k (70+40k) 
13 players  
Coach:Barre Re-Rolls (140k):3  
Race:Khemri Tomb Kings Fan Factor:14  
Team Value:1760k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:10000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1770k Apothecary:No  

Games Played:68 (29/15/24) |TD Diff:-1 (78 - 79) |Cas Diff:161 (135/104/49 - 65/50/12)
Last Opponent: Hngri-Hngri Lizzies