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When da wurld first started dere was Krumpin'. An' as da big bright fingy came up ova da earf, Krumpin' was da wun who picked up sum mud an' made da first of wot we now calls "da Ogres". An when da Ogres wuz made, Krumpin' got iz bestest buddy (iz name wus called Splattin') to breathe into da moufs of dem so dat they would wiggle around. An' dat woz how Krumpin' an Splattin' got dere name. So now dat da boyz 'ad dere name, dey decided to take on da wurld an' dat wuz in da form of da SWL: Da boyz 'as made a gud start to da leeg, wot wif krumpin' sum squishy 'oomies an' lizardy fings. Deys 'ad some gobbos dyin' on dem an' wun of da big guys got splatted by dem tricksy ded boyz. But dens dere wuz sum times when da gobbos wuz runnin' to da uvver end, which made da coach happy. Along da way dis lil' wun gots 'imself into da history books as bein' a dirty git, wiv da third place in da SWL rekords. Da boyz as been tolds to stay in da same divishion where dey belongs after da furst seeson, as dis wuz just da warm up. Nows dey can gets real krumpin’! Da coach ante 'appy. Da boyz ad a bad seeson, wot wiv all of da gud lil' squishy gobbos dyin' on 'em. So dey didn' get too much krumpin' in, uvva dan da krumpin' dat was 'appenin to dem. Dey ended da seeson way down on da furst time round, but is lookin' gud for next time. Dis is gunna be da time wen da boyz shine! So da boyz as been redeemin' dem selfs afta a bad seeson 33! Loads of da squishy wunz got demselfs hurt or retired, but deys ain't matterin' so much no more. Insted da boyz 'as been livin' up to dems name an' splattin' dere way to sekund place in da leeg. Deys is slowlie makin' dere impakt both in da rekord books an' on da opposin' teems, speshully wen dey krump dere way to da win! Haw haw haw. Da boyz is brimmin' wiv konfidence now dat da dey 'as mooved to da big boyz leeg. Da next seeson deys is gunna shine! Well, da boyz ante dun bad fer dere first try at da Confs. Deys has been makin' too many draws an' not enuff wins, but deys 'as given a gud showin' of demselves, an dey duns lotsa hurtin' on da way! Unforchanately dey 'as lost sum real gud boyz along da way, an gots a bunch more of dem who is gettin' old an ante so gud no more. Howeva dey as set sum more rekords along da way an' is wun of da bestest Ogre teams eva to 'ave graced da SWL leeg. Da next seeson is da big make or brake run for da boyz an' dey is lookin' fer nuffink uvva dan a promotion. Da coach 'as faith in dem ta get krumpin' all da wimpy teems dey facin' next time round! Anuvva bad seeson for da boyz, nuffink 'as gone rite an' dis 'as seen da coach finally throw in da towel. He was finkin' dat da sackin' of da star Ogre Splattin' 'as made da boyz un'appy, and deyz just ante performin' like dey shuld be. Itz been da little guyz leadin' day way all seeson, an' da ladz ante got it in dems no more. Unable to face the stress of anuvva cull, da boss coach 'as called dem quits an put da team out to pasture. Da boyz is now sunnin' demselves in da SWL fringe, gettin' in sum of dat retirement fingy before da coach presses dem back inta service to do sum more livin' up to dere names sakes - Krumpin' an' Splattin’. Dis wunz who got krumped   <table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr align=center style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th colspan=6>Da Twahn rekords</th></tr><tr class=odd><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=32">Seeson 32:</a></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7058600">Bronze slippa - fastest gobbo</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=33">Seeson 33:</a></td><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=33"></a>Nuffink, da boyz wuz rubbish</td></tr><tr class=odd><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=34">Seeson 34:</a></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7058574">Bronze Star - cleva'ist Ogre</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=35">Seeson 35:</a></td><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=35"></a>Nuffink, da boyz wuz rubbish</td></tr><tr class=odd><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=36">Seeson 36:</a></td><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=36"></a>Nuffink, da boyz wuz rubbish</td></tr></tbody></table> <table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr align=center style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th colspan=6>Howz dey has dun so far</th></tr><tr class=even><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=32" title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXXII</a></td><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=26230" title='Tournament Page'>Southern Blight's Regional League XXXII</a></td><td>3/1/3</td><td>6th</td></tr><tr class=odd><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=33" title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXXIII</a></td><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=26709" title='Tournament Page'>Stinkers Regional League XXXIII</a></td><td>2/0/5</td><td>9th</td></tr><tr class=even><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=34" title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXXIV</a></td><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=27134" title='Tournament Page'>Vanguards Ark Regional League XXXIV</a></td><td>5/1/1</td><td><img src="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/silver_small.png"></td></tr><tr class=odd><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=35" title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXXV</a></td><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=27649" title='Tournament Page'>Manfred's Funeral Gala Conference League XXXV</a></td><td>1/4/2</td><td>5th</td></tr><tr class=even><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=36" title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXXVI</a></td><td><a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=28037" title='Tournament Page'>Manfred's Funeral Gala Conference League XXXVI</a></td><td>2/0/5</td><td>6th</td></tr></tbody></table> |
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Ogre
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4 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Piling On |
-ma, -av | 49 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 7 | 73/76 | 230k
(140+90)k |
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| 2 |
Runt Punter
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 150k
(150+0)k |
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| 3 |
Ogre
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6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate +MA, Break Tackle |
n | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/31 | 190k
(140+50)k |
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| 4 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 3 | 7 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Dodge, +AG |
-av, -av | 53 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 11 | 109/176 | 280k
(140+140)k |
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| 5 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Block, Break Tackle, Guard |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 33/51 | 210k
(140+70)k |
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| 6 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Stand Firm |
43 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 4 | 61/76 | 220k
(140+80)k |
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| 7 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Break Tackle, Guard |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21/31 | 180k
(140+40)k |
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| 8 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 9 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 10 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 11 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
11 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 12 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 13 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 14 |
Gnoblar
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6 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Dirty Player, +MA |
34 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 19/31 | 80k
(20+60)k |
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| 16 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 55 (16/9/30) | | | TD Diff: | -37 (50 - 87) | | | Cas Diff: | 27 (78/47/28 - 79/35/12) |
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| Last Opponent: Booger Wonderland | |||||||