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Malapropism Mania
P [L] Chaos Dwarf
A team like this doesn't take its chances of glory for granite. It believes in strong team development following the age old adage; making a man a fire will only make him warm for the night, but setting a man on fire will make him warm for the rest of his life...
You can't stop it:
This is "Malapropism Mania".

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Taken for GraniteBull Centaur Blitzer6428Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Jump Up, Tackle-av720120436152130k (130+110k) 
2The Abdominal SnowmanBull Centaur Blitzer7439Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, +AG, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Fend, +MA 65476193267130k (130+160k) 
3Snow ChanceChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless 371001175870k (70+80k) 
4Self Defecating Comment Chaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skullm800000070k (0k) 
5What Are You Sinking About?Enslaved Minotaur5528Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal 1000102150k (150+0k) 
6Intensive PurposesChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Piling On, Grab 6902038611270k (70+110k) 
8Jumped the gumHobgoblin Runner6337Wrestlen1611001940k (40+20k) 
9Car pool tunnel syndromeChaos Dwarf Blocker4318Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Juggernaut-av, n, -ag6900153513370k (70+110k) 
10Urinarilly IncompetentHobgoblin Runner5437Dirty Player, Wrestle, +STn, -ma65130454340k (40+90k) 
11Book SuppositoryHobgoblin Runner6337Dirty Player 1631000640k (40+20k) 
12Extrasensory ConceptionChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm 710001044070k (70+60k) 
13EggCornsChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 100000070k (70+0k) 
14Scheduled OutrageHobgoblin Runner6337Diving Tackle, Block, Tackle 30310163840k (40+70k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:BeefyGoodness Re-Rolls (140k):3  
Race:Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:2100k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:310000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2170k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:75 (37/21/17) |TD Diff:34 (116 - 82) |Cas Diff:92 (144/70/25 - 93/40/14)
Last Opponent: Urban Nightmare