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Even A Stool Can Win With Orcs
Roster [B] Orc

Team Founding:
2516

Fight song:


Team Motto:
Boot it, throw it, crush it (elves)

Even a Stool Can Win With Orcs
Stumpz the troll decided one day that he would like to play "dis her dum neefankled fing wot calt der bludball", in what was an uncharacteristically loquacious moment for him. Thinking that there was no way he was playing for "dem grin luzers" (that'd be goblins), he decided he'd sign up with a local Orc team, since he'd heard "even a stool could win with orcs"...








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Sprints!




Stumpz's dearly departed team-mates wot he wun wif:
Rugbu Trentgore, was clawed to death by filthy stinking Nurgle, before the team even knew wot dey wer.
Crisn Kikkinbootz, bashed by some egyptian mummy fing. Wot da hell.



Players wot Stumpz is glad to have seen the back of:


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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Gorbad DorfburnerBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard 5000131780k (80+40k) 
2Varun GhoulhewerBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard 20000522080k (80+40k) 
3Lothrun HobbitcruncherBlack Orc Blocker4429  1900001580k (80+0k) 
4Wort BiledrinkerBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard 20010511880k (80+40k) 
5Orok VilehuskBlitzer7339Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, +MA 20130623280k (80+70k) 
6Kinav DepbrowBlitzer6439Block, Mighty Blow, +ST 11050412880k (80+70k) 
7Wrotuz KindragBlitzer6339Block, Guard, Tackle 9050112280k (80+40k) 
8Ginug UglymawBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard 200101323980k (80+60k) 
9Gerrum BootitLineman5339  000000050k (50+0k) 
10Rushin' KikkitLineman5339  1300010250k (50+0k) 
12Sleekit FlyahGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000040k (40+0k) 
13Stumpz Da StoolTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Dodge, Pro 200008331110k (110+90k) 
12 players  
Coach:ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Orc Fan Factor:4  
Team Value:1610k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:20000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1610k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:20 (9/4/7) |TD Diff:7 (24 - 17) |Cas Diff:27 (29/15/6 - 12/6/5)
Last Opponent: Freeze !