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Even A Stool Can Win With Orcs
Retired [B] Orc


Team Founding:
2516

Fight song:


Team Motto:
Boot it, throw it, crush it (elves)

Even a Stool Can Win With Orcs
Stumpz the troll decided one day that he would like to play "dis her dum neefankled fing wot calt der bludball", in what was an uncharacteristically loquacious moment for him. Thinking that there was no way he was playing for "dem grin luzers" (that'd be goblins), he decided he'd sign up with a local Orc team, since he'd heard "even a stool could win with orcs"...








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Stumpz's dearly departed team-mates wot he wun wif:
Rugbu Trentgore, was clawed to death by filthy stinking Nurgle, before the team even knew wot dey wer.
Crisn Kikkinbootz, bashed by some egyptian mummy fing. Wot da hell.



Players wot Stumpz is glad to have seen the back of:


Adapted from NSL template by Balle2000.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  7 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
m 22 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 120k
(0)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  21 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  22 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, +MA
  22 1 6 0 6 2 41/ 150k
(80+70)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, +ST
  13 0 5 0 5 1 30/ 150k
(80+70)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
  11 0 5 0 1 1 22/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
8
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
  22 0 1 0 15 2 43/ 140k
(80+60)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 3 9   15 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Dodge, Pro
  22 0 0 0 9 3 33/ 200k
(110+90)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1730k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (10/4/8) |TD Diff:7 (27 - 20) |Cas Diff:33 (32/17/9 - 13/7/5)
Last Opponent: Modernists