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Roster [L] Tomb Kings

"HA HA!"

Faas throws down the newspaper article in front of Ealasaid. "I just finished dropping off like a dozen Zombies on their door step." Faas continues snickering as he begins catching up on his tomb chores.

Ealasaid reads the article. Rigorus Mort are looking to make a new Blood Bowl team for the SWL League. Interesting... "Hey Faas." "Yes Elly?" Ealasaid cringes and balls his fist at his undesired nick name. "This is kind of exciting." Faas turns around, "I would have said 'humorous' more so than exciting but I did get a cheap thrill knocking and running after luring the Zombies there".

Ealasaid rolls his eyes. "No, I mean Blood Bowl. SWL. I watch this on cabalvision. All we do around here is sacrifice virgins, clean up, and the occasional less bloody ceremony. I think this 'Frank' fella is on to something. I think we should make a team too."

Faas is looking at Elly, if he had an eyebrow, he would raise it to properly express his bewilderment. In an exaggerated thinking posture, Faas straightens and walks over to their chanting acolytes in training. "Hey guys." Chanting continues. "Peeps." monotonous harmonised droning is unperturbed. Accepting the non-existent challenge, Faas gets on his knees and joins the chant - "Omminay, Gabor is gay, licks Hadassah in a freaky way. On their knees, begging please, wearing robes is such a tease." Noticing the silence, Faas open his eyes to see the young Acolytes torn between obeisance to someone in authority, and willing to sacrifice him in the next ceremony. "So... Can either of you guys throw a foozball?". Gabor and Hadassah look at each other then look back "What's a foozball?" Faas knows Elly is watching in amusement, drums his fingers where his patella ought to be, shrugs and says "Close enough, you guys can be our Throw-Ra's. Now do us a favour and summon some boners would ya?"

Hadassah whispers to Gabor "Boners?" "He means Skeletons, I hate him, but we have to do what he says."

Ealasaid used to frown upon Faas and his unprofessional ways, but he does 'liven' up the place. "I think I will expand upon your idea Faas," Ealasaid collects the ceremonial awakening gong and strides towards the Alter of the Lamenting Watchers. The pedestal in which is stained red from centuries of ceremonial sacrifice. Of which stories have been scrawled upon walls to instill fear and horror to the masses. Ealasaid steps upon this fabled and legendary alter of the ages which looks down upon the four sarcophagi of Death, Destruction, Carnage and Chaos. The tingling sensation of awe fills as he raises is arms, and strikes the gong. A mystical reverberation seemingly travels down and echoes in every corridor and chamber. Ealasaid fills his long-decayed lungs with superfluous breath and deeply intones: "Crepes and ice cream!"

Silence...

Dust explodes from the seams of 3 sarcophagi. Rock solid lids weighing tonnes impossibly flip off and embed themselves ominously. Ealasaid hops down from the pedestal and knocks and the 4th tomb "Oi!" "Gimmie 5 more minutes" is muffled back at him.

Faas and Elly look around. 3 raised mummies, 2 retired warriors, 2 acolytes, and a bunch of boners. "Right!" says Faas with tone of smug, self-satisfaction. "Where do we buy us a foozball then?"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Aapo
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1+ - 9+
Decay, Regeneration
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
2
Babatunde
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1+ - 9+
Decay, Regeneration
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Cadmael
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1+ - 9+
Decay, Regeneration
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Daewon
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1+ - 9+
Decay, Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
Ealasaid
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2+ - 8+
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
   4 0 0 0 2 1 9/20 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
Faas
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2+ - 8+
Block, Regeneration
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Gabor
Anointed Thrower
6 3 2+ - 7+
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Hadassah
Anointed Thrower
6 3 2+ - 7+
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Block
   5 1 2 0 0 0 7/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Ib
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2+ - 7+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Jaakko
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2+ - 7+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Kacper
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2+ - 7+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/20 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Lael
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2+ - 7+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players
Coach: LictorZ Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Tomb Kings Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1180k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1180k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 5 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1240k

Games Played:5 (0/3/2) |TD Diff:-6 (3 - 9) |Cas Diff:3 (11/1/0 - 5/3/1)
Last Opponent: Cripple Peak Stone-Stealers