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Kobrin Kites
P [L] Kobrin Kites
“I’ve got a way to get us out of this one horse town”
“Donkey, the mayor’s fine charger, it’s a donkey not a horse”
“I don’t care, do you want in? We’ll make our fortunes!”
“OK, what hair brained scheme you thinking of this time?”
“Bloodbowl! We’ll set up a team, we’ll be brilliant!”
“We’ll get ourselves killed”

"Where you think you gonner get a team anyway"
"Already got one, come on boys"

*Jaw drops*
"You recruited the church choir! We're all gonner get killed!"

Exhibition Match vs Nordland Twilight Knights
A 0-1 loss, Leonid “Scrapper” Hlibov suspected dead but recovered to play again, Myroslav “Muscles” Irchan retired, now in training as an Apocathary.
After a defeat Father Andriy Kuzmenko the Priest won't see this happen again, pulls his kit on over his ample belly,
"You need someone to hold the line, I'm too old for running but the centre field is mine!"

Game 1,
Twinkle Toes and the Viking score for a 2-0 win,
Father Andriy Kuzmenko proves his worth with two cas,
Leonid “Scrapper” Hlibov badly hurt but comes back with a fury (+1ST),
Game 2,
Scraped a 2-1 victory with TD's late in each half,
Myroslav “Muscles” Irchan finished his Apo training the team now has a Physio. The Viking lost his life playing the game he loved.
Game 3,
Beaten comprehensively by Magritta Monsters 2-0,
Bonus Oleh “The Bull” Kowerko turns pro.
Game 4,
The Kites played badly, beaten 1-0 by Twilight Knights,
On the bright side came out without any injuries, but dropped into the bottom half of the table.
Game 5,
A 2-1 Victory over the Crusaders. Twinkletoes is filling out nicely (+1ST)
Pavlo “Elbows” Hai-Nyzhnyk forced into retirement (-1ST) and Vasyl “Vodka” Holoborodko killed, recruited Sister Euphemia of the Five Wounds.
Game 6,
Match played in a blizzard, Kites failed to score after receiving in the first half, Ballers ran home after escaping the centre field melee. Sister Euphemia made a brave dash to attempt to equalise but was blitzed to the ground. Recruited Lech Walensa a Pro thrower. Kites remain mid table (4th).
Game 7,
A tough 1st half, Kites came out on top and secured 2-1 win, good end to the season

Game 1,
Tough match against Nachthafen Nighthorrors, Kites had the advantage with 5-0 Cas including an RIP, but couldn't stop a second half equaliser from the Nighthorrors.
Game 2,
A comprehensive 3-0 win by the Kites, 2 TD'd from Sister Euphemia and 1 from Twinkle Toes. Kites win pool B on TD's and Cas
The Final!
Kites vs the unbeaten Sailors. A close game, Lobber put in an awesome performance with exploding runes before fumbling and Killing Oleh the Bull,
Lech a pro player killed immediately after left the Kites struggling and led to a 2-1 defeat.

Game 1,
2-1 Defeat to the Praag Ballers, Close match but a pattern which would pan out for the season.
Game 2,
Another 2-1 Defeat this time to Skaag Hills Lynch mob. Kites struggled with heavy casualties.
Game 3,
2-1 Defeat to Montford Manglers, the Kites really struggling in the swamps.
Game 4,
The undefeated Wolfenburg Sailors and another 2-1 defeat for the Kites.
Game 5,
A promising start against Los Cabos Sabrecats but the Kites can't bring it home 1-1 but not a defeat.
Game 6,
Last match of the season proper bring on the Magritta Monsters, Kites are back on form, 3-0 victory, where was this for the last 5 games.
Play Off,
The Kites are on fire. 5-0 Victory with Slava the Eagle starring with 4 TD's, now with 2 heads he's looking for even more next season.

Game 1,
Wolfenburg Sailors, Still reigning Champions, Closer than the 4-1 drubbing sounds but out classed by the sailors again.
Game 2,
Magritta Monsters, Always a good game, Went into this met twice and a win each, close match Kites sneak a long pass for 1-0 half time, Monsters score quickly in the 2nd, Kites manage to force home for 2-1 victory.
Game 3,
Hasselhund Hounds, Kites get a solid start 2-1 up at half time, poor second half, Father Andriy injured, the Bear hiding in the bar, 3-2 loss.
Game 4,
Praag Ballers, 2-1 Defeat Ballers now have 3 out of 3 wins against the Kites.
Game 5,
Wolfstone Crusaders, Another 2-1 defeat Kites finish bottom of the league.
Game 6,
Play off vs D'Epee Devils. A 2-1 victory but a very poor season for the Kites.

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Progression: Standard
1Brother 'Hands' Ivan(P) PRO 6-2-4-86248Dodge, Leader, Accurate, Dump-Offn232731235740k (40+90k) 
2Brother Volodymyr(A) PRO 8-3-4-910349Block, +MA, Dodge, +MA 185804142140k (140+80k) 
3 Father Andriy Kuzmenko(S) PRO 3-4-2-93429Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dodge, Stand Firm, Grab 340002488860k (60+140k) 
4Dykyi Kaban(A) PRO 6-3-3-96339Block, Dodge 20010111090k (90+20k) 
5Deacon Vorbis(G) PRO 6-3-2-96429+ST, Block 26010522340k (40+70k) 
6Oleksandr “Big O” Oles(G) Local 4-2-2-94229Block, Tackle 3500032160k (0+40k) 
7 Fizgog the Magnificent(A) PRO 5-3-3-95339Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Dodge 1300000060k (60+20k) 
8Chuck Zhenchenko(P) Local 4-2-3-84238Leader 230000000k (0+20k) 
9 Serhiy “Zero” Zhadan(G) Local 6-2-2-76227Dirty Player 350000000k (0+20k) 
10Ihor “Slugger” Pavlyuk(G) Local 6-2-2-86228Block 360002040k (0+20k) 
11Mikhailo 'Sacker' Drahomnov(M) PRO 6-3-4-86358Leap, +AG 51300115100k (100+40k) 
12Dmitri 'The Bear' Pavlov(G) PRO 3-5-1-93519Block, Claw, Guard, Tackle 270003216140k (140+50k) 
13Milligan(G) PRO 5-4-2-85428Block, Tackle, Frenzy 23010553870k (70+60k) 
14Anders 'Angry' Andersson(G) PRO 4-4-2-84428Block 1700000060k (60+20k) 
15Sister Euphemia of the Five...(A) PRO 7-3-4-87348Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Jump Up 295131547680k (80+110k) 
15 players  
Coach:AdyBrooke Re-Rolls (80k):2  
Race:Kobrin Kites Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1920k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:170000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1920k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:36 (14/4/18) |TD Diff:-1 (52 - 53) |Cas Diff:25 (41/40/11 - 44/17/6)
Last Opponent: Helmgart Ratcatchers