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sacrifice a goat to Nuffle for
Roster [R] Dark Elf

A team founded on the conterfactual assumption that surely Nuffle will look with greater favour on a team that offers sacrifices and respect to the fickle God. So far Nuffle has repaid the attempt with 4 dead Dark Elves in the first 4 games. Notably killing of "Making it to legend" in his first game as well as "scoring the winning touchdown" who never achieved his ambition. Nuffle also in a fit of Irony ensure that "surviving to retirement" would get his wish by crippling the player in the teams first bloddy match. The team reasoned that this is because so far no goats have actually been sacrifices and so attempted to do this to the beastman incontrovertibly . The Beastman AKA Goat somehow failed to appreciate the necesitty of his sacrifice and wriggled free in the last moment, and has sworn vengance on the team.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
a double pow on a -2d block
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
+MA
   4 1 2 0 3 0 13/16 130k
(100+30)k
  
2
a stat increase
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
+MA, Dodge, Strip Ball
   4 1 3 0 3 3 31/51 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Not dying in my first match like my ill-fated predecessor
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
surviving this match
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
not snakeeyeing the pickup roll
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Block
 m 4 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 100k
(0)k
  
8
my opponent casing himself on a block
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
a frankly ludicrous level of luck
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
no measurable effect at all apparently
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
David Bluerock
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Sean Dirtyspike
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
19
Sean Fastfield
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
20
Harold Deepshield
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Khaltan Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1140k (±170) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (2/1/1) |TD Diff:1 (6 - 5) |Cas Diff:0 (5/4/0 - 2/3/4)
Last Opponent: Breaking All Moulds