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Tranemo Terrors
P [L] Nurgle

Good villains make for great stories

1-2-3! Fanta-och-Nurglé!

Until recently, Tranehof was home to a regular Blood Bowl team, Tranemo BBF, a division 6 team consisting mostly of aged and overweight has-beens from the local Blood Bowl scene. However, one day an incredible stench overtook the entirety of Tranehof and nobody has seen any of the Tranemo BBF players since! At the same time, a coach in a gimp mask and an elf in sunglasses started showing up and unloading boxes full of suspicious-looking sports drinks before every practice.

Rumour has it that these two simply came in, bought the team for an undisclosed by large sum of gold - north of 700 000 pieces according to some, and started training a new team. Locals have alerted the police who showed up in just a fortnight, but couldn't get close due to the stench.

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Kobin RaasFertil-Bredrik

Article from The Bloating Bugle, Jul. 30th 2518
After a strong start in the Westrogothia Conference of Season VII, presenting a 3-0-0 record, the Tranemo Terros were placed in the Elite Division of LÖBBL VII. There, they lost only to fellow Nurgles Svenska Som Steppar BK, and finished second in the group, meaning the Terrors got a high seed in the play-offs. They picked Mighty Crusaders of Nässjö as their first round opponents, and from there beat Randiga Rustningar and Mindaugas to advance to the finals, where the blood sucking Marbäck Fangastic Four waited.

The final game was a show of how to not play Blood Bowl, but after 16 turns, Tranemo Terrors were the only ones to have scored a touch down at all. This reporter got a few words in with the star of the team, Leif Lokaltrafik.

Congratulations on your victory! How do you feel?
Feverish, as usual. A slight tingling sensation in all limbs, and my throat is a bit sore. I must've had one too many Fanta-och-Nurglé again.

Ha ha! Any comments about your contributions to the final game?
Well, I did what I always do. I pick up the ball, and I run, and we win.

How's your neck?
Perfectly fine. They try to kill me, they try to break my neck, but obviously I'm not that easy to stop!

Rumour has it that the Terrors are already signed up for next season. Only time will tell if they can repeat this year's feat, and perhaps even beat the other Nurgle team next time.

N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Daniel DecimeradRotspawn4519Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Guard, Block 120000420140k (140+50k) 
2 Arne AlkoholismBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw 3800017559110k (110+80k) 
3 Åke ÅngestBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw 3800016452110k (110+80k) 
4 Sven SnöröjningBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 3800010650110k (110+60k) 
5 Erik EnsamhetBloater4419Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow-ag360009333110k (110+60k) 
6 Leif LokaltrafikPestigor6448Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Sure Hands, +AG, +ST, Block, Kick-Off Return 38114013114480k (80+150k) 
7 Sam SophämtningPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Wrestle, Tackle, Two Heads 38040533780k (80+60k) 
8 Ulf UtflyttningPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Frenzy, Tackle 380512849380k (80+100k) 
9 Simon StrömavbrottPestigor6337Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle-av351501435980k (80+80k) 
10 Tommie LillfingerRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1400000040k (40+0k) 
11 Pontus PolismyndighetRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player 3600011740k (40+20k) 
12 Krille LaCrocsRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 600000040k (40+0k) 
13 Super Mario FrylénRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1000000040k (40+0k) 
14 David ColdhammerRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Kick 2710011840k (40+20k) 
15 RagnarRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1500000040k (40+0k) 
16 Micke Ko'ssRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1400000040k (40+0k) 
16 players  
Coach: RobinKaas Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 11  
Team Value: 2340k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 1210000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2340k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:38 (20/5/13) |TD Diff:15 (55 - 40) |Cas Diff:92 (73/39/20 - 19/13/8)
Last Opponent: Falköpings Mejeri (Old)