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UTEP Party Minors
Retired [L] Nurgle



Mascot:
Kheg Tappa

Race:
Party Animal
G

iving up any pretense of being a premier academic institution, the UTEP instituted a program of heavy recruiting amongst party animals. All players were encouraged to take a minor in the new 'Party' curriculum. The instructors recruited to teach the first year course, 'PRTY 101: Intoxicants', are a Who's Who amongst the inner circle of professional athletes and rock stars.

While several of the players for the UTEP Party Minors joined the team during open tryouts, many of those players have a decidedly unhealthy cast about them; often seen shambling down the field. The team has also announced an open door policy; offering to recruit from the opposition during active games!

It is fairly obvious that UTEP only has an athletic program as an excuse for the parties and tailgates.
Former rivals of the Cantucky Wildcats [S38]
Former rivals of the [NCBB] FlaSt Delfinoles [S34-36]
Former rivals of Appalahcian State Hillbillies [S36]
Former rivals of the Isha-ana State Sycamores [S32]
Team Trophies
Season 36

Salty Tears Bowl
Player Awards
Season 36
Levi Carlson
"Murder That" Award


Graduates
NamePositionSNotes
Leroy SausageRotter33NBFL S25/#54 Drafted to Cincinnati Hydras as a Dark Elf Lineelf
Paul PoundstonePestigor33#8 All time rusher
NBFL S25/#25 Draft to Los Angeles Glams as a High Elf Thrower (deceased)
Andrei "The Brick" RomerezBloater33NBFL S25/#49 Drafted to Manglesota Vile Kings as a Orc Black Orc Blocker(retired)
Angus "The Viking" SvensonBloater33NBFL S25/#46 Drafted to Hot Arizona Sticky as a Nurgle Bloater (retired)
Peter "da Wall" IpsteinBloater33NBFL S26/#31 to Destroit Lynels as a Bull Centaur (deceased)
Renée GagnonPestigor35NBFL S26/#20 to Warpstone Bay Ratscallions as a Gutter Runner (deceased)
Amani "Handsy" DanjumaRotspawn35NBFL S26/#9 Drafted to Kansas City Thiefs as a Pact Minotaur (retired)
Wyatt "Bull Dog" SimmonsBloater36Early Graduate. NBFL S28/#56 Drafted to Cleaved Land Bedlam as a Chaos Warrior
Luke 'Ice Man' NorthBloater36NBFL S28/#48 Drafted by WAS(xelron) as a Bloater (deceased)
Leo "Lionhart" EricksonBloater37NBFL S28/#50 Drafted by PHI(robocoyote) as a Chaos Warrior (deceased)
Aidan "The Stump" RogersBloater37NBFL S27/#67 Drafted to Khornsas City Khows as a Chaos Warrior
Andrew "Twinkle Toes" HosfordPestigor37NBFL S27/#18 Drafted to Warpstone Bay Ratscallions as a Gutter Runner
Levi CarlsonPestigor37NBFL S27/#49 Drafted to Carolina Pythoness as a Witch Elf (deceased)
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NamePositionClassMajor
1Drake JacksonSpeedbump41CivE
2Reiko SatsumaDa Boot40ECON
3
4Dutch VivirPunching bag41PSCI
5Angus Feiser41JOUR
6
7
8Dan "da Man" CohenQuarter Back39ASTP
9Hyong Chang-MinRecruiter41PSY
10Angel 'Deacon' MartinezReceiver39THE
11Anton "Crazyeye" HermansenTackle41MATH
12Ângelo Teixeira CoelhoFull Back41THE
13Sean "Anger Issues" Cox Guard41CHAO
14Brandon MarshallGuard40MSCI
15Maddox "Iron Head" HallGuard41Dance
16Ethan 'Booger' Smythe Center39ENG
SeasonRecordNotes
S30 Non-AQ2-0-6Rough start, but a few new players were recruited from other schools.
S31 TBB1-4-4Tossed into the deep end, just struggling to survive in the cutthroat world of college football.
S32 TBB3-4-2
0-0-1		Invited to the Fireball Fire Bowl, which we lost.
S33 TBB2-4-1
0-0-1		Invited to the Planter's Goober Bowl, which we lost.
S34 TBB2-4-4Freshman recovery, and couldn't get all the elves to stop moving.
S35 TBB0-6-4Can't keep up with the stat-freaks produced by other programs.
S36 TBB4-2-4
1-0-0		Invited to and won the WaffleHouse Salty Tears Bowl
S37 TBB5-4-1
0-0-1		Maybe won the BB conference, lost Killer Lite Bowl.
S38 TBB0-4-6Freshman recovery again. Fouled too often in game seven - No bowl game for UTEP.
S390-0-0UTEP missed the filing date.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drake Jackson
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Reiko Satsuma
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Mighty Blow
   30 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
4
Dutch Vivir
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   18 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Angus Feiser
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Dan "da Man" Cohen
Pestigor
6 4 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+ST, Block, +AG, Sure Hands
 n 32 2 11 0 1 5 62/ 210k
(80+130)k
  
9
Hyong Chang-Min
Pestigor
6 3 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+AG, Block
   10 4 2 0 1 3 27/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
10
Angel 'Deacon' Martinez
Pestigor
7 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Extra Arms, +MA
   31 2 1 0 3 4 31/ 150k
(80+70)k
  
11
Anton "Crazyeye" Hermansen
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
12
Ângelo Teixeira Coelho
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   10 0 0 1 2 1 11/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
13
Sean "Anger Issues" Cox
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   9 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
14
Brandon Marshall
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   21 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
15
Maddox "Iron Head" Hall
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard
   10 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 150k
(110+40)k
  
16
Ethan 'Booger' Smythe
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Stand Firm, Block
   32 0 0 0 6 5 37/ 210k
(140+70)k
  
13 players  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1820k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 1160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:87 (20/32/35) |TD Diff:-27 (79 - 106) |Cas Diff:106 (129/58/25 - 46/38/22)
Last Opponent: NotreShameFightin'Elvish