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Blood-Blitzers
Roster [R] Orc

The Blood Blitzer's hail from the heights of the Mad Dog Pass in the Word's Edge Mountains. The team was formed after the Great Orc Chief Mysblak Shatterscream was informed by a captured trader that the Mad Dog Pass was known to the outside world as "Happy Fairy Trail". Shatterscream, upon hearing this bellowed a tremendous war cry and cut the poor human in half with his dinner knife (dinner that night was giant snake, so he needed a big dinner knife). "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!" he thundered, "We must make the paleskins fear the hordes of the Mad Dog Pass! We are not Happy Faries! We are angry, green, murderous sunnsabit**es and the world's gonna bloody know it!"
So Shatterscream drew his trusted advisors to him and they plotted deep into early dawn. Travellers still say there is an odour of burnt earwax in the pass after this all night thinking binge.

What came out of this strategizin was threefold: 1) Mandatory crucifiction of all pale-skins who travelled through the pass, 2) A declaration of war versus the Old World, and finally 3) The formation of the Mad Dog Pass Blood Blitzers.
The Blood Blitzers, under the tutelage of coach Nerfic Bunnypuncher, were tasked with teaching the world to fear the orc tribes of the mountains, by savagely and utterly whipping the *censored* out of the civilized world's Bloodbowl teams and hopefully razing each town after the game. If the game proved to be destructive enough to town, soldiery, and populace, the Mad Dog Army would then come in for a loot and burn session as a celebration.

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Graxor Gwarstorm
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
2
Garok Goblingutter
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Mighty Blow
 -av 9 0 0 0 9 0 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
3
Warblin Sack
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   9 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
4
H.P. Shovecraft the II
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Vishnak Veincutter
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   9 0 1 0 5 3 28/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Vaclav Venomspewer
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   4 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
7
Blork Ballripper
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, +AG
   9 0 8 0 0 0 24/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
8
Drego Dread
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
9
Lothar Leperbeater
Lineman
5 3 3 9   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Lorcas Lechlord
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Crom Skullcrusher
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 110k
(80+30)k
  
13
Dunderpate
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
14
Bandersnatch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: BunnyPuncher Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1550k (±230) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (7/2/0) |TD Diff:12 (16 - 4) |Cas Diff:26 (15/10/5 - 0/4/0)
Last Opponent: In the Marinade