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Annoying Elfs
Retired [X2] Elf

Many Elfwomen thought it was time for a change.
They left their homes to annoy BloodBowl players all over the world.
These Elfwomen are here to have some fun, and annoy you where they can, so watch out.

This team will only have Catchers and Linewomen to annoy with, no Blitzer or Thrower will ever join the <i>Annoying Elfs</i>.

Women that will have a stat decrease or niggling will be retired in most cases.
They will be assisting the coach, so he well be distracted by all the beautiful women around him.

Here is an overview of the skills these Annoying Elfs will get when they get better and more annoying:
<i>(These skills are in no particular order.)</i>

<b>Skill Development Catchers:</b>
<b>Shadowing</b> <i>We will follow you where we can</i>
<b>Side Step</b> <i>We will stand in your way where we can</i>
<b>Diving Tackle</b> <i>You will go down, even if it means we go with you</i>

<b>On Doubles:</b>
<b>Jump Up</b> <i>Nothing more annoying then an elf that doesnt stay down</i>
<b>Dump Off</b> <i>Just to be sure you will never get the ball</i>

<i>If they survive long enough they will get skills to keep them alive like Block & Dodge</i>

<b> Skill Development Linewomen:</b>
<b>Diving Tackle</b> <i>You will go down, even if it means we go with you</i>
<b>Pass Block</b> <i>Just to be sure that we can annoy you if you managed to run away</i>
<b>Side Step</b> <i>We will stand in your way where we can</i>

<b>On Doubles:</b>
<b>Jump Up</b> <i>Nothing more annoying then an elf that doesnt stay down</i>

<i>If they survive long enough they will get skills to keep them alive like Block & Dodge </i>

<i>(If any of this Annoying Elfs gets a stat increase, the coach will develop a new plan for their skills.)</i>


Skills that might be chosen after they received all skills above:
<b>Kick</b> <i>We want the ball there, so it's gonna be there</i>
<b>Sure Hands</b> <i>When I finally have the ball, it will be mine and no-one else will get it</i>
<b>Strip Ball</b> <i>Just give me that ball, girls always get what they want right?</i>
<b>Pilling On</b> <i>We like to be on top of you</i>
<b>Leap</b> <i>We go, where we want to go</i>
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tsukasa
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(128)k
  
2
Deedlit
Catcher
8 3 4 6
Catch, Nerves of Steel
 -av, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(0)k
  
3
BunBun
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(128)k
  
4
"Shooty"
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(128)k
  
5
Pirate
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(50)k
  
6
Stellvia
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
7
Kiyomi
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
8
Spellforce
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
9
Naga
Lineman
5 3 4 7 -ma, m 1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(0)k
  
10
Neko
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
11
Lava
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Woodstock Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 890k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/0/2 - 2/2/0)
Last Opponent: LustAdicts