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ORCS, BEWARE... and consider carefully before challenging... read the looooong match reports below... Arggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! (Edit: We beat Pigstar´s orcs. So be careful!) <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=development&team_id=302260">Development of the team</a> <font color="blue">----------------------------------ROTTEN_HEAVEN--------------------------------------------------- </font> Our only real player so far...<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3558012">Jean of Jealousy</a> ... but why did I pick big hands??? In game 56 our great shiny player <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3659112">Son of a butch</a> died with 78 spp after 40 games on a onedice-block from one of Wolter´s chaos dwarves. A pity. But we took revenge and killed a bull afterwards! <font color="blue">----------------------------------ROTTEN_HEAVEN--------------------------------------------------- </font> Winners of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=17606">SMACK Pro CLX</a> 2nd Nurgle Team ever to win a SMACK Pro. Winners of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=21889 ">SMACK Elite CCLXVIII</a> <div><span><input type="button" value="Show Game Comments" style='width:150px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;' onclick="if (this.value == 'Show Game Comments') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'Hide Game Comments'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Show Game Comments';}"></span><span><div class="alt2" style='margin: 0px; width:400px; border: 0px solid;'><span style='display: none;'> "Jean was now convinced, he had taken the role as the teams absolutely most important player. With 2 TDs and the mvp in the last game, he knew his value. In the shadows he contacted an agent who could get him close to one of the famous chaosteams... He had never liked the nurglings and their weird behaviour. And the beasts... uhhhh.... scary... Perhaps one day he could leave... he knew he was the ballhandler in the team. But who could help him. Now that Avatar of Avarice was killed by a graceful orc-throwers hand, who in the team could help him.... Jean lay sleepless the whole night, and in the morning he knew what to do. A plan was beginning to take shape in his head..." After 2-0 against Powerlock Drool 061111 "Never before the reporter had seen the tears of rotters and nurglings. Dhaktokh had fired people everywhere, he was so frustrated. Their first loss ever! Dhaktokh was a madman. Ok, Envy had died, but it happens... Dhaktokh did not listen... AND THEN he fired Slotharen and Widow of Wrath because they could not line up for the next match. Dhaktokh had from the beginning of the game been furious, blood pumping so it looked like he was about to explode. He didnt even have the courtesy to talk to the other coach either during or after the game properly, one of his famous landmarks, to have fun, but no! Dhaktokh swore an OAT TO REVENGE THE ORCS... he actually made clear that every time from now on that there were orcs in the way, THEY WOULD NEVER REJECT A GAME VERSUS ORCS, AND ALWAYS FOUL AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. 13 games without a loss... and then this. He talked about Stoneage, bribed refs, horrible players, himself as the worst coach on the planet... Even the beast cried now. The reporter fled in fear, promising himself to switch job and start all over as a gardener, far away from weird beings... And Jean was so lonely, so lonely... the plan evaporated as quickly as it came. Now it was all a matter of survival!" After the teams first loss ever, after 14 games, vs Blackrock Crushers 061111 "When it was reported to Jeans mum about the horrible death of the teams one and only starplayer, she knelt and swung a gallon of acid in the face of the coach. Running from their swamphut, screaming, tumbling, he realised that Nothing could be as before... the he past away... Jean had been the star and the city had a time for sorrow for 8 days... a ridiculous hit (some mean folks said that she fell over too easily, perhaps being druged before) and then one of those nasty hitters. He was hated everywhere, Vichel... Vichel... Vichel... the tiny thrall had apparently brought a knife on the pitch. Everyone agreed, probably for the first time ever. Vichel had a knife! Yes! Directly after the game Dark Gentlemen (bah! They had a hitter, gentlemen... bah!) had put up the record so everyone could see who did the kill. Coach was down, noone knew if he was to survive, or if the team was to be split, and only time could tell." After 3-0 versus Dark Gentlemen 061121 "A few weeks had passed since the last game... Dhaktokh had been at a skinkmedic and was barely alive. The team had stumbled over a great opportunity to gain control of the village of Eslov, and carried Dhaktokh to the side of the pitch, so he could lay there and scream out his orders. It had worked, sometimes he forgot to tell the beast and the rotters to deliver hard blows but it had worked nicely. Suddenly Altered by Anger who had got possesion of the ball stopped right before the TD line. Didnt move an inch for 4 rounds. The rest of the team shouted and tried to save him as good as they could, holding the elves on the ground. But a lonely elf dodged with grace, hit Altered, and picked up the ball in his last turn. In the last turn, Son of a butch killed Wantio (shitty apo) and Purple pride did a mighty blow on his opponent. Sloths companion of Mistake didnt hesitate, when he recieved the ball he ran to the line and scored, the last thing that happend in the game. But what had happend... Dhaktokh had fainted and Altered (stupid as he is) didnt do a single thing! Dhaktokh once again had to see the medic, since the team hated the "real" apos of the game. The whole night they had a huge party in the village of Eslov." After 2-1 versus Lothern Seamen 061205 "A whole month had passed and the players had taken themselves a huge break. Since there was no other assistant coach to yell at them they had become fat and lazy very quickly. Not to mention the strategies. But coach had survived the 12th facial surgery, looked horrible, some said worse than the beast! A slow start, a quick kill of one of the explosive little lizzards. For a great part of the game Oblivion was under with 0-1. But after a massive shout and scream attack from coach they woke up, prayed to nuffle and played at their maximum skill. And it gave result. Last turn touchdown, with a massive rotterblitz to open up for a free beastman. The lizzards had one turn left, and with quicksnap, some nice blows and moves they were close to a draw. Atleast the coach was sweating badly at this time. No improvments on the players were made, but a very nice winning made it possible to buy the last rotter for the team. They were now playing as a big family, with no huge stars, maybe this was the winning alternative for this team who had 12 retired players in 20 games! Maybe... but they didnt forget their oat to revenge the orcs. Never!" After 2-1 versus Lizzards are girls best friend 070105 "First challenge by an orcteam after the vendetta versus the orcs!!! Arrggghhhhh.... finally. Coach Dhaktokh had warned the other coach before of their cruel behavior, that we would foul all orcs (even though coach hates it) but only orcs. But we didnt have too. The strength of Oblivion´s heroes had quadrupled and some lucky KOs started of the game. 2-0 and we had fun, but the other coach was furious. Only met one coach like this before. But coach stepped up, said what he thought, and it was complete silence from there on. One TD in each half, and the frenzied party afterwards was mad between the nurgled. They had been scared before the game, but a dead BOB (the opponent´s first retired player so far) and another -av on the tough greenskins made them extremely happy. The oat contines... below is the gamereport from well... yes.... the orcs... MUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (That was one with matches where i want say about cheats, hacks etc, i will never more play against that coach.) MUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! After 2-0 versus Sleeping Winter Bears; 070111 A tight game, but the rotters were two up from start so we had the favourite-preassure (+30 tr) even though Hovring is a nasty coach (as in very good). One apoed elf and that was it. No more cas for these rotters. But after the elves quick first TD, it was a slow advancement, Borak holding the ball, but some nice elf-moves shaked the rotters. A hand-off from Borak in the 7th turn of first half secured 1-1 at halftime. And then the rotters with Borak again with the ball, afraid of their prince, moved off slowly at start, but spread out and had no secure defence. Grasp did a fantastic job holding down the elves, at one point he had 4 of them and none went away. So, even though Borak went down twice, he picked up the ball again, and we tried to hurt the prince to eternity, but he was there. Just in front of us... At the 15th turn a desperate elf tried to dogde into the side-cage but fell, and with an extra move Borak took Flesh of Oblivion (and Dhaktokh) to first tourney-victory! Yihaa!!! The most fun part was that I was convinced by someone in the smack-chat to play the rotters. I sacked a beastman to join and didnt even like the team. Now, I adore them. No, they are still kind of boring, but they have surely made me happy. And, I was nervous the whole game. I still cant play tourneys. Still nervous. Perhaps it gets better after this, and no more silly mistakes. After 2-1 versus hovring´s EHR International in a smack-final, 070712 One of the most mad games ever! Oblivion cleared the pitch from 4 woodies in the first turn and it just continued and continued and continued. 11 cas and in turn 16 I cleared the pitch for the first time ever! Versus 13 tree-climbers and the tree itself... WEIRD!!!! Gruenblitze is forever on my whitelist for good attitude throughout this whole mad game which ended in 37 vs 6 spp, mvp included... OH MY!!! Flesh of Oblivion are looking with brighter eyes on xfl (if I am not too late). Thanks for a great chat and a hilarious game. Look forward to next time. Ps. Invite nuffle´s sister to dinner, I did, it works!!! Ds. After 4-0 versus WaldgeWalt; 2007-09-06 mojo-jojo-kojo and Dhaktokh proved why nothing really happens, even though Everything Was Happening, with the sum of 5 spp together on both teams. ;-( I miss my av 7... It could be the lowest sum together for both teams that I have played, not sure though. Probably not. Certainly not. Of course not. There grass is always browner down the statistic line! Somewhere... After 0-1 vs No Halfway Crocks; 2008-03-30 After 5 of my blocks balthasargelt felt it was time to concede. ;-( Now, just try to IMAGINE the power of those blocks. It was as beautiful as the last 10 minutes of the game between Liverpool and Chelsea yesterday. And it wasnt even I who started the game... After two turns vs Chuck Norris Band; 2008-04-09 Aaaaaaaaaa..... <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5046547">Loogur</a> was the first time I have killed with a beast, and I had 4 rotters. Boo! And after the game I had to retire one rotter (our last original player by the way) that was niggled before the beast ate the skink. Boo!!! After a humiliation loss, I have already forgot the game... ... (lies...) First game after the break. And a fun one! First half I got GTR and did my 5 vs 2 fouls. Not much to say there, except that I had a fairly easy score after emrick´s single mistake in the game. (Not to mention his bad dices when it mattered) Second half the saurus-boys showed us how to behave and suddenly almost all my fighters were ko or bh. But I managed with luck to toss the ball downfield to a beastman-rookie in turn 14, after 3-4 turns where I was sure the lizzards would have an easy draw. But a saurus blitzed him down. Lust for Lustrian thought it was cool to kill himself on a dodge, so did I, emrick and the crowd. But that blitzing saurus has to practice ballhandling... And yeah, the reason why I wrote the report. The team is having big problems at the moment, with two important rotters niggled and two rookies to "support" them, the team now have a hard time preparing for xfl with no rotter-material to bet on... the fight continues! Sack or glory? One last thing, I also got my Nurgle's Rotters Fanatic Award!!! After 1-0 vs Kowloon, 2008-05-18--></span></div></span></div> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Rotspawn
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles Guard |
m | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 160k
(0)k |
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| 2 |
Rotter
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4 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot Dirty Player, Block |
-ma | 27 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 20/ | 80k
(40+40)k |
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| 3 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot +AG, Block, Sure Hands, Mighty Blow, Two Heads |
n | 24 | 11 | 19 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 81/ | 170k
(40+130)k |
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| 4 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 110k
(110+0)k |
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| 5 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 6 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot Frenzy, Block |
16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 21/ | 80k
(40+40)k |
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| 7 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot Block |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 8 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot Block |
19 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14/ | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 10 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 15 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Guard |
n | 49 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 3 | 65/ | 190k
(110+80)k |
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| 16 |
Pestigor
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 17 |
Journeyman Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 10 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 58 (38/10/10) | | | TD Diff: | 50 (92 - 42) | | | Cas Diff: | 58 (86/36/23 - 39/27/21) |
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| Last Opponent: Topastri in Prova | |||||||