|Our tribal motto by Metallica:|
I RAGE, I GLAZE, I HURT, I HATE
I WANNA HATE IT ALL AWAY
After an initial failure of a team including a ball-handling couple (called Berserk Rage before they were retired), the Berserker Tribe sent another squad of maniacs to play BloodBowl. This time the most frenzied ones were gathered and let go free, in company with the crew named after the animals in the wilderness in hope of revealing similar characteristics. Hearing the accuses of the former team, those who ever touched (or seen) anything ball-like were intimidated to go along with the new team. They just hope the tribe is short-minded enough to forget the insult the tribe suffered and one day they can play again their beloved sport.
Changes in the team:
AfterMatch#2 Have to train harder. After such a defeat noone wants to join, not even for those ridiculusly high fees.
AM#4 Succes brings attention. Now the TribeLeader sent RageMore to play, but some contribution had to be paid for this. They say they have to settle some conflict with a nearby tribe, and some treasure would help a lot. Maybe it's money, which brought attention...
AM#6 Training helps a lot really. Just remember on the field how it was during practice.
AM#8 Hah, what a game. And what a funeral fest afterwards. We ate and drank for days - and we offered the whole lot to Outrage and WholeRage. Mino-cousine came and wanted to see his relative. He could not be provided with, of course. He was upset and told he would stay and take revenge. Accepted.
AM#11 Mino-cousine really works well. Each match he shows how to block properly. And he grew even huger than he was. Is this the reason why Berserk!!! wanted to join us? Anyway, we needed an enraged fellow, and he is one, so we did not ask him questions.
AM#13 Training hard - blocking mainly. Some guys came with noses high up in the air and offered their dedicated arms to play the passing game. Coach told them to get clear... He trusts the team as it is.
AM#18 Coach went crazy. He accepted those guys now. OK, we are short of men, OK we have the money, OK he doesnt want to replace the crippled Blitzers, OK he wants to introduce new die-man-sons in the teamplay, but still. We are sure those 2 guys will not last for long. Not with those names!
AM#23 A LineNorse (Szarvasson) and 2 Blitzers (RageMore and NoControll) were sent from the team. Niggling Injuries should not be a problem - it strikes every now and then, but when players ALWAYS deny their duty because of it... Go home boys and lick your wounds! Their place is taken by Burn !, a new Blitzer Talent. Only 10 this way, but better then those unreliable craps. And honestly - ALL MAN PLAY ON TEN!!! And will play like that till gather some gold for 4th Blitzer.
AM#24 After a very lucky game there is enough cash to line up full 11 next time. Welcome Blitzer LastStand!
AM#25 Idiot Apo failed to save Bivalyson, farewell. Rokason MNGd, so there is nobody to claim the "played all matches" title from now on. Tho, at least RageWill died with that memory. Nice work, sorry to loose him. Battery is rounding us up to 10 again.
AM#25 Lined up 8 players with two MNG lino and hoped to get no CAS (!) this game. Well, instead of the 2 lino I have 2 Blitzers MNG + 1 of them is -1AV...
AM#26 Hurrraaay, first double on team (on Bikason) - with an Aging of NI of course... I cant believe this team!
AM#30 Huh, huh. Coach again wanted some nose-up ball handler. But enough is enough we told him. They take all the attention from us they take all the SPPs from us and they take always on the ball instead of the opponent. Finally a Wild Boar was reborn in the form of Vaddisznoson the II.
AM#35 Team building starts again.
AM#36 11 again, and only 2 NIs.
AM#38 A 5 and 1/2 years long break. The whole structure of competition is changed, but we reentered the frey. They say we dont have to line up 6 players strong anymore and Niggled players play as normal just they are easier to take out and there is a lot more we dont care for.
The team went through some enchantment as well:
Outragekin, the Minotaur woke up one morning and screamed when looked in some shiny surface reflecting him. Or not him. A Yhetee. Of course he did not know it was a Yhetee he saw, the others told him: nope, you aint no Minotaur. A Yhetee. Y-H-E-T-E-E. No kidding, youve always been that.
Then the Catchers. They might have drunk a tad too much one night, at least they insist on being a Runner since. But Catchers, who cares, the team never liked them anyways, be them Runners if they want.
Anger, the Blitzer (now calling himself Berserker) realised that his hardly trained StandFirm skill is just as easy to train as anything else.