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Thorny Devils
Retired [X2] Lizardmen

The Australian Thorny Devil is the coolest lizard alive.
Skinks are named after Australian Skinks.
Sauraii are named and depicted after Australian Lizards.

Season XXI marks the beginning.

<b>Season One</b>
Tough being the new kids on the block. Theopacman (if that is his real name) killed and raised <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4544887">Water</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4574878">Dragon</a> which is an insult! I now call for all decent and respectable SWL coaches to kill him and return him from this disgraceful state of undeath. Whatever coach does this shall earn praises upon this wall for three seasons. Finished 7th. Ended the season with a TR of 146 so a good position for XXII.

<b>Season Two</b>
High with hopes I beat a new goblin team, only to have him double niggle my krox into retirement and leave me much worse off. My wins came with a high cost, as I pushed for promotion at the expense of being able to do anything once I get there. Late in the season my team discovered licking toads, and managed to totally screw their chances by their drug addiction, the main side effect is to rapidly increase how fast they age. Finishing the season in a respectable fourth, they are now ready to begin a massive assault against any reggie teams silly enough to get in their way.

<b>Season Three</b>
Once again important players aged at the start of the season, but fortunately managed to cut their addiction to toad by the end. 7 games for 7 wins saw the Thorny Devils catapult themselves to the conference. The Thorny Devils took apart their counterparts <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=382880>Made to Scale</a> by killing 2 Sauraii for the second season in a row, obviously trying to prove that SWL is only big enough for one great Lizardmen squad. However, in the last game of the season a <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=419159>Dark Elf team</a> that was due to be disbanded decided to ignore the ball and constantly foul. This resulted in the death of an important Saurus, which puts a grey cloud over how they can perform against a higher standard of opposition.

<b>Season Four</b>
Started with an absolute shocker as my block Kroxigor was killed with the idiot apoth managing to screw up the revival.


27 Skill Rolls
3 Double
3 Stat Increases
6 Aging
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Frill Neck Jr
Saurus
6 5 1 9
Block, +ST
   9 0 3 0 2 2 23/ 150k
(138)k
  
3
Mangrove Monitor Jr
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   7 0 4 0 1 0 14/ 100k
(100)k
  
4
Spiny Tail
Saurus
5 4 1 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
 -ma 21 0 1 0 13 4 49/ 140k
(138)k
  
5
Sand Swimmer
Saurus
6 4 1 8
Block, Frenzy
 -av 21 0 2 0 5 2 26/ 130k
(105)k
  
6
Blue Tongue
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Break Tackle
   22 0 4 0 0 1 17/ 120k
(135)k
  
7
Stone Gecko Jr
Saurus
6 4 1 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
8
Lancelin Jr
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(100)k
  
9
Magela
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   22 0 3 0 2 2 23/ 100k
(125)k
  
10
Jabiluka III
Skink
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step, +MA
   10 1 6 0 0 1 24/ 110k
(130)k
  
11
Kalumburu
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step, Dirty Player
   22 1 3 0 2 1 19/ 110k
(140)k
  
12
Tussok Jr
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(75)k
  
13
Yampi Jr
Skink
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+MA
   3 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 90k
(110)k
  
12 players  
Coach: DrDiscoStu Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (11/4/7) |TD Diff:14 (41 - 27) |Cas Diff:22 (26/19/13 - 17/9/10)
Last Opponent: None Shall Pass