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|<DIV ALIGN=LEFT>This team exists so that new players have someone to play against in their first match on FUMBBL. Therefore, it is the decision of management that a TS of 105 (very high fan factor makes 100 TS difficult) or thereabouts shall be maintained to facilitate good matchups with teams just starting out.|
My rules of conduct, such as they are:
1. Try not to damage the opponent excessively.
2. Only foul if the opponent has more players on the pitch.
3. If leading by two at halftime, throw the ball back to begin the half. Defend normally.
4. Never stall.
5. Don't run up the score.
6. Don't take unfair advantage of silly newbie mistakes.
7. Force the newbie to earn any touchdowns.
8. Take unusual skills, not to exceed one player with block.
9. Maintain exactly 11 players. Freeboot as required to field 11 each match.
10. Try to give up exactly one handicap.
11. No apothecary.
Special conduct rules for Arthur Fonzarelli: Pro will be the first, and only skill ever taken. Going for it is inappropriate for the Fonz, he does not run - things will wait for his schedule. Scoring, knocking opponents down, passing, these things are generally frowned upon. His main role is to provide the odd assist or push, and let his coolness help the team to win.
|1||Max Headroom||Lineman||6||3||3||8||Sure Hands|| ||12||2||2||0||0||1||13||50k (70k)|| |
|2||Killer Klowns from Outer Space||Lineman||6||3||3||8||Kick, Tackle|| ||32||0||2||0||2||2||20||50k (95k)|| |
|3||Rorschach||Lineman||6||3||3||8|| || ||6||0||0||0||0||0||0||50k (50k)|| |
|4||Wile E. Coyote||Lineman||6||3||3||8||Pass Block|| ||2||0||0||0||1||1||7||50k (70k)|| |
|5||Ali G||Lineman||6||3||3||8|| || ||8||0||1||0||0||0||3||50k (50k)|| |
|6||Beavis||Lineman||6||3||3||8||Strip Ball|| ||9||0||0||0||1||2||12||50k (70k)|| |
|7||Martin Luther King, Jr.||Lineman||6||3||3||8||Block, Shadowing|| ||29||1||2||0||4||3||30||50k (95k)|| |
|8||Boomhauer||Catcher||8||2||3||7||Catch, Dodge|| ||3||0||1||0||0||0||3||70k (85k)|| |
|9||Harry Potter||Lineman||6||3||3||8||Leader|| ||10||0||1||0||1||2||15||50k (70k)|| |
|10||Henry Fonda||Catcher||8||2||3||7||Catch, Dodge|| ||1||0||1||0||0||0||3||70k (85k)|| |
|11||Arthur Fonzarelli||Lineman||6||3||3||8||Pro|| ||21||0||0||0||1||1||7||50k (70k)|| |
|11 players |
|Team Rating:||125 / 105
|Games Played:||236 (207/22/7) |||||TD Diff:||383 (504 - 121) |||||Cas Diff:||-40 (144/106/43 - 172/110/51)|
|Last Opponent: S-k-laven|