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[R] Dwarf
| Deep in the cavernous dwarf outpost of Fangrock, in the misty mountains of the northlands, there is a pub. This pub is called "The Irritated Generic Water Foul." The patrons of this rough dive, are all notorious dwarf blood bowl fanatics. Every night the local miners would come out of the mine and watch the pub crystal ball's blood bowl broadcasts, they were all madly in love with the game, rooting for whomever team tipped their fancy at the time, which occasionally started a rolling squabble or two, but it was all in good fun. The dwarves of The Pub kept up with all of the team's they watched statistics, player injuries, with so little to do in the town, it seemed to be most everyone's only distraction. One frosty night, when the pub was packed to the brim with miners watching the "Rooked vs Benevolent Mongooses" game, the door of the pub burst open, and into the half light bunker stumbled a tall figure in ragged furs. As the figure entered not many dwarves could pull their eyes off the action of the match, stumbling up to the bar, the figure sat down next to Drrrr'zzzk Cleftface. Drrrr'zzzk, having still been on his first pitcher of Bugmans' so was the only dwarf that noticed the figure sitting next to him was easily twice as tall as a dwarf, and as slender as a rail. The figure motioned for service from the bartender, pulling her ragged cloak aside revealing her pointed ears, and long orange mohican. Drrrr'zzzk almost lept out of his skin "AN ELF!" he shouted! The elf turned her face full of drunken sadness, stammering she began to explain her plight "My 'ole lot, gone! Summa dem ain't even gonna make it anover game" she spat. Drrr'zzzk mouth was still hanging open, not only was their a depressed drunken elf in the bar, this elf also seemed to be stammering about some massacre, a massacre that might have followed her to Fangrock. Before the words reached his lip, someone was already asking the question on his mind "Who massacred what? And what are ye' doin' in 'ere?" Melani Nosepick spat from behind Drrr'zzzk, jabbing a stubby finger tword the elf. Almost in tears now she wailed "The're' wood'flz, tree 'umpers, they smashed ma-hic-team last week." Drrr'zzzks wheels were spinning...slowly but steadily, just like a dwarf's mind ought to, "Wood Elves?" "Last Week?" Again, Melani was a step ahead of him, "The only Wood Elves we've seen, are on Cabal Vision, you now Blood Bowl?" The elf smashed her fist onto the bar, standing quickly upright, smashing her head into the low ceiling, her eye's filled with tears but her face was now angry she started speaking again, louder now "Dat's whuz I'm sayin! My mates! Teamates!" Drrr'zzzk cut her short, "Team mates? what team?" The elf pulled her cloak back to reveal her uniform, still partially covered in blood and muck, "Fishchester United" she mumbled. Melani was grinning madly "Wait, I recognize ya' now lass! Your Snow Crab Bruce! Thier star-blitzer!" she nodded slumping back down to the bar, "They kick dus' good, dey even got our staff manager, Waloni Stoneye....A temper 'e ad, but was a good dwarf." It didn't take long for Molani and Drrr'zzzk to trace the Fishchester Staff Manager's family tree to thiers, making this death a personal grude they had to bear in in Snow Crab's honor. Maybe they just wanted to get out of the boring mining town, maybe they just liked Ms. Bruce a little too much, maybe they really did want revenge. Either way, the dwarves of that bar, lead by Snow Crab's Years of Blood Bowl experience, swore an oath to mangle anyone who got in their way, to pay homage to their fallen brother. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 3 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 4 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 5 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 6 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 7 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 8 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 9 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 10 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 11 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 1 (1/0/0) | | | TD Diff: | 1 (2 - 1) | | | Cas Diff: | 3 (1/1/1 - 0/0/0) |
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| Last Opponent: Rainbow Glade Ramblers | |||||||