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5 Minute Major
|These guys are the most brutal, low down, cut throat, goon squad and down right nasty Norsemen to ever take the Blood Bowl pitch.|
They dont like Elf ballers...That is an abomination to all that is holy. These guys go old school blood bowl. If there is not blood, guts and missing teeth, well you are not playing Blood Bowl.
These guys call Elfballing, Euro Pansy hockey. The idea that hockey is best on a large rink, high scoring and a sport based on skill is a allien thought to these guys. Of course dont bring up Olympic Hockey as the gold standard of how the game should be played..They will go into a frenzy rage and DP boot you into oblivion.
Old School 5 minute majors, riots, cleared benches, fore checks, sticks to the eyes and of course the coveted game misconduct is the only way to play the game.
If you really piss these guys off they will just "drop the gloves" in the middle of the pitch and throw down, ignoring the ball, scoring, the ref and just beat the living tar out of your pixels.
These guys have been know to "drop the gloves" on the opening turn. You never know.
This is what happens if your pixels get our assistant coach mad at you and you are in front of our bench area.
Be sure to check out the players bio links to some of the greatest DP shots in NHL HISTORY!!!!!!!!!
Note: This team is made up of the top 16 dirtiest NHL players of all time. They are DP legends, do not doubt their ability to lay the boot.
BlackBox Brawl CCIII: get diced out of the Brawl and man are they pissed. It was just down right ugly.
XFL Norse 2016: We show up with a chip on our shoulder and expect to go deep. Made it to the Qt finals before the wheels flew off and we dropped the transmission at mid field.
|1|| Brian Marchment||Norse Berserker||6||3||3||7||Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Juggernaut||n||23||0||0||0||17||2||44||90k (90+60k)|| |
|2|| Darcy Tucker||Norse Lineman||6||3||2||7||Block, Dirty Player, Strip Ball||-ag||42||1||2||0||3||3||28||50k (50+40k)|| |
|3||Arktoris, Boz 'Hellbound Av...||Ulfwerenar||6||4||2||8||Frenzy|| ||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||110k (110+0k)|| |
|4||Tie Domi II||Norse Lineman||5||3||3||7||Block||-ma||8||0||0||0||0||0||0||50k (50+0k)|| |
|5|| Sean Avery III||Norse Lineman||6||3||3||7||Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Mighty Blow||n||18||1||2||0||8||5||48||50k (50+70k)|| |
|6|| Todd Bertuzzi II||Norse Lineman||6||3||3||7||Block, Dirty Player|| ||19||0||0||0||3||1||11||50k (50+20k)|| |
|8||Matt Johnson II||Norse Berserker||6||3||3||7||Block, Frenzy, Jump Up|| ||8||0||1||0||0||0||3||90k (90+0k)|| |
|11||Chris Simmon II||Norse Runner||7||3||3||7||Block, Dauntless, Dodge|| ||7||0||3||0||0||0||9||90k (90+20k)|| |
|14|| Jarkku Ruttu||Norse Runner||7||3||3||7||Block, Dauntless, Dodge|| ||2||0||2||0||0||0||6||90k (90+20k)|| |
|15|| Bobby Clarke||Norse Lineman||6||3||3||7||Block, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player, Tackle|| ||44||0||4||0||1||7||49||50k (50+70k)|| |
|16|| Claude Lemiuex||Norse Lineman||6||3||3||7||Block, Dirty Player, Dauntless, Tackle|| ||43||1||2||0||2||4||31||50k (50+60k)|| |
|11 players |
|Games Played:||45 (19/7/19) |||||TD Diff:||-9 (45 - 54) |||||Cas Diff:||36 (87/37/18 - 52/36/18)|
|Last Opponent: Northern Astronomy|