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P [B] Norse
These guys are the most brutal, low down, cut throat, goon squad and down right nasty Norsemen to ever take the Blood Bowl pitch.

They dont like Elf ballers...That is an abomination to all that is holy. These guys go old school blood bowl. If there is not blood, guts and missing teeth, well you are not playing Blood Bowl.

These guys call Elfballing, Euro Pansy hockey. The idea that hockey is best on a large rink, high scoring and a sport based on skill is a allien thought to these guys. Of course dont bring up Olympic Hockey as the gold standard of how the game should be played..They will go into a frenzy rage and DP boot you into oblivion.

Old School 5 minute majors, riots, cleared benches, fore checks, sticks to the eyes and of course the coveted game misconduct is the only way to play the game.

If you really piss these guys off they will just "drop the gloves" in the middle of the pitch and throw down, ignoring the ball, scoring, the ref and just beat the living tar out of your pixels.

These guys have been know to "drop the gloves" on the opening turn. You never know.

This is what happens if your pixels get our assistant coach mad at you and you are in front of our bench area.


Be sure to check out the players bio links to some of the greatest DP shots in NHL HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

Note: This team is made up of the top 16 dirtiest NHL players of all time. They are DP legends, do not doubt their ability to lay the boot.


Tournament Record


BlackBox Brawl CCIII: get diced out of the Brawl and man are they pissed. It was just down right ugly.

XFL Norse 2016: We show up with a chip on our shoulder and expect to go deep. Made it to the Qt finals before the wheels flew off and we dropped the transmission at mid field.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Brian MarchmentNorse Berserker6337Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Juggernautn230001724490k (90+60k) 
2 Darcy TuckerNorse Lineman6327Block, Dirty Player, Strip Ball-ag42120332850k (50+40k) 
3Arktoris, Boz 'Hellbound Av...Ulfwerenar6428Frenzy 0000000110k (110+0k) 
4Tie Domi IINorse Lineman5337Block-ma800000050k (50+0k) 
5 Sean Avery IIINorse Lineman6337Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Mighty Blown18120854850k (50+70k) 
6 Todd Bertuzzi IINorse Lineman6337Block, Dirty Player 19000311150k (50+20k) 
8Matt Johnson IINorse Berserker6337Block, Frenzy, Jump Up 801000390k (90+0k) 
11Chris Simmon IINorse Runner7337Block, Dauntless, Dodge 703000990k (90+20k) 
14 Jarkku RuttuNorse Runner7337Block, Dauntless, Dodge 202000690k (90+20k) 
15 Bobby ClarkeNorse Lineman6337Block, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player, Tackle 44040174950k (50+70k) 
16 Claude LemiuexNorse Lineman6337Block, Dirty Player, Dauntless, Tackle 43120243150k (50+60k) 
11 players  
Coach:PainState Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Norse Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1470k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:480000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:1470k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:45 (19/7/19) |TD Diff:-9 (45 - 54) |Cas Diff:36 (87/37/18 - 52/36/18)
Last Opponent: Northern Astronomy