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Retired [B] Dark Elf

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NisCkxU544c?rel=0&amp;hd=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br><br><div><span><input type="button" value="Show Lyrics" style='width:320px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;' onclick="if (this.value == 'Show Lyrics') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'Hide Lyrics'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Show Lyrics';}"></span><span><span style='display: none;'><br><table width="640px" cellspacing='0' style='background:white;border:2px solid black;' celpadding='0'><tr><td align='center'>Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Call a sex line
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
 -ma, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(0)k
  
2
Fifth of vodka
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Crash my car
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard
   2 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 130k
(100+30)k
  
4
Meet a giant fish
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
 m 2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(0)k
  
7
Now I'm dead
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
12
Black out in the sewer
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Get rejected
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
14
Jump out the window
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Crash into the sun
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
16
My own bathroom
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Jack Trueshield
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Kevin Darkhawk
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
19
Nicholas Hideoustree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Woodstock Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1200k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:0 (2 - 2) |Cas Diff:1 (1/1/1 - 1/1/0)
Last Opponent: Terminal Terror