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Fluffy Balls of Teeth
Roster [S] Squig Herders

They're so cute and adorable!

You just have to love them.. and they bring you fresh snacks, from everyone on the pitch!

Just how many snacks you ask?

139 from opposing players.
35 from squig herders.

174 snacks in all!
5.8 snacks per game!

Particularly savoury snacks include:
The carcass of Gong, the Giant Gorilla!
The destroyed hulk of Bonehead, experienced Pump Wagon!

Legendary Balls of Teeth
Fluffy!, 34 touchdowns, 1 MVP, and 46 casualties in 30 games; reached Legendary after only 26 games (possible site record if you discount mvps? nope, LRB4 gutter runner did it faster), chose sure feet as legendary skill, and for the next 5 games, every time he used sure feet to try to score a touchdown it failed him, culminating in his death racing to the finish line and stopping to try to eat a piece of gnome from Climbing Roses; he was running too fast and while his teeth and brain stopped, the rest of him tore on past, ripping his own body in half on his deadly teeth.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Les Ghom I Aigo
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Percy Muck
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
Fez Toppa
Squig Herder
6 2 4 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AV, +AG
   28 1 0 0 1 4 23/31 110k
(40+70)k
  
4
Titsee Pop
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Ratty May
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
6
Steffy Zag
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Undda Bun
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Veego Jam
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Smoky
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Dodge
   6 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 95k
(75+20)k
  
12
Molly
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Jump Up, Piling On
   25 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 115k
(75+40)k
  
13
Cleo
Squig
5 4 4 9
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
+AV, Jump Up, Diving Tackle
   25 0 0 0 9 3 33/51 145k
(75+70)k
  
14
Bandit
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Dodge, Guard
   5 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 115k
(75+40)k
  
15
Tigger
Squig Hopper
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs
Dodge, +AG
   9 1 3 0 5 1 25/31 170k
(110+60)k
  
16
Scamper
Squig Hopper
6 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Nelphine Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Squig Herders Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1310k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 540k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (17/7/7) |TD Diff:22 (50 - 28) |Cas Diff:48 (104/29/10 - 62/23/10)
Last Opponent: Foul, Fast, Forward!