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Roster [R] Goblin
Dhakke Delussionez iz teamz kaptajn. Wery klear afte 3 gamez from hem and 4 from teh teamz.
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A rookie goblin was close of doing a larson in our 4th game. Tried to score for 10 turns, the intercept, cas and pass was already cleared. On my own offence for these 10 turns with Phuty Phath Zykkopatz, but the leaping frogs had incredible dice and we just werent strong enough to face those dice. Very very very annoying. Lost the game with 0-3, all my effort went to the larson.

Oufkh´s daughter of animosity killed DocMaXX´s 308 spp vamp Jürgen on a blitz in our 6th game, with three assists. Apo kills as well! Regen works. Damn! ;-D She has also niggled a ratogre on a 3-dice blitz from the ratogre.

After loosing 0-5 (!) vs some pro elves... *sacrifices the whole population of a small off-road gobbo-village, believing that we have caused nuffle´s divine and sincere wrath* It was a true, slow nightmare.

Our dear bomber Maglubiyet killed El-baisir, a tombguardian with mb and jugger on a turn 1 bomb-toss in game 28! Woohooo!

Conclusion after 40 games:
Most won in a row: 3...
Most lost in a row: 7......
I struggle to play them at tv 1700 where they usually are now. Too hard competition up here. Cant really afford to get bribes. I need to play them better. Some silly mistake from my side and its uphill the rest of the game. Regardless of the result, that is how it feels. Need to change that feeling...

*Lost in the 1st turn of a TW-2000 minor. Totally awful game with 0 spps and blablablabla...*
*Lost in 2nd turn of XFL 2013*

Retired my +ag bomber Maglubiyet when she got her third skill. Cant afford to keep a niggled player with two "wasted" skills. Gobbos are way too hard for that. Very unusual for me to sack a player I really like. Played 41 of 42 games in total for the team. Buhu.. Instead I got my 2nd dp, now die!

And a very harsh retirement... but I really have to do it to stand a chance at higher tv...
Hashak, ag5 pogoer with block, tackle, sure feet and 116 spps in 42 games. Amazing. But the niggle and -av just aint working any longer.

Get Leap on chainsaw.

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Progression: Standard
1 Maglubiyet JrBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty 501010540k (40+0k) 
2 KikanutiLooney6227Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block, Dodge-ag55020032140k (40+50k) 
3Into toading cups!Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 202000640k (40+20k) 
4 Astranikha IVGoblin6236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty-av400000040k (40+0k) 
5Buzzhkan Weighterhelf VIGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step 12010321940k (40+50k) 
7 Vhank #7 Villylezh VGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
8 Dhakke DelussionezGoblin6337Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, +ST, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Jump Up 5301301169140k (40+140k) 
9 Wizzhkithikh the Wizer VIGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 12110111140k (40+20k) 
10 Woopzigh DogztylehGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Block 53000052540k (40+60k) 
11 Ghadz tze dinkherGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 31031101340k (40+20k) 
12 Goff "Threadspitter" Kah IIIGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 11010211240k (40+20k) 
13Another one!Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
14 MeriadarzhkFanatic3727Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard-ag45000643270k (70+60k) 
15 BargrivyekTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Strong Arm, Guard, Juggernaut, Break Tackle 5600018561110k (110+80k) 
16 KhurgorbaeyagTroll4619Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut, +ST, Multiple Block, Block, Guard 56000444108110k (110+140k) 
15 players  
Coach:Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1740k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:170000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1740k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:56 (20/12/24) |TD Diff:-13 (70 - 83) |Cas Diff:-26 (91/40/18 - 120/43/12)
Last Opponent: Do You Even LIFT, Bro