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Legion of Death Munchers
Roster [S] Chaos Halfling

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The Legion of Death Munchers is a band of Halflings cursed to serve in the name of Slannesh, Prince of Excess.

Each member of the Death Munchers has succumbed to the powers of Chaos by creating and attempting to consume a culinary monster. Meat structures stacked as high as men, grotesque and bloated paradies of normal meals, thousands upon thousands of calories- sickening food creations so vile and perverse that they attracted the attentions of the Dark Prince himself!

Now The Mark of Slannesh has tainted these once innocent little folk, twisting them into nauseating glutens that revel in the debauchery of all things to do with meat and eating, including the cannibalism of other players (including their own)! They have naturally attracted Slannesh Daemons to their cause, creatures eager to sate their morbid hungers by rending chunks from their victims and guzzling down blood and flesh during games.

After every game the Legion celebrates with a mighty food orgy of meat, melted cheese and bacon strips, regardless of if they win or lose.

Teams Pounded Into Retirement
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
BBQ Coliseum
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Tackle, Juggernaut
   8 0 0 1 11 0 24/31 190k
(140+50)k
  
2
Slaughterhouse Special
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Juggernaut, Tentacles
   7 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
3
TurBaconEpic II
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Meatzza
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Chilli Four Loko
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
6
Fast Food Lasagna
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Ultimate Pizza Sandwich
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Fast Food Wellington
Chaos Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, +AG
   8 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 105k
(35+70)k
  
9
Cheesey Grilled Cheese Tower II
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
11
Meat Salad
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Foul Appearance
   8 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
12
Breakfast Lasagna
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 65k
(35+30)k
  
13
Meatball Deathstar II
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Chocolate Breakfast
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Meat Tank
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Boss Bacon Burger II
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Narlgoth Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1300k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1360k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (2/3/3) |TD Diff:-2 (5 - 7) |Cas Diff:3 (21/5/3 - 16/7/3)
Last Opponent: Fair Playing Elves