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[R] Chaos Chosen
|In an effort to make it easier to find games, I figured I'd make a sucky team that would both get offers and lower my CR (and few teams are suckier than rookie chaos). I figured that once their TV went up and my CR went down, the team name could refer to the trouble finding games for high TV chaos instead.|
I found that even at low-mid TV, people were still clicking me away. So I decided to hire a minotaur for bloaty uselessness (and more importantly, because my naming scheme was begging for one).
Team got its first claw after game 11. At that point, 3 of their last 4 matches had been against orcs.
For a while all my more fun players died, and the bashy ones survived. As a result the team became a very boring typical chaos. Then they rolled 3 +AG beasts in 3 games time, as well as lost a bMGt warrior. Suddenly the team became different and fun again.
I was about to enter the GLT swiss, when my only claw died in a prep game, 3 SPPs from legend.
block frenzy juggernaut stand firm
block fend guard x 3
|1|| Prof. Chaos II||Minotaur||5||5||1||8||Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Block||-ag||17||0||1||0||4||0||11||150k (150+30k)|| |
|2|| Dr. Smash||Chosen Blocker||5||4||3||9||Block, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Juggernaut|| ||50||1||4||1||17||2||59||100k (100+90k)|| |
|3||Dr. Bash||Chosen Blocker||5||4||3||9|| || ||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||100k (100+0k)|| |
|4|| Dr. Pomb II||Chosen Blocker||5||4||3||9||Block, Guard, Mighty Blow|| ||27||1||3||0||5||5||45||100k (100+60k)|| |
|5|| Dr. Claw II||Chosen Blocker||5||4||3||9||Block, Mighty Blow|| ||14||0||3||0||1||2||21||100k (100+40k)|| |
|6|| Mr. Guard II||Beastman Runner||7||3||4||8||Horns, Block, +AG, +MA|| ||34||11||8||0||3||1||46||60k (60+90k)|| |
|7||Mr. Block III||Beastman Runner||6||3||3||8||Horns|| ||6||0||0||0||0||0||0||60k (60+0k)|| |
|8||Mr. Bench III||Beastman Runner||6||3||3||8||Horns|| ||10||0||0||0||0||0||0||60k (60+0k)|| |
|9|| Mr. Piles||Beastman Runner||6||3||3||8||Horns, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut|| ||49||1||2||0||14||6||65||60k (60+80k)|| |
|10|| Mr. Blows III||Beastman Runner||7||3||4||8||Horns, +MA, +AG, Wrestle, Tackle|| ||25||2||11||0||3||3||56||60k (60+110k)|| |
|11|| Mr. Foul II||Beastman Runner||6||3||4||8||Horns, Block, +AG|| ||28||2||2||0||2||2||22||60k (60+60k)|| |
|12||Mister Dirty||Beastman Runner||6||3||3||8||Horns|| ||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||60k (60+0k)|| |
|13||Mr. Tackle V||Beastman Runner||6||3||3||8||Horns|| ||3||0||0||0||0||0||0||60k (60+0k)|| |
|13 players |
|Games Played:||52 (30/10/12) |||||TD Diff:||27 (76 - 49) |||||Cas Diff:||64 (101/52/29 - 65/42/11)|
|Last Opponent: Night Of The Nearly Dead|