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Dr Evil's secret lair
|According to the completely biased and totally inaccurate films you may have seen, at one point Dr Evil was stuck in space.|
This is not the entire truth, what actually happened was this...
After escaping the irritating do-gooder Austin "look at me I'm so great" Powers, Dr Evil fled to space, the plan was to use a newly developed "hyperdrive" to travel to different planets and gather the most visious evil aliens he could find. This plan backfired when the "hyperdrive" did exactly the same thing, sending Dr Evil waaaaaay into the future.
In an interesting and frankly very quickly glossed over plot hole his gang from the past were dragged along and with the government already evil enough, he turned to playing BloodBowl to get his evil kicks.
So roll up and don't expect them to play nicely, but shhh pitch location is secret.
|1||Goldmember||Ogre||4||5||2||9||Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Juggernaut, Block, Juggernaut||-ma||30||0||0||0||18||4||56||140k (140+90k)|| |
|2||Dr Evil II||Blitzer||7||3||4||8||Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG, Tackle|| ||15||2||8||0||5||3||51||90k (90+100k)|| |
|3||No2 III||Blitzer||7||3||3||8||Block, Guard|| ||9||1||2||0||1||1||14||90k (90+20k)|| |
|4||Scott Evil||Blitzer||7||3||3||8||Block, Dodge|| ||5||1||0||0||0||1||6||90k (90+30k)|| |
|5||Fat B II||Blitzer||7||4||2||8||Block, +ST||-ag, n||23||1||0||0||1||1||8||90k (90+50k)|| |
|6||Mini Me||Catcher||8||2||3||7||Catch, Dodge, Sure Hands, Block, Side Step, Jump Up|| ||33||2||14||0||2||3||63||60k (60+80k)|| |
|7||Mustafa II||Thrower||6||3||4||8||Sure Hands, Pass, +AG, Accurate|| ||11||22||0||0||1||0||24||70k (70+60k)|| |
|8||Alotta Fagina II||Lineman||6||3||3||8|| || ||14||0||0||0||2||0||4||50k (50+0k)|| |
|9||Random Task||Lineman||5||3||3||8|| ||-ma||8||0||0||0||0||0||0||50k (50+0k)|| |
|10||Mr Bigglesworth II||Lineman||6||3||3||8|| || ||3||0||0||0||0||0||0||50k (50+0k)|| |
|11||Henchman #1 II||Lineman||6||3||3||8|| || ||3||0||0||0||1||0||2||50k (50+0k)|| |
|12||Frau Farbissna||Catcher||8||2||3||7||Catch, Dodge|| ||1||0||1||0||0||0||3||60k (60+0k)|| |
|12 players |
|Games Played:||35 (7/5/23) |||||TD Diff:||-32 (38 - 70) |||||Cas Diff:||-11 (42/27/7 - 38/37/12)|
|Last Opponent: Do You Even LIFT, Bro|