Take control over the opponent, the ball, yourself and your TV!
Trying to find a place in B for dwarves, is there still one?
After losing a match versus norse we chose a duck as shameful team logo: we'll keep it to remind us to avoid underestimating any opponent
The 'Total Stalling' Experiment:
After trying to get a 'perpetual' team with most races and getting bored of clawmbpo spam anytime my TV got too high, I found dwarves to be particularly good at 'stalling' their TV, without sacrificing their efficiency and without preying on rookie teams.
Rookie players will have the time to skill up (or die) and then will be sold to big teams while we train new recruits. Only a pair of seasoned veterans will stay to teach and coordinate: the dwarven machine has started its unstoppable grind!
On his 25th game (31st for the team) Stoppy
reached the status of Super Star. Despite being thankful to him for his killing attitude the coach had to leave him go to show his talents on more important pitches. Here it's the daily grind, and there's place for just one star: Scory!
Note: the team played under an old scheduler with a 15%TV fixed range for matchmaking.