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Roster [B] Goblin
10 Wins in 28 Games! 1st to complete, second to Finish. Okostomi's Kaboom is our way of life, bested me by getting an amazing 10 Box wins in 18 games.



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Madd inebriated Rhymes ARE tha Bomb! (more rhymes in game reports!)


"DJ! Gimme a GNARLY beat........"
<Bump badump bump... bump, -Bump badump bump... bump, -Bump badump bump... bump, -Bump badump bump... bump, >

"Yeah, yeah, 1, 2, 1, 2 tell me whatcha got, 3.4, 3,4 I'll show you what I brought...."


I pass the bomb, like a hot potato
Dropping it on your feet, BAM the Torpedos
DAMN IT! I cant believe you got an interception,
I threw that bomb with every bad intention,

You are not on a bus with Sandra Bullock,
Keanu cant stop Hoppers bomb from an erupt.
Speed it up, Hurry it up, Give it up,
Pick a square for that Bomb to pop its top up.

Whoops, that looked like a Fumble,
Bomb goes off and your legs do crumble
Armour breaks a millisecond before your spine,
It looks like your life is in a decline

Your good luck was now your undoing
No Apoth to save you from own Kablueying,
Change the speed, slow it down a notch
A bomb just went off in your own crotch

Now lets get serious about your funeral
Do you want a cremation or a Burial?
Lets quickly work on your Will and Testament
Truth be told, there is nothing for your illegitimates

And so, right before you die
Life slows down before your own eyes
Nothing left in your head but your regrets
From now on that light in your Nut is kaputz.


Looney Saws are Downright Evil
We needs another Beat Mr DJ
<BaBump Dunt, Dunt, BaBump, Dunt Dunt>
"Yeah, that be the beat, Its almost like a Faint scared Heart beat, Aint that be neat?"

Ranna na, nanna na, na na naaahh
That is the sound, when a chainsaw awn
A looney wields the mechanical moving blade
Kick backs are for losers when luck dont behave
Shame we get a chainsaw for only a drive,
Only one way for him to survive,
Only one to way to to keep him Alive
It is only for the low cost of a 50 K Bribe
Stays on the field, Refs turned a blind eye,
He gets to stay, another drive to play,
Hopefully get to see that chainsaws red spray
Blood all over the pitch,
Can't put that back on with a stitch,
Maybe try some duct tape,
Nope, you need to just accept his fate,


(DJ, give me some Cypress hill beats!)

Weeee, Fanatics are a Goblins Tasmanian Devil,
Whirling their thing-of-a-ma-jigs around in a circle
Clearing a path in random order,
Like a Tornado rolling all over

Watch out Dorothy, you house has gone for a Spin,
Cant keep it on the ground when a fanatic comes in
Off to Oz, its just a concussion
Fanatics really have a tough little weapon!
bustin their opponents with all sorts of ease,
they hurt more than venereal diseases.
Ouch, you just got the crotch Rot,
penicillin is the only thing that can help what youve got!

Wait lets turn this around and get back on Topic,
Easy to stray when you are off like a rocket
My head is spinning just like moving a Fanatic,
Sober on up son, dont make this Dramatic
Centre stage, Actors leave to the to the left,
its okay son, you can take a real big breathe
The Fanatic is gone, because the Drive just ended,
time to play it straight, cause the Ref Banned the secret weapons


Here is the ballad of the Dirty Player
does not need a shower, unless he is failure
Caught by the ref on a double dice roll
couldnt be effective so he had to go
Out for the game, that lazy shit,
didnt injure a player, I have no time for it
He needs to do his job or the LoS he will go
then down to hell, his life ended alone.



Loss in Semi Final FUMBBL B Minor LW VIII-2 Epic OT loss (3 TTM TDs) March 2014
Loss First Round FUMBBL B Minor MW VII-2 (Dwarves) June 2014


Black Box Brawl CXXXI Loss 1st Rnd - May 2014
Black Box Brawl CXXXVIII Loss in the Finals- July 2014
Black Box Brawl CCXXIX Loss in Finals- Dec 2015
FUBAR Cup 1 Loss in 2nd Rnd Jan 16 (Epic)
Black Box Brawl CCLVIII Loss in 2nd Rnd Loss April 2016
Black Box Brawl CCLXIV Loss in 1st Rnd May 2016


Crown Of Sand VI Qualifier VIII Loss 2nd Rnd Feb 2015


XFL Goblins Loss 1st Rnd June 2016

Played 20 of the 24 races. Need to play DE, Elf, High Elf and somebody else for a cycle.

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Incredible Hunk of S&@#Troll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Break Tackle, Pro, Guard 3600023151110k (110+100k) 
2Calvin UnCleanTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Thick Skull 4900012129110k (110+40k) 
3RumbleSpinSpinFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block 1200021970k (70+30k) 
4Sothl RevRunLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 1900000040k (40+0k) 
5 DeadlyGoblin5257Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, +AG, +AG, Leap, Block-ma47102413210040k (40+150k) 
6Chief Pooff-N'stooffGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 4000021040k (40+20k) 
7Phil FlightPogoer7237Dodge, Stunty, Very Long Legs, Leap 1400000070k (70+0k) 
8Wastin TimeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
9Pill PooperGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet 16000121240k (40+20k) 
10Wuz HimselfGoblin7236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Block, Sprint, +MA-av36141776440k (40+100k) 
11Mohawk PunkGoblin5237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle-ma1900011740k (40+20k) 
12Mr.Trust No-OneGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stuntym300000040k (0k) 
13Pappy VonYappyGoblin5247Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Diving Tackle, +AG, Sure Feet-ma392501225140k (40+110k) 
14Extra InsuranceGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 13000021040k (40+20k) 
15Captain HurlBomma5237Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass, Side Step, Jump Up-ma48010253240k (40+70k) 
16Learno SelftaughtGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block 22030301540k (40+30k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:keggiemckill Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:4  
Team Value:1780k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:150000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1820k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:49 (16/3/30) |TD Diff:-30 (56 - 86) |Cas Diff:-69 (68/34/13 - 130/31/23)
Last Opponent: Rash